
The Lady Is a Vamp
Argeneau Vampires, Book 17
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Paula Christensen
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Lynsay Sands
About this listen
New York Times best-selling author Lynsay Sands, one of paranormal romance's original superstars, delivers a scorching and delightful story of a mortal man on a mission - and the Vamp who is his only hope.
One late night leads to...
Kidnapped! When Jeanne Louise Argeneau left work, she never thought she'd end up tied down by a good-looking mortal. More attracted than annoyed, she quickly realizes there is more to her abductor than meets the eye.
One desperate act leads to...
Love? Paul Jones has need of a vampire, and only Jeanne Louise will do. He just has to convince this beauty of a Vamp to help him, never imagining that he would fall in love. But with the immortal world's answer to law enforcement hunting them, their time together is running out... and Paul and Jeanne Louise will need to risk everything to spend an eternity together.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-31-19
great book as always
loved every minute of this book. this series never disappoints! lynsay sands know just how to keep you entranced in this world
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- Laura Reiss
- 01-25-15
All of Lynsay Sands' vampire novels are great!
Have not read or heard a novel by Lynsay Sands that I have not loved. I recommend both her vampire series as well as her historical. But WARNING: Prepare to laugh and enjoy yourself!
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- cathy
- 09-03-12
Another excellent book by Sands
What does Paula Christensen bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Paula does a fantastic job of reading the book. I enjoy listening her. I usually do not care for female readers but she is great.
Any additional comments?
I have all of the Argeneau novels on tape and have enjoyed all of them. Lynsey is able to keep the stories fresh, creative and still moving forward. Keep up the great work.
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- A User
- 08-05-12
WOW ; )
If you could sum up The Lady Is a Vamp in three words, what would they be?
awesome,funny,cute
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Lady Is a Vamp?
When Paul's daughter asked Jeanne Louise do you think god will like me when I go to heaven.
Have you listened to any of Paula Christensen’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
No this is my first book by Lynsay Sands.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Jeanne Louise not wanting to hurt Paul when she was feeding on him.
Any additional comments?
I'm not even finished with this book, and I just had to write a review. this book is a surprise to me. I'm Hoping that all of the other books in this series are just as good. I'm happy with this book. : )
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- Noirbear
- 09-05-12
Just sit back an enjoy
If you are a Lynsay Sands fan than basically that is all that needs to be said about this book. The vamp family that keeps on giving us a humorous break from reality. The narration wasn't the best but it wasn't bad either. The argeneau clan jumps in where others fear to tread, This is a warm funny adventure for one of the youngest of the clan. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
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- L. Ozz
- 03-25-13
Wonderful as always!
Where does The Lady Is a Vamp rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
One of the best by far.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Lady Is a Vamp?
When the child is dying.
Which scene was your favorite?
When the child turns into a vampire.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yup.
Any additional comments?
More like this please :)
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- Tania
- 12-04-12
Always a winner
Where does The Lady Is a Vamp rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
At the top. I have allot of authors I love and read all there books. I have read all the other Argeneau vampire series and loved this book as much as the first in the series. Wouldn't hesitate to buy the next book in the series. I enjoy Lynsay Sands books so much I have pre booked her next book.
What other book might you compare The Lady Is a Vamp to and why?
Christine Feehan, dark series.
Have you listened to any of Paula Christensen’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Not sure I don't really take much notice of the narrator unless I hate them. Then I note down who it was and make sure I don't get any more books narrated by that person.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes,
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- misty
- 01-18-16
Best yet!!!!
I have read/listened to this whole series so far and have loved it!! But this one although it wasn't the story of any of the previous well known characters it is my favorite. I cried during this one. Heart wrenching. LOVED IT!!!!
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- Frances
- 09-21-12
Another highly recommended
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, another great chapter in this series.
What other book might you compare The Lady Is a Vamp to and why?
None, this story is unique enough for me.
What does Paula Christensen bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Hearing & feeling the emotions out loud.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Yes, both i laughed out loud & got teary eye because i felt for the characters.
Any additional comments?
Paul is wonderful and his sacrifices touches you in the heart, please listen to this story, won't be a disappoint.
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- Anita
- 08-15-12
Love the Argeneau Series
Would you listen to The Lady Is a Vamp again? Why?
I would listen to it again but it would be after other books in the series. This one didn't flow as well to me. I still recommend it, though, because I love all things Argeneau.
How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?
I enjoy the entire series but this one drug out a little more with Paul's situation and Jeanne Louise's uncertainty. She is stronger than the story shows and I would have written it with her personality being less wimpy.
Any additional comments?
Somewhat disappointed in this book compared to the previous ones. I still recommend it, though.
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