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The Strange Adventures of Turquoise Moonwolf
- Narrated by: Alana Nicole Cox
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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A wild, crazy roller coaster of a novel—bizarro writing at its very best!
When Turquoise Moonwolf complains her dull life in Chupacabra, New Mexico, is "about as thrilling as a dried-up old tumbleweed," she gets far more than she bargained for!
Before she knows it, Turquoise finds herself in strange and perilous worlds populated by the likes of human oddities, shape-shifters, serial killers in flying saucers, flesh-eating hippies, man-eating house cats, and sleazy televangelists who produce snuff films for Christ.
Will Turquoise's life ever return to normal? Or will it remain a never-ending roller coaster ride into the bizarre? Find out in these three delightfully deranged tales from the author of The Amnesia Girl!
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- Coty Doyon
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these stories are wacky and fun great listen the narrator has great range
had a blast with this listen the weirdness progression on these stories is perfect and I seriously can't wait to hear more from this author and the narrator
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