The Sword of Wisimir
The Wisimir Tales, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Rosa B. Watkinson
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By:
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Allen Stroud
About this listen
Opportunistic thief Jack Von Drey thinks his luck is in when he steals the governor's taxes from the back of a treasury wagon. But it turns out, this is a game with higher stakes than he bargained for.
City Minister Urin Braymes makes one bad decision. Unfortunately for him, it opens him up to being blackmailed for the rest of his life.
Magister Leel's scheme to recapture his position of power seems to be right on track. But, when he makes a bargain, he finds he has unleashed magic that even a wizard cannot control.
And Jarno Herren? Well, he just wants to find out the truth.
The Sword of Wisimir is a fantasy tale of crime, intrigue, life, and death, where ideals are cheap and, in the end, everyone finds out what they'd sacrifice to survive....
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others