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The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

Felix Gomez Series, Book 1

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The Nymphos of Rocky Flats

By: Mario Acevedo
Narrated by: Andre Chapoy
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The first book in a fun new Latino vampire series, for fans of Christopher Moore’s bestselling novels, and Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino’s From Dusk Til Dawn

Felix Gomez went to Iraq a soldier. He came back a vampire. Now he finds himself pulled into a web of intrigue when an old friend prompts him to investigate an outbreak of nymphomania at the secret government facilities in Rocky Flats. He’ll find out the cause of all these horny woman or die trying! But to do so, he must contend with shadowy government agents, Eastern European vampire hunters, and women who want him just for his body.

Action packed and full of humor, Nymphos of Rocky Flats is the perfect story for anyone who likes vampires, detective stories, or just a wonderful fun audiobook.

©2009 Mario Acevedo (P)2024 HarperCollins Publishers Epic Fantasy Military Paranormal Science Fiction Witty Vampires
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Considering the title and summary, I was expecting biting comedy, raunch, and, well, tons of sex.
I mean, hello, Rocky Horror Picture Show lips gotta be earned, right?
However, the tone was more like Austin Powers, where there’s a lot of flirting, vamping and innuendo,
but the camera fades to black for the actual naughty bits. Once I adjusted my expectations,
I had a fun time with this paranormal detective story.

More of a tease than I thought it would be

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No self respecting group of vampires would lay claim to the protagonist of this story. He’s whiny and extremely repetitive, oh and repetitive… did I say repetitive? I can boil my opinion down to the fact that I own the second book in this series but I’m not even going to bother loading it up… it can just sit in my unread list, completely ignored.
I will say that the narration was very well done. The voices were all distinct, easy to know which character was speaking and the pacing was good.

Very rocky and flat

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What a waste of a credit. Rarely will I ask for a refund, but between the lack of a story and the very bad narration this one takes the cake.

waste of a credit

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Having read this book when i was younger I was very excited to see that they gave this and the other books in the series audio formatting. This is a fun Vampire detective novel from start to finish. Fully recommend you check out this book and the rest of the series despite the sussy baka names of the titles lol

This is not a smut book, don't let the title fool

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