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The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science

By: Kate McKinnon
Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
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From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist.

So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters…

Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don’t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don’t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don’t belong at Mrs. Wintermacher’s etiquette school—they’re far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school.

Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb—a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they’ve ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they’re on—before it’s too late!

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

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The performance was excellent!!

Kate Mckinnon does a fantastic job narrating. She had me laughing and smiling through the whole thing. I will definitely be listening to this book again.

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I am a fan of pretty much anything Kate McKinnon creates, so out of amusement I gave it a listen. it was actually quite funny amd easy to follow.

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Wonderful, I snort laughed

This was so much fun
Kate McKinnon’s performance is incredible. You have to listen to the audiobook.

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Absolutely Wonderful!

This was such a fun book to read along together. My son is 10-years old and laughed so much with Kate McKinnon reading the story then trailing off on something random. The illustrations were great. 10 out of 10 must read. We are ready for book 2!

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Delightful Narration!

This was so fun to listen to! Kate McKinnon’s narration takes this book to a whole new level.

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Kate's narration is amazing (as usual)

Having listened to her "Heads Will Roll," I was expecting wild and wacky, which she delivered in spades! I think kids would enjoy but long-time fans of Kate's will be in for a treat. I'm ready for the next book and hope she has many more in her.

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It’s a good kids story with narration appropriate for younger kids. I often enjoy kids books, this one was a bit too hammy for me. The pdf was fun. I do recommend this for kids.

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So much heart and uniqueness

I loved this audiobook! I read the text along with listening to the audiobook. It was so entertaining! I can’t wait for the next book!

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Silly and Engaging

I’m an adult 35 year old who listened to this audio book with my 9 year old kiddo. We both loved it! The characters are well written and very unique. The story line can get a bit wacky, but I think that’s part of the appeal. The reading performance was top notch. We hope there is a second book.

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Fun and magical

I’ve been looking for a book like this. The plot is unexpected and fun and it has a magical switch to it all.

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