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The Last Final Girl
- Narrated by: Eric G. Dove
- Length: 5 hrs and 53 mins
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Publisher's summary
"The Last Final Girl is like Quentin Tarantino's take on The Cabin in the Woods. Bloody, absurd, and smart. Plus, there's a killer in a Michael Jackson mask." (Carlton Mellick III, author of Apeshit)
Life in a slasher film is easy. You just have to know when to die.
Aerial View: A suburban town in Texas. Everyone's got an automatic garage door opener. All the kids jump off a perilous cliff into a shallow river as a rite of passage. The sheriff is a local celebrity. You know this town. You're from this town.
Zoom In: Homecoming princess, Lindsay. She's just barely escaped death at the hands of a brutal, sadistic murderer in a Michael Jackson mask. Up on the cliff, she was rescued by a horse and bravely defeated the killer, alone, bra-less. Her story is already a legend. She's this town's heroic final girl, their virgin angel.
Monster Vision: Halloween masks floating down that same river the kids jump into. But just as one slaughter is not enough for Billie Jean, our masked killer, one victory is not enough for Lindsay. Her high school is full of final girls, and she's not the only one who knows the rules of the game.
When Lindsay chooses a host of virgins, misfits, and former final girls to replace the slaughtered members of her original homecoming court, it's not just a fight for survival - it's a fight to become The Last Final Girl.
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- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk, Scott Sowers, Rich Orlow, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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For years Chuck Palahniuk has reserved his best storytelling for his readings, often choosing to read a new short story instead of whatever novel he is supposed to be promoting. Make Something Up compiles these previously unpublished tales for the very first time, plus the Byliner social media insta-classic "Phoenix" and Palahniuk's most notable pieces from Playboy.
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Plenty of shock, just not enough Palahniuk awe
- By Darwin8u on 06-10-15
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Sprout
- By: Dale Peck
- Narrated by: Ted Coluca Jr.
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Sprout Bradford has a secret. It's not what you think he'll tell you he's gay. He'll tell you about his dads drinking and his mother's death. The green fingerprints everywhere tell you when he last dyed his hair. But neither the reader nor Sprout are prepared for what happens when Sprout suddenly finds he's had a more profound effect on the lives around him than he ever thought possible. Sprout is both hilarious and gripping; a story of one boy at odds with the expected.
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Excellent Coming of Age Story
- By marie on 07-17-13
By: Dale Peck
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Scarred
- By: Joanne Macgregor
- Narrated by: Kelsey Egan, Richard Lothian
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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Sloane Munster had the perfect life - until she didn't. Now 17-year-old Sloane is trying to reboot her life after a serious accident left her badly scarred and emotionally traumatized. Starting her senior year at a different school, she recognizes Luke Naughton, a swimmer whom she once had a crush on, in her new class. But when she smiles at him, he glares back with revulsion, and she's sure he's disgusted by her ugly scar.
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The ending is just STUPID
- By Effie on 02-05-19
By: Joanne Macgregor
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Pretty Little Liars #1
- By: Sara Shepard
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 7 hrs and 5 mins
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Spencer covets her sister's boyfriend. Aria's fantasizing about her English teacher. Emily's crushing on the new girl at school. And Hanna uses some ugly tricks to stay beautiful. But they've all kept an even bigger secret since their friend Alison vanished.
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If you love the Show, You will Love the Book
- By Ashley on 12-29-10
By: Sara Shepard
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NOS4A2
- A Novel
- By: Joe Hill
- Narrated by: Kate Mulgrew
- Length: 19 hrs and 41 mins
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Victoria McQueen has an uncanny knack for finding things: a misplaced bracelet, a missing photograph, answers to unanswerable questions. When she rides her bicycle over the rickety old covered bridge in the woods near her house, she always emerges in the places she needs to be. Vic doesn't tell anyone about her unusual ability, because she knows no one will believe her. She has trouble understanding it herself.
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Gripping performance by Kate Mulgrew....
- By Leslie on 05-06-13
By: Joe Hill
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Bad Girls Don't Die
- Bad Girls Don't Die Series, Book 1
- By: Katie Alender
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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When Alexis's little sister Kasey becomes obsessed with an antique doll, Alexis thinks she is just being her usual weird self. Things get weirder, though, when their house starts changing. Doors open and close by themselves; water boils on the unlit stove; and an unplugged air conditioner blasts cold air.
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Great for Halloween
- By The Owl on 10-03-18
By: Katie Alender
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Fracture
- By: Megan Miranda
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Eleven minutes passed before Delaney Maxwell was pulled from the icy waters of a Maine lake by her best friend, Decker Phillips. By then her heart had stopped beating. Her brain had stopped working. She was dead. And yet she somehow defied medical precedent to come back seemingly fine - despite the scans that showed significant brain damage. Everyone wants Delaney to be all right, but she knows she's far from normal. Pulled by strange sensations she can't control or explain, Delaney finds herself drawn to the dying. Is her altered brain now predicting death, or causing it?
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Well Written, great narrator
- By Cndee13 on 04-29-14
By: Megan Miranda
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Carrie
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: Sissy Spacek, Margaret Atwood
- Length: 7 hrs and 46 mins
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An unpopular teenage girl, whose mother is a religious fanatic, is tormented and teased to the breaking point by her more popular schoolmates. She uses her hidden telekinetic powers to inflict a terrifying revenge.
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The best of Stephen Kings books, and to think he a
- By Angelia Chisolm on 09-26-12
By: Stephen King
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Guy in Real Life
- By: Steve Brezenoff
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews, Arielle DeLisle
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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It is Labor Day weekend in Saint Paul, Minnesota, and a boy and a girl collide on a dark street at two thirty in the morning; Lesh, who wears black, listens to metal, and plays MMOs; Svetlana, who embroiders her skirts, listens to Björk and Berlioz, and dungeon masters her own RPG. They should pick themselves up, continue on their way, and never talk to each other again. But they don't. This is a story of two people who do not belong in each other's lives, and who find each other at a time when they desperately need someone who doesn't belong in their lives.
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Clever story, creative characters, loads of fun
- By Marni on 06-10-14
By: Steve Brezenoff
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Zombies: More Recent Dead
- By: Neil Gaiman, Carrie Vaughn, Caitlin R. Kiernan, and others
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
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The living dead are more alive than ever! Zombies have become more than an iconic monster for the 21st century: They are now a phenomenon constantly revealing as much about ourselves - and our fascination with death, resurrection, and survival - as our love for the supernatural or post-apocalyptic speculation. Our most imaginative literary minds have been devoured by these incredible creatures and produced exciting, insightful, and unflinching new works of zombie fiction.
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A well blended mix
- By The Lone Mopper on 07-30-15
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Hysteria
- By: Megan Miranda
- Narrated by: Holly Fielding
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Mallory killed her boyfriend, Brian. She can't remember the details of that night but everyone knows it was self-defense, so she isn't charged. But Mallory still feels Brian's presence in her life. Is it all in her head? Or is it something more? In desperate need of a fresh start, Mallory is sent to Monroe, a fancy prep school where no one knows her . . . or anything about her past.But the feeling follows her, as do her secrets. Then, one of her new classmates turns up dead.
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Good story. Narrator is kind of annoying
- By Anonymous User on 06-20-17
By: Megan Miranda
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struggle with keeping up with the whole book
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Demon Theory
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mindless
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Don't Fear the Reaper
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Great Sequel!
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Zombie Bake-Off
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Mapping the Interior
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Not a great listen for me
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Burnt Offerings
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Ben and Marian Rolfe are desperate to escape a stifling summer in their tiny Brooklyn apartment, so when they get the chance to rent a mansion in upstate New York for the entire summer for only $900, it’s an offer that’s too good to refuse. There’s only one catch: Behind a strange and intricately carved door in a distant wing of the house lives elderly Mrs. Allardyce, and the Rolfes will be responsible for preparing her meals.
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Enjoyed the audiobook
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The Buffalo Hunter Hunter
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A diary, written in 1912 by a Lutheran Pastor is discovered within a wall. What it unveils is a slow massacre, a chain of events that go back to 217 Blackfeet dead in the snow. Told in transcribed interviews by a Blackfeet named Good Stab, who shares the narrative of his peculiar life over a series of confessional visits. This is an American Indian revenge story written by one of the new masters of horror, Stephen Graham Jones.
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The Backbone of the World
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Millie Two Bears lives alone in a trailer in the heart of the Blackfeet Nation in Montana. Since her husband went to jail, she’s been on the outs with the reservation. And it’s not just people she has to contend with. Now the prairie dogs are moving in on her patch of land. When a strange woman comes into Millie’s life, and Millie’s rodent war escalates, a fateful confrontation with vengeance, secrets, and survival is just underfoot.
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Excellent storytelling
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The Only Good Indians
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From New York Times best-selling author Stephen Graham Jones comes a novel that is equal parts psychological horror and cutting social commentary on identity politics and the American-Indian experience. Fans of Jordan Peele and Tommy Orange will love this story as it follows the lives of four American-Indian men and their families, all haunted by a disturbing, deadly event that took place in their youth. Years later, they find themselves tracked by an entity bent on revenge, totally helpless as the culture and traditions they left behind catch up to them in a vengeful way.
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this is the best book I've listened to maybe ever
- By Anthony on 07-15-20
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Final Girls
- By: Mira Grant
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 3 hrs and 11 mins
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Dr. Jennifer Webb has invented proprietary virtual reality technology that purports to heal psychological wounds by running clients through scenarios straight out of horror movies and nightmares. In a carefully controlled environment, with a medical cocktail running through their veins, sisters might develop a bond they've been missing their whole lives—while running from the bogeyman through a simulated forest. But . . . can real change come so easily?
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Psychologically Frightening and Believably Real
- By PuzzlePaws Diamond Painting on 10-19-24
By: Mira Grant
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- Matt Swan
- 06-08-23
Great idea, Pretentious execution.
the author had a great concept. the story itself was solid. athe script like writing style leaves a lot to be desired. I want to like it but got bogged down and distracted by all of the POV direction and flashbacks in for of "cutaway to" jargon.
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- A fan
- 06-13-23
I want to love this story...
The story was great, and I tried so hard to enjoy it without struggle. on top of that there are probably 2 of the most gruesome slasher kills in here that take the cake, but it was a struggle. The format, like it's a movie script, was not enjoyable, personally. Chainsaw and Reaper were fantastic, but this fell short for me, but not in story.
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- Crystal Anthony
- 05-24-23
Not his best!
This story had a lot of potential, and I truly like the Author.
Unfortunately as I stated above, this is not his best book.
Every few sentences the term “POV” is thrown in, and a couple of times would’ve been ok. But after the fiftieth time, it becomes rather annoying! Eventually it reaches distracting level, and by the end of the book I was just trying to tolerate the story.
I cannot recommend this book.
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- Tiffany
- 01-19-23
Author was great, narrator not so much
With a primarily female cast the male narrators performance is lacking. His voice rings false with each additional character. The females he portrays are all breathy and whiny and the males are bland and repetitive. The most irritating part is his base announcer voice that is used throughout. Almost as if the narrators lines are supposed to sound like car commercial or an overly excited color commentator. The experience could’ve been much greater with a decent female voice leading this performance.
Definitely pick up a copy of the book just about this audio version.
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- Blake Moran
- 06-01-23
Not sure if a non slasher fan would enjoy
I’m both a slasher and satire fan and I thoroughly enjoyed the story and references. Highly recommend to any slasher fan!
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- osmosiphobe
- 01-12-24
Solid all around
There are, at this time, six reviews immediately below this one that all either miss something, or are drivel in themselves. The story is really good. There are some things you pick up on/know/expect from the beginning. That’s how slashers work. I’d always that the film genre just wouldn’t work on the page/audiobook, but SGJ and Grady Hendrix have both proven me wrong. The narrator is fine. His characterization of the voices hits the stock-character nature of the genre pretty well. I did wonder at times whether it was the narrator or the script, though, when Izzy became Lizzy and Lindsay did the same. Those were tiny instances, though. If you appreciate a writer aware of his genre, writing a story that’s _supposed_ to be aware of itself, and a fun story to boot, give it a listen.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-11-20
interesting idea, poor execution
the concept was interesting but the execution wasn't great. hard to follow and disappointing
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- MamaBear
- 10-16-21
Love the author, loathe the narrator
Stephen Graham Jones is one of my favorite authors. He’s witty, sardonic, smart, and has a great read on culture, whether that’s pop culture, Blackfeet culture, or middle American mainstream culture. I’ve been looking forward to this book, and it makes a great double bill with Grady Hendrix’ “The Final Girl Support Group.”
Unfortunately, they chose the worst narrator possible for this project. Eric G. Dove always sounds like he’s mocking Dan Rather. His accent is so broadly middle America that he sounds like a parody of himself half the time. His women are too high pitched, and in this project he sounds like he’s contemptuous of all the female characters, and many of the male ones. He over acts.
The characterization is carried by the fine writing. I don’t need Dove acting it out like a high school theater production.
I’m going to try to go a little bit further with this, but I’m afraid I’ll just have to return the audiobook and get a print copy, before Dove ruins the novel for me.
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- J. Nickey
- 08-25-21
Meh
A meta-slasher story somewhat in the style of Scream sounds like something I would have loved, but this one missed the mark for me. I appreciate what the author was trying to do here, but the writing just felt all over the place and messy. I had trouble staying interested in what was happening.
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- King99
- 10-03-23
The gimmick grows old fast.
If I wanted to read a movie script, I would read a movie script. I wanted to read a book with prose and internal analysis. Writing the whole book like a script is an interesting idea but it gets old fast and it leads to several weaknesses in the writing. The author is seemingly obsessed with overly sexualizing high school girls. The narration, adult men -including one girl’s father- and the girls themselves all obsessively talk about their breasts. The story could work if told in a better way. If you must read this book do not choose the audiobook format. The narration is poor, the narrator is a bad match and he cannot do voices -especially female voices. All and all don’t waste your credit on this audiobook. I really wish I hadn’t.
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