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The first book in a fun new Latino vampire series, for fans of Christopher Moore’s bestselling novels, and Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s From Dusk Til Dawn
Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He’ll find out the cause of all these horny woman or die trying! But to do so, he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who want him just for his body.
Action packed and full of humor, Nymphos of Rocky Flats is the perfect story for anyone who likes vampires, detective stories, or just a wonderful fun audiobook.
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- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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As sole heir to the House of Raven, there is nothing Emelia can’t have. The only problem is, she doesn’t want it. But when a new guard enters her closed-off existence, she sees a way out. As rebellion and dark forces swirl around her, Emelia has a choice to make – leave everyone she loves behind, or stay and accept her destiny…
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Good but....
- By Gryy on 03-27-25
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Happy Jack and the Scary-Ass Book of Doom
- Shadows Over Earth-That-Was, Book 1
- By: Rich Partain
- Narrated by: JP Adams
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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In the year 2475, the remnants of humanity have taken to the skies, inhabiting massive domed cities that hover five miles over the ruined ecological disaster of old Earth. The Powers That Be, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the few million people left deserved to live their best lives, so they gave each sub-orbital platform its own theme and legally enforced tech level.
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Hilarious Fantasy/SciFi Crossover
- By Chip Trimmier on 03-13-25
By: Rich Partain
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Vow of Revenge
- A Novel (The Mafia Academy Series, Book 1)
- By: P. Rayne
- Narrated by: Lance Greenfield, Meg Sylvan
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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When my father arranged for me to marry the heir to the Costa crime family, I swore I’d do anything to escape that fate. I have more to offer than being some man’s arm candy and producing heirs. Marcelo Costa might be my fiancé, but he’ll never be my husband. So when he and his father are killed in a car bombing, I consider myself lucky. No longer will I have to go from being a mafia princess to becoming a mafia wife, I can now attend the Sicuro Academy—a private college created for mafia children like me.
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Marcelo & Mirabella
- By Jake J on 03-25-25
By: P. Rayne
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Flirting with the Beast
- By: Jane Porter
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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It’s been five years since Andi McDermott lost her husband, and she's finally starting to feel like herself again, ready to live fully—she’s even started dating again. But when her holiday plans with her stepson and his fiancée fall through, she refuses to spend another Christmas alone while everyone is celebrating with their families. Impulsively, she decides to go up to her cabin in Lake Arrowhead, a place she used to love to visit but hadn’t gone to in years, not since the feud started between her husband and their nearest neighbor.
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Over 50 for the win!
- By Iteachart on 02-23-24
By: Jane Porter
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Go Hex Yourself
- By: Jessica Clare
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Holly Linneman
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When Reggie Johnson answers a job ad in the paper, she’s astonished to find that she’s not applying to work at her favorite card game, Spellcraft: The Magicking. Instead, she’s applying to be an actual familiar for an actual witch. As in, real magic. The new job has a few perks—great room and board, excellent pay, and she's apprenticing to a powerful witch. Sure, the witch is a bit eccentric. And sure, there was that issue with the black cat Reggie would prefer to forget about. The biggest problem, however, is warlock Ben Magnus.
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Witchy RomCom
- By Kel on 09-26-22
By: Jessica Clare
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Illicit Temptations
- By: Katee Robert
- Narrated by: Alexa Elmy, Samantha Cook
- Length: 10 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Becka Baudin gets what she wants, and she wants Aaron Livingston—but only for a quick affair. Weeks later, her coveted freedom starts to disappear thanks to a plus sign on a pregnancy test. Aaron insists she move in to his penthouse and commit to a relationship, but Becka demands he give her space without pushing for more. They are total opposites—with different jobs, interests, lives. But their chemistry keeps pushing them together…for better or for worse?
By: Katee Robert
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The Last Raven
- The Ravens, Book 1
- By: Helen Glynn Jones
- Narrated by: Jane Fox
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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As sole heir to the House of Raven, there is nothing Emelia can’t have. The only problem is, she doesn’t want it. But when a new guard enters her closed-off existence, she sees a way out. As rebellion and dark forces swirl around her, Emelia has a choice to make – leave everyone she loves behind, or stay and accept her destiny…
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Good but....
- By Gryy on 03-27-25
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Happy Jack and the Scary-Ass Book of Doom
- Shadows Over Earth-That-Was, Book 1
- By: Rich Partain
- Narrated by: JP Adams
- Length: 12 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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In the year 2475, the remnants of humanity have taken to the skies, inhabiting massive domed cities that hover five miles over the ruined ecological disaster of old Earth. The Powers That Be, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the few million people left deserved to live their best lives, so they gave each sub-orbital platform its own theme and legally enforced tech level.
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Hilarious Fantasy/SciFi Crossover
- By Chip Trimmier on 03-13-25
By: Rich Partain
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Vow of Revenge
- A Novel (The Mafia Academy Series, Book 1)
- By: P. Rayne
- Narrated by: Lance Greenfield, Meg Sylvan
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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When my father arranged for me to marry the heir to the Costa crime family, I swore I’d do anything to escape that fate. I have more to offer than being some man’s arm candy and producing heirs. Marcelo Costa might be my fiancé, but he’ll never be my husband. So when he and his father are killed in a car bombing, I consider myself lucky. No longer will I have to go from being a mafia princess to becoming a mafia wife, I can now attend the Sicuro Academy—a private college created for mafia children like me.
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Marcelo & Mirabella
- By Jake J on 03-25-25
By: P. Rayne
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Flirting with the Beast
- By: Jane Porter
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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It’s been five years since Andi McDermott lost her husband, and she's finally starting to feel like herself again, ready to live fully—she’s even started dating again. But when her holiday plans with her stepson and his fiancée fall through, she refuses to spend another Christmas alone while everyone is celebrating with their families. Impulsively, she decides to go up to her cabin in Lake Arrowhead, a place she used to love to visit but hadn’t gone to in years, not since the feud started between her husband and their nearest neighbor.
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Over 50 for the win!
- By Iteachart on 02-23-24
By: Jane Porter
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Go Hex Yourself
- By: Jessica Clare
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Holly Linneman
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When Reggie Johnson answers a job ad in the paper, she’s astonished to find that she’s not applying to work at her favorite card game, Spellcraft: The Magicking. Instead, she’s applying to be an actual familiar for an actual witch. As in, real magic. The new job has a few perks—great room and board, excellent pay, and she's apprenticing to a powerful witch. Sure, the witch is a bit eccentric. And sure, there was that issue with the black cat Reggie would prefer to forget about. The biggest problem, however, is warlock Ben Magnus.
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Witchy RomCom
- By Kel on 09-26-22
By: Jessica Clare
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The Duke's Sister and I
- By: Emma-Claire Sunday
- Narrated by: Beatrix Ayliff
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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As the ton’s most in-demand debutante, it should be easy for Miss Loretta Linfield to find the perfect husband. So the reason why she is embarking on her third season unwed is a puzzle that nobody can solve. Not least Loretta! Until she meets Charlotte Sterlington… The sister of her new suitor, the Duke of Colchester, is everything that prim and proper Loretta isn’t—bold, daring and rakish! But Charlotte is also everything that Loretta finds herself desiring…
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Engaging and romantic, with believable drama
- By T. on 09-28-24
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House of Bane and Blood
- Order and Chaos Series, Book 1
- By: Alexis Menard
- Narrated by: Jacci Prior, James Cavenaugh
- Length: 12 hrs and 56 mins
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Nico has his own motivations for their union beyond maintaining peace with her family. A serial kidnapper known as The Collector has been ravaging the streets of Remnant Row, stirring up mistrust between natives and descendants. If Milla can help restore safety to his streets, he'll have no need for her or her family's company. Find the Collector, prevent a war between their sides of the city, and pay off the family debt before she turns twenty-one. If Milla can fulfill her end of the bargain, she'll walk away with more freedom than she's ever had before.
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Top 3 Books of 2024!
- By KSTEGS on 04-26-24
By: Alexis Menard
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Enchanted to Meet You
- A Witches of West Harbor Novel
- By: Meg Cabot
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve, Tim Paige
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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In her teenage years, lovelorn Jessica Gold cast a spell that went disastrously wrong, and brought her all the wrong kind of attention—as well as a lifetime ban from the World Council of Witches. So no one is more surprised than Jess when, fifteen years later, tall, handsome WCW member Derrick Winters shows up in her quaint little village of West Harbor and claims that Jess is the Chosen One.
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A Great Witchy Story
- By Monika on 09-11-23
By: Meg Cabot
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Seven Exes
- A Novel
- By: Lucy Vine
- Narrated by: Lucy Paterson
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Esther is nearing thirty, with a great job and a flat she shares with her two best friends, Bibi and Louise. But her life is missing that special someone. Tired of being single and sick of bad date after bad date, she thinks she’s found the answer to her romance problem in an old women's magazine. According to the magazine’s dating column, there are seven archetypes a woman will date before finding Mr. Right.
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Not really a romance
- By V on 06-28-23
By: Lucy Vine
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The Penthouse Affair
- Complete Series
- By: Kendall Ryan
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 9 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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I'm not interested in starting something deep and meaningful, but what I am interested in is the way your body reacts to mine when we're in the same room. You probably assume the concentration on my face is work-related, when in reality, I'm figuring out which I want more: to nail you against the wall, or to bend you over my desk.
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DNF - FMC was irritating
- By ajb on 02-15-25
By: Kendall Ryan
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Ship Wrecked
- A Novel
- By: Olivia Dade
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Maria’s one-night-stand—the thick-thighed, sexy Viking of a man she left without a word or a note—just reappeared. Apparently, Peter’s her surly Gods of the Gates co-star, and they’re about to spend the next six years filming on a desolate Irish island together. She still wants him…but he now wants nothing to do with her. Peter knows this role could finally transform him from a forgettable character actor into a leading man. He also knows a failed relationship with Maria could poison the set, and he won’t sabotage his career for a woman who’s already walked away from him once.
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Pretty good, kinda drawn out
- By Kindle Customer on 01-05-23
By: Olivia Dade
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The Witch in the Woods
- Grimmworld, Book 1
- By: Michaelbrent Collings
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Twins Willow and Jake Grimm are not prepared for the bizarre gadgets and scary changes in their new home of New Marburg, the location of the top-secret Think Tank where their parents now have jobs as scientists. In this town, people jetpack to work, robots direct traffic, and senior citizens duel with laser swords. Yet nothing compares to what happens the day after lightning strikes the twins’ house. Their school building transforms around them, becoming a medieval castle—complete with moat, drawbridge, and a dangerous giant who looks strangely like the school’s overly aggressive hall monitor.
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A lovely new fairytale with several nods to the classics.
- By DRL on 03-18-24
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The Spare
- Biotech Billionaires, Book 1
- By: Ava Rani
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam, Sharmila Devar
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Sloan Amari has spent years in the shadow of her older brother Henry, heir apparent to their family’s company, Amari Global. Determined to show she’s been the right choice all along, she’s become a powerful corporate attorney and is on track to make history as the firm’s youngest senior partner. Now, the role of CEO at Amari Global may be within her grasp and Sloan’s eyes are on the prize.
By: Ava Rani
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Small Town, Big Magic
- Witchlore, Book 1
- By: Hazel Beck
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Emerson Wilde has built the life of her dreams. Youngest Chamber of Commerce president in St. Cyprian history, successful indie bookstore owner, and lucky enough to have her best friends as found family? Done. But when Emerson is attacked by creatures that shouldn’t be real, and kills them with what can only be called magic, Emerson finds that the past decade of her life has been…a lie. St. Cyprian isn't your average Midwestern river town—it’s a haven for witches. When Emerson failed a power test years ago, she was stripped of her magical memories. Turns out, Emerson’s friends are all witches.
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Good story, reading paced wrong
- By EM new Mom on 09-11-22
By: Hazel Beck
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Angels Before Man
- Angels, Book 1
- By: Rafael Nicolás
- Narrated by: Lance West
- Length: 15 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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In an eternal paradise, the most beautiful angel, Lucifer, struggles with shame, identity, and timidity, with little more than the desire to worship his creator. It isn't until the strongest angel, Michael, comes into his life that Lucifer learns to love himself. Along the way, their friendship begins to bloom into something else. Maybe the first romance in the history of everything. But this God is a jealous one, and maybe paradise is not paradise.
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Good Biblical story but drone on too much
- By DragonFox on 11-15-24
By: Rafael Nicolás
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Blood Orange
- Dracula Duet, Book 1
- By: Karina Halle
- Narrated by: Arthur Russell, Carolyn Eve
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Dahlia Abernathy has only known revenge. When her parents were killed at an early age by vampires, Dahlia spent the rest of her life under the thumb of the Witch's Guild being trained to kill them. Her latest mission sends her undercover to a prestigious music academy in Venice, Italy. Her goal? To kill Professor Valtu Aminoff, her teacher and the notorious vampire who inspired Bram Stoker's Dracula. But getting close to a dangerous vampire like Professor Aminoff is one thing. Falling for him is another.
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oh.my.god
- By Author Katherine Fox on 01-27-25
By: Karina Halle
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Born in Blood
- A Broken Bloodlines Origin Story
- By: Sadie Kincaid
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, Joe Arden, Sean Masters
- Length: 1 hr and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to Georgian England, circa 1800. Alastair Thorne is a cad and a rake. Even his mother told him so. Pity for her that he cannot bring himself to care, for he relishes his life of debauchery and licentiousness, and is content thinking of no-one but himself. Except Alastair may have just messed with the wrong fair maiden, and his life is about to be cut violently short. That is until he comes face to face with the enigmatic stranger who's been watching him from afar.
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- By Alexis Briggs on 03-24-25
By: Sadie Kincaid
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 03-22-25
More of a tease than I thought it would be
Considering the title and summary, I was expecting biting comedy, raunch, and, well, tons of sex.
I mean, hello, Rocky Horror Picture Show lips gotta be earned, right?
However, the tone was more like Austin Powers, where there’s a lot of flirting, vamping and innuendo,
but the camera fades to black for the actual naughty bits. Once I adjusted my expectations,
I had a fun time with this paranormal detective story.
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- Thomas K.
- 03-27-25
This is not a smut book, don't let the title fool
Having read this book when i was younger I was very excited to see that they gave this and the other books in the series audio formatting. This is a fun Vampire detective novel from start to finish. Fully recommend you check out this book and the rest of the series despite the sussy baka names of the titles lol
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- Michael R.
- 03-27-25
waste of a credit
What a waste of a credit. Rarely will I ask for a refund, but between the lack of a story and the very bad narration this one takes the cake.
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