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Todd McLaren
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By:
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Chris Miller
About this listen
Animal House, the film adaptation of stories Chris Miller published in National Lampoon about his experiences at a Dartmouth fraternity, is among the most beloved and successful comedies of all time. In fact, its portrayal of college party life is still imitated on campuses across the country: toga party, anyone? Now, nearly 30 years after the movie hit theaters, there are no taboos left, and Chris Miller can finally answer the fans who all want to know one thing: was it really like that? The answer: yes, but much, much more out of control!
Here, for the first time, are the real stories of Alpha Delta Phi, like the one about the frat brother who entertained the house by lighting his hair on fire (not the hair on his head, however). Or about the pledge who trick-or-treated around campus in a very revealing jack-o-lantern costume. Or about initiation night, when a frozen hot dog became very painful for two rushes. Wild and hilarious, The Real Animal House is a must-listen for any fan of the film and anyone who remembers their college days as a blur of great parties and solid friendship.
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Critic reviews
"Billed as a 'wildly exaggerated memoir', this book by the writer whose autobiographical stories for National Lampoon were the basis of the movie Animal House is exactly what you would expect it to be: loud, raucous, infantile, racy, and very funny." (Booklist)
Reality Stranger than Fiction
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Pretty good for those who lived on a campus in the 1960’s
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got old after a while
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It's really porn but I LAUGHED beginning to end.
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Author Chris Miller describing characters is well done.
The real animal house
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A good listen and especially if you enjoyed the movie.If you liked the movie....
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A hoot....
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Laughed... Enjoyed the experienceAny additional comments?
Fun book if you are expecting this particular type of humor. Could be offensive if not prepared for humor or content.Sophmoric Comedy... FUN!!!
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Oh, god. I hate myself. I’m going to stop writing now and have a beer. Thanks for writing this book. Brings up a lot of unresolved issues.
99% mysogenist piffle, 1% titillating local tales ... loved it
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Terrible narrator
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