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Kate McKinnon
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Emily Lynne
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Kate McKinnon
About this listen
From beloved Saturday Night Live alum Kate McKinnon comes a madcap new adventure about three sisters, a ravenous worm, and a mysterious mad scientist.
So, you want to be a young mad scientist. Congratulations! Admitting it is the first step. The second step is reading the (definitely true) tale of the Porch sisters…
Gertrude, Eugenia, and Dee-Dee Porch do not belong. They don’t belong in the snooty town of Antiquarium, where all girls have to go to etiquette school and the only dog allowed is the bichon frise. They don’t belong with their adoptive family, where all their cousins are named Lavinia and their Aunt has more brooches than books. And they certainly don’t belong at Mrs. Wintermacher’s etiquette school—they’re far more interested in science. After getting kicked out of the last etiquette school that would take them, the girls expect to be sent away for good... until they receive a mysterious invitation to new school.
Suddenly the girls are under the tutelage of the infamous Millicent Quibb—a mad scientist with worms in her hair and oysters in her bathtub. At 231 Mysterium Way, the pizza is fatal, the bus is powered by Gerbils, and the Dean of Students is a hermit crab. Dangerous? Yes! More fun than they’ve ever had? Absolutely! But when the sisters are asked to save their town from an evil cabal of nefarious mad scientists, they must learn to embrace what has always made them stand out, and determine what side they’re on—before it’s too late!
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Kachow! Best friends Lightning McQueen and Mater are on the road to attend Mater’s sister’s wedding allll the way across the country when they accidentally find themselves at the legendary Cave of the Crystal Hubcap. See, legend has it, whoever gazes into this hubcap becomes the luckiest racer in the world! Mater thinks the hubcap would make the perfect wedding gift and heads into the cave in search of it. Since friends don’t let friends go into caves alone, Lightning joins him. While inside, they meet a new friend and help her out of a jam.
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- Lara Trahan Busse
- 11-07-24
Fun and magical
I’ve been looking for a book like this. The plot is unexpected and fun and it has a magical switch to it all.
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- LV
- 11-07-24
Engaging
I am a fan of pretty much anything Kate McKinnon creates, so out of amusement I gave it a listen. it was actually quite funny amd easy to follow.
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- LinseyLoo
- 10-10-24
Delightful
I loved this every ounce as much as I expected to. Pure perfection! I was blessed to be able to attend an author event with Kate McKinnon for this book this past Friday, and it made reading it even more magical. I went with the audio book not only because it was highly recommended (as well it should be — it’s FANTASTIC) but because I didn’t want to sully my autographed copy. Y’all this wacky, brilliant, deep, and darn well-written book is a delight, and Kate is an author through and through. Thank you, Kate, for your inspiring words!!
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- Laura Seel
- 11-21-24
Sequel please!
The audiobook performances are spectacular. Surely this will be a movie out next Halloween? Keep writing Kate. We need your stories.
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- H. Watanabe
- 10-11-24
Delightful Narration!
This was so fun to listen to! Kate McKinnon’s narration takes this book to a whole new level.
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- Lindsay
- 11-11-24
Kate's narration is amazing (as usual)
Having listened to her "Heads Will Roll," I was expecting wild and wacky, which she delivered in spades! I think kids would enjoy but long-time fans of Kate's will be in for a treat. I'm ready for the next book and hope she has many more in her.
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- Joella Berkner
- 11-01-24
Over the top
It’s a good kids story with narration appropriate for younger kids. I often enjoy kids books, this one was a bit too hammy for me. The pdf was fun. I do recommend this for kids.
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- Jaime S.
- 11-15-24
Kate McKinnon is THE BEST!
The story is spectacular, the voice are AWESOME,I laughed aloud many times.
A great escape from the chaos that is the world these days.
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- dmoxsc
- 10-26-24
Witty, Charming, and Engaging!
From An 8YO “This book is fun and silly. I love that it has adventure and that the characters never gave up hope in each other. It is funny and fun!”
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- gemfinder
- 10-04-24
The Grandkids loved it.
The Grandkids loved it - especially following with the PDFs supplied. They immediately asked for the sequel.
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