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Derek Jacobi
About this listen
For fans of A Man Called Ove comes a funny, big-hearted tale about an old man who is young at heart.
Hendrik Groen may be old, but he is far from dead and isn't planning to be buried any time soon. Granted, his daily strolls are getting shorter because his legs are no longer willing, and he has to visit his doctor more than he'd like. Technically speaking he is...elderly. But surely there is more to life at his age than weak tea and potted geraniums?
Hendrik sets out to write an exposé: a year in the life of his care home in Amsterdam, revealing all its ups and downs—not least his new endeavor, the anarchic Old-but-Not-Dead Club. And when Eefje moves in—the woman Hendrik has always longed for—he polishes his shoes (and his teeth), grooms what's left of his hair, and attempts to make something of the life he has left, with hilarious, tender, and devastating consequences.
The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen will not only delight older listeners with its wit and relevance but charm and inspire those who have years to go before their own expiry dates.
©2017 Hester Velmans (P)2017 Hachette AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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"Amusing [and] wickedly accurate...Reading The Secret Diary, I was constantly put in mind of Ken Kesey's madhouse tale One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, another comi-tragedy concerning the tyranny of institutions of the unwanted. Enjoy Groen's light touch but do not be fooled by it....The Secret Diary is a handbook of resistance for our time."—The Express (UK)
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Librarian Martha Storm has always found it easier to connect with books than people—though not for lack of trying. She keeps careful lists of how to help others in her superhero-themed notebook. And yet, sometimes it feels like she’s invisible. All of that changes when a book of fairy tales arrives on her doorstep. Inside, Martha finds a dedication written by her best friend—her grandmother Zelda—who died under mysterious circumstances years ago. When Martha discovers a clue within the book that her grandmother may still be alive, she becomes determined to discover the truth.
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Fine Line between quirky and ludicrous.....
- By Jane M. on 04-10-19
By: Phaedra Patrick
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The Boys' Club
- A Novel
- By: Erica Katz
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex Vogel has always been a high achiever who lived her life by the book - star student and athlete in high school, prelaw whiz in college, Harvard Law School degree. Accepting a dream offer at the prestigious Manhattan law firm of Klasko & Fitch, she promises her sweet and supportive longtime boyfriend that the job won’t change her. Yet Alex is seduced by the firm’s money and energy....
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It's not for me
- By James on 09-19-20
By: Erica Katz
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Washington Square
- By: Henry James
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Washington Square tells the poignant and gently comic story of Catherine Sloper, a sweet and unassuming young heiress, and her fortune-seeking suitor Morris Townsend. Set in New York City during the 1840s, the story follows Ms. Sloper's conflicts with her concerned father, who attempts to thwart Mr. Townsend, and her busybody aunt, who encourages the attachment. But amid all the duplicity and folly, Ms. Sloper slowly grows towards independence and maturity, and begins to make her own decisions.
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if you are going to be pushed you had better jump
- By Darwin8u on 03-31-19
By: Henry James
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When Depression Hurts Your Relationship
- How to Regain Intimacy and Reconnect with Your Partner When You're Depressed
- By: Shannon Kolakowski PsyD, Craig Malkin - foreword PhD
- Narrated by: Vanessa Daniels
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
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If you are in the midst of depression, you may worry that you aren't good enough for your partner, or become irritable around them. You may even push them away when you feel like your emotions are beyond your control. In addition, your sense of intimacy may diminish, and your sex life may fizzle as a result of fatigue, medications and feeling disconnected from your partner. The hard truth is that feelings of isolation, worthlessness, and tiredness can all take a hefty toll on your love life. But you don't have to let depression be the demise of your relationship.
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Wish I would have listened to it years ago!
- By Jesse on 05-04-23
By: Shannon Kolakowski PsyD, and others
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Confessions of a Sociopath
- A Life Spent Hiding in Plain Sight
- By: M. E. Thomas
- Narrated by: Bernadette Sullivan
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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As M. E. Thomas says of her fellow sociopaths, we are your neighbors, co-workers, and quite possibly the people closest to you: lovers, family, friends. Our risk-seeking behavior and general fearlessness are thrilling, our glibness and charm alluring. Our often quick wit and outside-the-box thinking make us appear intelligent - even brilliant. We climb the corporate ladder faster than the rest, and appear to have limitless self-confidence.... Who are we? We are highly successful, non-criminal sociopaths and we comprise 4% of the American population (that's 1 in 25 people!).
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Not a sociopath!
- By Liesel Fischer on 09-25-15
By: M. E. Thomas
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The Home for Unwanted Girls
- By: Joanna Goodman
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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In 1950s Quebec, French and English tolerate each other with precarious civility - much like Maggie Hughes' parents. Maggie's English-speaking father has ambitions for his daughter that don't include marriage to the poor French boy on the next farm over. But Maggie's heart is captured by Gabriel Phénix. When she becomes pregnant at 15, her parents force her to give baby Elodie up for adoption and get her life "back on track".
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I couldn't finish this book
- By CindyL on 10-08-18
By: Joanna Goodman
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Work Therapy: Or The Man Who Mistook His Job for His Life
- By: Naomi Shragai
- Narrated by: Naomi Shragai
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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You probably don't realise this, but every working day you replay and re-enact conflicts, dynamics and relationships from your past. Whether it's confusing an authority figure with a parent; avoiding conflict because of past squabbles with siblings; or suffering from imposter syndrome because of the way your family responded to success, when it comes to work we are all trapped in our own upbringings and the patterns of behaviour we learned while growing up.
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Motivational audio book boundaries
- By Valentyn Panchyn on 12-11-23
By: Naomi Shragai
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Uneducated
- A Memoir of Flunking Out, Falling Apart, and Finding My Worth
- By: Christopher Zara
- Narrated by: Christopher Zara
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Boldly honest, wryly funny, and utterly open-hearted, Uneducated is one diploma-less journalist’s map of our growing educational divide and, ultimately, a challenge: in our credential-obsessed world, what is the true value of a college degree? For Christopher Zara, this is the professional minefield he has had to navigate since the day he was kicked out of his New Jersey high school for behavioral problems and never allowed back.
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interesting
- By Leda Adams on 04-28-25
By: Christopher Zara
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In Defense of Elitism
- Why I'm Better Than You and You're Better Than Someone Who Didn't Buy This Book
- By: Joel Stein
- Narrated by: Joel Stein
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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The night Donald Trump won the presidency, our author Joel Stein, Thurber Prize finalist and former staff writer for Time Magazine, instantly knew why. The main reason wasn't economic anxiety or racism. It was that he was anti-elitist. Hillary Clinton represented Wall Street, academics, policy papers, Davos, international treaties and the people who think they're better than you. People like Joel Stein. Trump represented something far more appealing, which was beating up people like Joel Stein.
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Total waste of time. Returning.
- By Tom on 10-28-19
By: Joel Stein
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The Sweet Smell of Magnolias and Memories
- By: Celeste Fletcher McHale
- Narrated by: Nan Kelley
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Jacey and Colin shared the three most intense days of their lives together, waiting for help as Mississippi floodwaters surrounded them. Jacey knew Colin was the love of her life - until her rescue boat went underwater along with Colin's last name and pieces of Jacey's memory. The last thing she remembered was being submerged in water. Again.
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I'm Praying For A Book 2.
- By Loyia T. Lopez on 06-12-18
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60 Songs That Explain the '90s
- By: Rob Harvilla
- Narrated by: Rob Harvilla
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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The 1990s were a chaotic and utterly magical time for music, a confounding barrage of genres and lifestyles and superstars, from grunge to hip-hop, from sumptuous R&B to rambunctious ska-punk, from Axl to Kurt to Missy to Santana to Tupac to Britney. In 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90s, Ringer music critic Rob Harvilla reimagines all the earwormy, iconic hits Gen Xers pine for with vivid historical storytelling, sharp critical analysis, rampant loopiness, and wryly personal ruminations on the most bizarre, joyous, and inescapable songs from a decade we both regret entirely and miss desperately.
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My Personal View-Harvilla Rules!
- By Qtsbuster on 11-18-23
By: Rob Harvilla
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The Bookshop on the Corner
- By: Jenny Colgan
- Narrated by: Lucy Price-Lewis
- Length: 9 hrs and 47 mins
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Nina Redmond is a librarian with a gift for finding the perfect books for her readers. But can she write her own happy ever after?
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Misleading
- By Alexis☺ on 05-28-17
By: Jenny Colgan
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The Bookshop of Yesterdays
- By: Amy Meyerson
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Gideon
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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Miranda Brooks grew up in the stacks of her eccentric uncle Billy’s bookstore, solving the inventive scavenger hunts he created just for her. But on Miranda’s 12th birthday, Billy has a mysterious falling-out with her mother and suddenly disappears from Miranda’s life. She doesn’t hear about him again until 16 years later when she receives unexpected news: Billy has died and left her Prospero Books, which is teetering on bankruptcy, and one final scavenger hunt.
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A great story ….BUT
- By Jean on 12-16-19
By: Amy Meyerson
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The Mandibles
- A Family, 2029-2047
- By: Lionel Shriver
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 13 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2029 the United States is engaged in a bloodless world war that will wipe out the savings of millions of American families. Overnight, on the international currency exchange, the "almighty dollar" plummets in value, to be replaced by a new global currency: the "bancor". In retaliation the president declares that America will default on its loans. With "Deadbeat Nation" being unable to borrow, the government prints money to cover its bills. What little remains for savers is rapidly eaten away by runaway inflation.
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So that's what the left and the right have in common!!!
- By Moe on 06-30-16
By: Lionel Shriver
Great story, uneven volume somewhat detracting.
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Hendrik writes a daily diary about life in a retirement home and his observations are laugh out loud funny. I have worked in a long term care home for the last 12 years. The way he describes the routines of the home, the idiosyncrasies of the residents living there, the patronizing benign neglect of the staff, and the daily conversations, in my experience are all accurate, though perhaps exaggerated a little for comic affect. But underlying this daily narrative are deeper issues. Henrik talks about newspaper articles about seniors and eldercare, and describes so well the attitudinal and physical barriers the elderly face. But most poignantly, he talks about how he and his small group of friends struggle to continue living their lives with dignity as their health declines.
Finally , I must acknowledge the amazing job Derek Jacoby did as the narrator. His caustic and slightly befuddled British accent was the perfect fit for this story. He was able to portray the deep emotion of the story as well as he portrayed the novel's humour.
Many a truth said in jest
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The grown-up side of living a long life.
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Wonderful!!
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Performance is stellar
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One Day I will Be Old So Look Out World
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Sweet, poignant, funny
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delightful!!!
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Slow in the beginning, but worth the read.
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