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Drew Blood
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Adam Howe
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When ex-boxer turned strip club bouncer Reggie Levine is recruited to retrieve a Chinese crested terrier from a fleapit roadside zoo, where the ugly mutt has been mistaken for the Chupacabra, our hapless hero soon finds himself embroiled in a deadly criminal conspiracy involving neo-Nazi drug smugglers, a seedy used car salesman, a wannabe serial killer, an ornery Vietnam veteran, a badass veterinarian, a freakishly endowed adult entertainment donkey named Enrique, and, in an explosive cameo, Academy Award winner Nicolas Cage.
From Adam Howe, writer of One Tough Bastard and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, and the winner of Stephen King's On Writing contest, comes a hard-hitting slice of Southern pulp, '80s action, pop Americana, and pitch black comedy.
©2016 Comet Press (Red Room Press) (P)2022 Adam HoweListeners also enjoyed...
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- Christopher
- 01-02-23
Hilarious and completely entertaining!
This book was hilarious to me. If you have a crude sense of humor, or you laugh at dirty jokes or fart jokes, this comedy is a masterpiece. I have never laughed out loud with a book literally before this one.
I would recommend this book to anybody who doesn’t mind cursing and locker room type humor. If you like Clerks or Naked Gun or Tropic Thunder, then this is right up your alley!
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- logan
- 01-02-24
Chaos at its finest
If you’re a fan of drew blood or Nicholas cage mayhem give this book a listen, and don’t mind the potty humor it’s worth it.
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- Kindle Customer
- 12-19-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!!
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- duke53
- 12-30-22
Awesome!!!
This was a fun and exciting tale with a great narrator, perfect for this unassuming hero. Highly recommend this story.
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- Principe
- 03-27-23
Drew Blood is the Best
Great book made even better with the best narrator this side of the Mississippi. You will not be disappointed with the talent nor the amazing book
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- Steven H.
- 12-17-22
Total Chaos
Action phone and drama all put together in a great story
Drew blood crew do a great voice acting
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- Shannon Schaffer
- 12-17-22
A.M.A.Z.I.N.G and H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S
Admittedly, this is not the typical story I read/listen to as my first choice. I decided to give it a listen because I love the voice actor that narrated this story. I was pleasantly surprised. The writing is on point. The story is engaging and funny. I am laughing out loud at work with people looking a me weird. All
Worth it! And, of course, Drew Blood read the story superbly. He always makes the characters come to life. A well paired partnership that needs to continue! BRAVO!
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- chris koniecko
- 12-13-22
do you like fun?
this book was hilarious. ridiculous in all the right places with a top-notch performance by Drew Blood! if you don't like fun, this isn't for you.
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- Paul J McSorley
- 09-02-23
That. Was . Fun.
Hilarious, captivating ride with intrigue thrown in as a bonus. Kudos to Drew Blood for a well delivered fun tale.
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- Heather Danielewicz
- 03-12-25
Not your fathers showdown.
For those with a strange twisted, maybe even a little dark sense of humor. If you're looking for something outside of the box with an array of characters and voices this is a great listen. The narrator is great at drawing you in and who'd have thought you'd get a little Nick Cage.
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