Two Old Men and a Baby
Or, How Hendrik and Evert Get Themselves into a Jam
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Nine years before the events of the number-one international best seller The Secret Diary of Hendrik Groen, 83¼ Years Old, Hendrik and his best friend, Evert, embark on a madcap adventure - with an unexpected guest.
Hendrik Groen and Evert Duiker, faithful friends in good and bad times, are well over 70, and their lives have quieted down. They see each other once a week to play chess, have a drink, and grab a bite to eat while reflecting on life.
But one day, their peace is rudely disturbed when Evert shows up on Hendrik's doorstep with a surprise in the form of an unexpected little guest. He had spotted a stroller with a baby in it - unattended for just a minute - and, in a moment of utter madness, decided to take it for a walk. Hilarious, right? Not to Hendrik, who can barely believe his friend's stupidity.
After Evert regains recovers from his momentary lapse of sanity, the two 70-year-olds resolve to return their charge to its parents - hopefully without being noticed. But the quiet neighborhood is now swarmed by bumbling police officers, and they realize that getting rid of their accidental foster child will be more difficult than expected....
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Surprisingly good narration by the author
- By Bella Rosa on 08-17-20
By: Marion Todd
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Yours Until Death
- Varg Veum
- By: Gunnar Staalesen
- Narrated by: Colin Mace
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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An unbearably tense novel of revenge, murder, bereavement and the destructive force of passion. The single-mother families of the isolated community under the shadow of the Pyderhorn, Bergen's greatest mountain, are being terrorised by a teenage gang. But teenage violence is nothing compared to what awaits detective Varg Veum when he gets to know the blue-eyed Wenche Andersen.
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Great Scandinavian Mystery!
- By Peoko on 07-12-17
By: Gunnar Staalesen
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A Nail Through The Heart
- A Poke Rafferty Thriller
- By: Timothy Hallinan
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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Poke Rafferty was writing offbeat travel guides for the young and terminally bored when Bangkok stole his heart. Now the American expat is assembling a new family with Rose, the former go-go dancer he wants to marry, and Miaow, the tiny, streetwise urchin he wants to adopt. But trouble in the guise of good intentions comes calling just when everything is beginning to work out.
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Ever been to Bangkok?
- By Richard Delman on 12-11-11
By: Timothy Hallinan
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Once Shadows Fall
- A Thriller
- By: Robert Daniels
- Narrated by: Dina Pearlman
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
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After years of paying her dues on the force, Beth Sturgis has earned her place as a detective for the Robbery-Homicide division of the Atlanta PD. Now, she's heading up a major manhunt for a potential serial killer who's working his way inward from the outskirts of the city. The copycat elements in the first crime scene lead Sturgis to retired FBI agent Jack Kale, who was responsible for apprehending and nearly killing the murderer known as the Scarecrow, the same Scarecrow who appears to be this new killer's terrible inspiration.
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amazing
- By Ryan on 08-01-16
By: Robert Daniels
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The Perpetual Astonishment of Jonathon Fairfax
- By: Christopher Shevlin
- Narrated by: Finlay Robertson
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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When Jonathon Fairfax accidentally helps a murderer bump off Sarah Morecambe, the secretary of a senior politician, he sets off a chain of events that astonishes him. Jonathon is wrong-footed by even the most everyday things, so he's particularly startled to find himself caught up in a conspiracy that goes right to the heart of government. Teaming up with a suave private investigator, a glamorous granny and the probable love of his life, Jonathon must confront his greatest fears - including talking to girls and balaclava-clad killers - and answer some very difficult questions.
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Great story with LOL moments
- By Bethany on 12-11-20
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Jack of Spades
- By: James Hankins
- Narrated by: Arthur Morey
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Just two years ago, the media turned Detective John Spader into a hero. He'd caught a twisted serial killer terrorizing Massachusetts, and the "Jack of Spades," as the media dubbed Spader, was born. But when the murderer walked free on a technicality - free to kill again - the public turned on Spader. Now a new serial killer is on the loose. He wears the silly, gap-toothed, grinning mask of Galaxo, Starboy Avenger! - a cartoon alien of unparalleled popularity with children.
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Excellent modern detective novel!
- By Wayne on 06-11-18
By: James Hankins
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Murder at the PTA
- Maya & Sandra Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Lee Hollis
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 8 hrs
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Someone is trying to turn Portland High into a school for scandal with a gossipy website called Dirty Laundry. The latest target of ruinous rumors is newly elected PTA President Sandra Wallage. After a heated meeting with outraged parents, Sandra runs into fellow school mom and Private Investigator Maya Kendrick, who's discovered the person behind the website. But when the women storm into the venomous gossip columnist's office they find a lifeless body - along with a confession.
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More please.
- By Placeholder on 11-03-20
By: Lee Hollis
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The Surrogate
- A Novel
- By: Toni Halleen
- Narrated by: Stacey Glemboski, Laurie Catherine Winkel, Andrew Eiden, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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Ruth is a no-nonsense 40-something journalist from the Midwest desperate for a child with her new husband, Hal. Their hope rests with Cally, a 19-year-old who wants to go to college - but doesn’t have the cash. The arrangement seems perfect for everyone. But within a day of the baby’s birth, Cally has a change of heart - and engineers a harrowing escape from the hospital with the newborn. When Ruth and Hal discover that Cally and their daughter are gone, a whole series of doubts and secrets is revealed, and the difference between right and wrong is no longer clear.
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Spectacular - Couldn’t put this book down!
- By Cindi on 01-10-22
By: Toni Halleen
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When a Stranger Comes to Town
- By: Michael Koryta
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay, Janina Edwards, Fajer Al-Kaisi, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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It's been said that all great literature boils down to one of two stories—a man takes a journey, or a stranger comes to town. While mystery writers have been successfully using both approaches for generations, there's something undeniably alluring in the nature of a stranger: the uninvited guest, the unacquainted neighbor, the fish out of water. In the newest collection of stories by the Mystery Writers of America, each author weaves a fresh tale surrounding the eerie feeling that comes when a stranger enters our midst, featuring stories by prolific mystery writers.
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The narrators are outstanding here.
- By Jennifer Baratta She/Her on 05-16-21
By: Michael Koryta
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Blood Stains
- By: Sharon Sala
- Narrated by: Gayle Hendrix
- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
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At the reading of her father's will, Maria Slade receives shocking news—as a four-year-old, she'd witnessed her prostitute mother's murder and been taken into hiding by the well-meaning preacher who'd raised her as his own. Maria remembers none of that. But now she's determined to flush her mother's killer out of hiding and discover the identity of her birth father. She heads to Tulsa, Oklahoma, where she meets Detective Bodie Scott.
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Narration NOT RIGHT!!!!!!!!
- By Donna Thomas on 02-16-13
By: Sharon Sala
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The Vanishing Season
- By: Joanna Schaffhausen
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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Ellery Hathaway knows a thing or two about serial killers, but not through her police training. She's an officer in sleepy Woodbury, Massachusetts, where a bicycle theft still makes the newspapers. No one there knows she was once victim number 17 in the grisly story of serial killer Francis Michael Coben. The only victim who lived. When three people disappear from her town in three years, all around her birthday - the day she was kidnapped so long ago - Ellery fears someone knows her secret. Someone very dangerous.
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Engaging mystery debut!
- By robbie mcgraw on 06-15-18
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Weekend Warriors
- Sisterhood, Book 1
- By: Fern Michaels
- Narrated by: Laural Merlington
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
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On the surface, these seven women are as different as can be - but each has had her share of bad luck, from cheating husbands to sexist colleagues to a legal system that often doesn't do its job. Now, drawn together by tragedy, they're forging a bond that will help them right the wrongs committed against them and discover an inner strength they didn't know they had. The Sisterhood is learning that when bad things happen, you can roll over and play dead...or you can get up fighting...
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Weekend Warriors
- By Ms Mare on 04-04-09
By: Fern Michaels
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- jane
- 01-19-22
Excellent story!
I love this story. The narrator was superb and the story was quite entertaining. How I adore these two characters and hope there are more Adventures to come. It's refreshing to read a story about a couple of octogenarians. Stories of people this age are hard to come by.
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- J. R.
- 06-09-21
OK but too drawn out.
The book The secret diary of Henry Groen was 5 times better than this story. Couldn't wait for it to end.
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- Mechelle R
- 07-15-21
So much fun!
I loved the first 2 H.G. books and this one was just as much fun to read! I loved the story, what a great comedy of errors! I loved getting to hang out with a slightly younger Hendrik and Evert and hope there are more books to come...3 is just not enough, I want more! ❤
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- Gotta Tellya
- 07-28-21
Not as good as the author’s first two stories.
First, I have to admit that I somehow missed the fact that this story, though the latest to be published, is actually a prequel to Groen’s first two marvelous books. Until I realized that fact, I was vaguely uncomfortable while listening. I kept getting the feeling that Two Old Men and a Baby was out of sequence. I was unsure, since it had been two years since I listened to On The Bright Side. Once I reoriented myself to this book’s place in the timeline, I enjoyed it more—but not nearly as much as its predecessors. This latest book benefits from the author’s dry humor and affection for his characters. But the plot seems ridiculous, starting with the manner of acquisition of the baby and from further departures from believability as the story progresses. Also, I am no fan of prequels. I thought the narrator’s performance was very good, though. While I would happily re-listen to the first two books in this series, I won’t need a second trip through Two Old Men and a Baby.
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- zephyr99
- 12-22-23
A fun and entertaining story
I disliked that a baby was taken, but totally enjoyed the exploits the elderly gentlemen undertook to return that baby. Highly recommended!
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- Sue C
- 10-28-23
Entertaining and clever humor! Listened with total engagement!
Love this narrator!!! And enjoyed the author’s humor very much. Will look for more works from both.
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- Kath M
- 07-21-24
a fun listen
I have listened to a another book in the series and I knew what to expect, and it delivered again. A fun listening an absolutely brilliant narration.
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- Steve B.
- 06-11-23
Awesome! Hendrik and Evert Ride Again!
I love the hilarious antics of these two old men! More please! What a great sense of humor.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-31-24
Awful idea
A serious issue treated lightly. Hate this kind of attempt at humor. I didn't want to finish it.
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