
The Millicent Quibb School of Etiquette for Young Ladies of Mad Science
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Kate McKinnon
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Emily Lynne
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Kate McKinnon
About this listen
From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist.
So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters…
Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don’t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don’t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don’t belong at Mrs. Wintermacher’s etiquette school—they’re far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school.
Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb—a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they’ve ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they’re on—before it’s too late!
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The Real Education of TJ Crowley
- Coming of Age on the Redline: An Audio Drama
- By: Grant Overstake, May Wuthrich
- Narrated by: Dani Martineck, Dion Graham, Tavia Gilbert, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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With his father’s mysterious disappearance and his brother Ronnie enlisting in the Vietnam War, 13-year-old TJ Crowley is left alone with his racist, unstable mother, Kate. The newly enforced Fair Housing Act results in the unthinkable for the Crowleys when a Black family, headed by the eminent Dr. Washington, crosses the racial red line and moves in next door. Kate is quick to warn TJ that their new neighbors are strictly off-limits and makes a panicked call to beg Ray, her old flame, to travel to their home in Wichita Kansas to help deal with “the problem next door.”
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Perfectly cast!
- By Amber Dekkers on 07-23-24
By: Grant Overstake, and others
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The Leadership Journey
- By: Doris Kearns Goodwin
- Narrated by: Dion Graham, Rufus Jones, Christian McKay, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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From #1 New York Times bestselling author, Pulitzer Prize winner, and leading historian Doris Kearns Goodwin comes a definitive middle grade guide to Presidents Abraham Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, Franklin D. Roosevelt, and Lyndon B. Johnson and how they became leaders. So how did each of them do it—rise to become President of the United States? What did these four kids have individually—and have in common—that made them the ones to lead the country through some of its most turbulent times?
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The story was told from a different perspective.
- By Nick R. on 09-20-24
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Impossible Creatures
- By: Katherine Rundell
- Narrated by: Samuel West
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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The day that Christopher saved a drowning baby griffin from a hidden lake would change his life forever. It’s the day he learned about the Archipelago—a cluster of unmapped islands where magical creatures of every kind have thrived for thousands of years, until now. And it’s the day he met Mal—a girl on the run, in desperate need of his help. Mal and Christopher embark on a wild adventure, racing from island to island, searching for someone who can explain why the magic is fading and why magical creatures are suddenly dying.
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Top notch children’s fantasy
- By SWO on 09-25-24
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His Dark Materials: Once upon a Time in the North
- By: Philip Pullman
- Narrated by: David Harewood
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In this prequel episode from Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials universe, Lee Scoresby—Texan aeronaut and future friend to Lyra Belacqua—is just 24 years old, and he's recently won his hot-air balloon in a poker game. He finds himself floating North to the windswept Arctic island of Novy Odense, where he and his hare daemon Hester are quickly tangled in a deadly plot involving an oil magnate, a corrupt mayoral candidate, and Lee's longtime nemesis from the Dakota Country, a hired killer with at least twenty murders to his name.
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Great story
- By Wendy Strgar, sagebrushbooks on 10-04-24
By: Philip Pullman
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Hellboy and the B.P.R.D.: The Goddess of Manhattan (Dramatized Adaptation)
- By: Thomas E. Sniegoski, Christopher Golden
- Narrated by: Tim Carlin, Rob McFadyen, Nora Achrati, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 42 mins
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In the early 1990’s, Hellboy, Liz Sherman, and Abe Sapien are drawn into a bizarre case in New York, linked both to Hellboy’s 1980 adventure with Anastasia in Brazil and to The Lobster’s encounter with the Proteus Club in 1933. A strange community of bizarre humans has been living in secret beneath Manhattan for more than sixty years. Now, though, someone is stalking them, murdering them one by one—someone who claims to be the ancient goddess Sem-Karul. With aid from the now elderly Cynthia Tynan, Hellboy and the BPRD must face the Goddess of Manhattan, and the monsters who serve her.
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it's alright 👍
- By Chris vest on 12-03-24
By: Thomas E. Sniegoski, and others
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The Swifts: A Dictionary of Scoundrels
- By: Beth Lincoln
- Narrated by: Nikki Patel
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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On the day they are born, every Swift child is brought before the sacred Family Dictionary. They are given a name, and a definition. A definition it is assumed they will grow up to match. Meet Shenanigan Swift: Little sister. Risk-taker. Mischief-maker. Shenanigan is getting ready for the big Swift Family Reunion and plotting her next great scheme: hunting for Grand-Uncle Vile’s long-lost treasure. She’s excited to finally meet her arriving relatives—until one of them gives Arch-Aunt Schadenfreude a deadly shove down the stairs.
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Clever and quirky- lots of good representation!
- By Rebekah on 05-24-23
By: Beth Lincoln
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Max in the House of Spies
- A Tale of World War II
- By: Adam Gidwitz
- Narrated by: Euan Morton
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Max Bretzfeld doesn’t want to move to London. Leaving home is hard and Max is alone for the first time in his life. But not for long. Max is surprised to discover that he’s been joined by two unexpected traveling companions, one on each shoulder, a kobold and a dybbuk named Berg and Stein. Germany is becoming more and more dangerous for Jewish families, but Max is determined to find a way back home, and back to his parents. He has a plan to return to Berlin. It merely involves accomplishing the impossible: becoming a British spy.
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Fast paced adventure
- By Margaret Goldstein on 04-07-24
By: Adam Gidwitz
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The Legend of the Last Library
- By: Frank L. Cole
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Juni lives in a world without books. The Blight killed off all the trees, and since then, paper is worth more than just about anything else. Juni’s parents were killed in an archeological dig when she was young, so now it’s just her and her Grandpa Edgar, trying to survive. When she’s not in school, Juni and her friends Doler and Quaze turn to plifting—scavenging in abandoned buildings for any scrap of paper they can find—to earn a little money. If Juni can find enough paper, she can pay for the expensive health care Grandpa needs.
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a great adventure
- By C Townsend on 07-03-25
By: Frank L. Cole
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The House at the Edge of Magic
- By: Amy Sparkes
- Narrated by: Charlie Sanderson
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
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Nine is an orphan pickpocket determined to escape her life in the Nest of a Thousand Treasures where she’s one of many thieves only valued for what they can steal. When she lifts a house-shaped ornament from a mysterious woman’s purse, she knocks on its tiny door and watches it grow into a huge, higgledy-piggledy building. Inside, Nine meets the eccentric people who call the magical house their home: Dr. Spoon the alchemist, Flabberghast the young wizard and competitive hopscotch-er, and Eric the troll housekeeper with a strong emotional attachment to his feather duster.
By: Amy Sparkes
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The Sherlock Society
- By: James Ponti
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
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Siblings Alex and Zoe Sherlock take their last name as inspiration when choosing a summer job. After all, starting a detective agency has to be better than babysitting (boring), lawn mowing (sweaty), or cleaning out the attic (boring and sweaty). Their friends Lina, an avid bookworm, and Yadi, an aspiring cinematographer, join the enterprise, and Alex and Zoe’s retired reporter grandfather offers up his sweet aquamarine Cadillac convertible and storage unit full of cold cases. The group’s first target is the long-lost treasure supposedly hidden near their hometown Miami.
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OMG AMAZING!!!!!!!
- By Sarah on 02-10-25
By: James Ponti
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Medea me cantó un corrido
- By: Dahlia de la Cerda
- Narrated by: Irene Azuela, Maya Zapata, Astrid Mariel Romo, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
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Medea me cantó un corrido se conforma de seis relatos breves que Medea, la protagonista, conecta a través de su paso por la vida de diversas mujeres que enfrentan una vida compleja, violenta y ajena a sus propias decisiones y deseos en muchos casos. Medea se conecta con estas mujeres, se refleja en ellas y extiende su mano para ayudarlas, acompañarlas y mostrarle a sus lectoras y lectores que la suerte y el destino muchas veces dependen del entorno, pero que pueden ser ganadas entre nosotras.
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me encanto
- By Placeholder on 06-14-25
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The Swifts: A Gallery of Rogues
- By: Beth Lincoln
- Narrated by: Ayesha Antoine
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
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Now that the family reunion is over and the murderer has been caught, Shenanigan Swift can return to important projects, like searching for the long-lost family treasure. But trouble always finds Shenanigan, and when a valuable painting is stolen from Swift House by a group of eccentric art thieves known as Ouvolpo, she is determined to get it back—even if it means chasing them all the way to Paris. A new adventure is about to begin, and Shenanigan’s sleuthing skills will soon be tested like never before.
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ENCORE! ENCORE!!
- By The Book Fairy on 08-29-24
By: Beth Lincoln
Delightful Narration!
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Kate's narration is amazing (as usual)
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I love it
Great I love it Because the story is amazing
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Over the top
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A great escape from the chaos that is the world these days.
Kate McKinnon is THE BEST!
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Witty, Charming, and Engaging!
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So much heart and uniqueness
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Silly and Engaging
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The acting was hilarious, Kate McKinnon is amazing!
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Fun and magical
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