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When ex-boxer turned strip club bouncer Reggie Levine is recruited to retrieve a Chinese crested terrier from a fleapit roadside zoo, where the ugly mutt has been mistaken for the Chupacabra, our hapless hero soon finds himself embroiled in a deadly criminal conspiracy involving neo-Nazi drug smugglers, a seedy used car salesman, a wannabe serial killer, an ornery Vietnam veteran, a badass veterinarian, a freakishly endowed adult entertainment donkey named Enrique, and, in an explosive cameo, Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage.
From Adam Howe, writer of One Tough Bastard and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, and the winner of Stephen King's On Writing contest, comes a hard-hitting slice of Southern pulp, '80s action, pop Americana, and pitch black comedy.
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Simultaneous release of the thrilling new volume of true stories from airmen of the Second World War, from the author of Flak (also available in audio by Bolinda). Michael Veitch's life-long obsession with the aircraft of the Second World War led him to conclude that every single person who flew, or flew in them, has at least one extraordinary story to tell. With most of these veterans in their 80's, he knew that it was a matter of urgency to find them now, before their personal stories disappear forever.
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Excellent book from RAF and RAAF point of view
- By Brooke P. Anderson on 06-06-12
By: Michael Veitch
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Highfire
- A Novel
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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In the days of yore, he flew the skies and scorched angry mobs - now he hides from swamp tour boats and rises only with the greatest reluctance from his La-Z-Boy recliner. Laying low in the bayou, this once-magnificent fire breather has been reduced to lighting Marlboros with nose sparks, swilling Absolut in a Flashdance T-shirt, and binging Netflix in a fishing shack. For centuries, he struck fear in hearts far and wide as Wyvern, Lord Highfire of the Highfire Eyrie - now he goes by Vern.
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Fun
- By Alex Sumner on 02-28-20
By: Eoin Colfer
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Niceville
- By: Carsten Stroud
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
- Length: 14 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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A boy literally disappears from Main Street. A security camera captures the moment of his instant, inexplicable vanishing. An audacious bank robbery goes seriously wrong: Four cops are gunned down; a TV news helicopter is shot and spins crazily out of the sky, triggering a disastrous cascade of events that ricochet across twenty different lives over the course of just 36 hours. Nick Kavanaugh, a cop with a dark side, investigates. Soon he and his wife, Kate, a distinguished lawyer from an old Niceville family, find themselves struggling to make sense of it all.
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Good Story- Wrong Reader
- By Stacy on 06-28-14
By: Carsten Stroud
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The Missing Boatman
- By: Keith C. Blackmore
- Narrated by: P.J. Ochlan
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
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Miracles are happening. Pray to God they stop. In the dead of winter, on a highway in Quebec, a man crashes his car and survives. In New York, a homeless person is run over by a bus and lives. In Tokyo, a teenager jumps off a high rise building and fails in taking her own life. All over the world, miracles like these transpire, and people breathe a sigh of relief. But for the next week, some people will begin to suspect a terrible truth. A handful will even search for it. One man will find it. And in seven days, all hell will break loose.
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I guess RC Bray was busy...
- By N.S. on 10-30-18
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- Christopher
- 01-02-23
Hilarious and completely entertaining!
This book was hilarious to me. If you have a crude sense of humor, or you laugh at dirty jokes or fart jokes, this comedy is a masterpiece. I have never laughed out loud with a book literally before this one.
I would recommend this book to anybody who doesn’t mind cursing and locker room type humor. If you like Clerks or Naked Gun or Tropic Thunder, then this is right up your alley!
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- logan
- 01-02-24
Chaos at its finest
If you’re a fan of drew blood or Nicholas cage mayhem give this book a listen, and don’t mind the potty humor it’s worth it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-19-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!!
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- duke53
- 12-30-22
Awesome!!!
This was a fun and exciting tale with a great narrator, perfect for this unassuming hero. Highly recommend this story.
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- Principe
- 03-27-23
Drew Blood is the Best
Great book made even better with the best narrator this side of the Mississippi. You will not be disappointed with the talent nor the amazing book
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- Steven H.
- 12-17-22
Total Chaos
Action phone and drama all put together in a great story
Drew blood crew do a great voice acting
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- Shannon Schaffer
- 12-17-22
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G and H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S
Admittedly, this is not the typical story I read/listen to as my first choice. I decided to give it a listen because I love the voice actor that narrated this story. I was pleasantly surprised. The writing is on point. The story is engaging and funny. I am laughing out loud at work with people looking a me weird. All
Worth it! And, of course, Drew Blood read the story superbly. He always makes the characters come to life. A well paired partnership that needs to continue! BRAVO!
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- chris koniecko
- 12-13-22
do you like fun?
this book was hilarious. ridiculous in all the right places with a top-notch performance by Drew Blood! if you don't like fun, this isn't for you.
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- Paul J McSorley
- 09-02-23
That. Was . Fun.
Hilarious, captivating ride with intrigue thrown in as a bonus. Kudos to Drew Blood for a well delivered fun tale.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-18-22
What more do you need? Drew Blood and Adam Howe
Clever wit from the authors protagonist with the sultry voice of Drew Blood mixes better than a Skunk Ape at the Hen House!
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