The Wrath of Cons: A Rex Nihilo Adventure
Starship Grifters, Book 3
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Robert Kroese
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Interstellar con man Rex Nihilo and his long-suffering robot sidekick Sasha are back, and they're neck-deep in their most outrageous scam yet: selling black market planets!
Terraforming uninhabitable planets and selling them to criminals right under the nose of the repressive interstellar Malarchy is good work if you can get it, but there's a price: as the pair's profits soar, they find themselves on the run from...well, pretty much everybody. With the Malarchy breathing down their necks, the malevolent cult known as the Sp'ossels hot on their heels, and the Ursa Minor Mafia out for their cut, Rex and Sasha hop from planet to planet, with nothing but their wits and a motley crew of loyal friends to keep them alive.
But when their antics draw the attention of an ancient intelligence determined to wipe humanity from the galaxy, they put their moneymaking plans on hold - and team up with their biggest rival - to save the galaxy once again.
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Chuck never thought too deeply about whether aliens existed - not until Jopp, an intergalactic transport pilot, drunkenly crashed on Earth and tried to steal his truck. Now Chuck finds himself unwittingly roped into helping Jopp work off a debt to the universe's most powerful corporation, the Prime Partners Intergalactic Consortium. Through a series of mishaps and misfortune, the duo find themselves in possession of a mysterious black case. In order to survive, they must fend off murderous marauders, an interplanetary police force, and a peculiar crime boss.
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Excellent Book!
- By Ian Matties on 09-07-17
By: Patrick Edwards
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Rebel Stars: Books 0-2
- By: Edward W. Robertson
- Narrated by: Ray Chase
- Length: 20 hrs
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A thousand years ago, an alien invasion set humanity back to the Iron Age. Slowly, we recovered, colonizing the Solar System in peace. And discovered that an unknown force is stopping us from exploring any farther. But before the cause can be discovered, a slow-burning conspiracy threatens to explode into System-wide war. With enemies at home and in the darkness beyond, a team of unlikely heroes-a janitor, a mercenary, an asteroid miner, and a pirate-are the only ones who can avert a second apocalypse. This set includes the first three books of the newly-finished REBEL STARS series.
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Fun and entertaining.
- By Shirley on 01-04-18
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Pilot X
- Pilot X, Book 1
- By: Tom Merritt
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Pilot X is Ambassador of the Alendans, a race with the ability to move through space and time as guardians of the timeline. Locked in ongoing conflict with the Sensaurians, an organic hive mind that can send messages in thought throughout its own history, and the Progons, a machine race who can communicate backwards in time, Pilot X finally manages to create peace among the three races.
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Great Story - wish there was more
- By Howard on 03-29-17
By: Tom Merritt
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Guardians of the Galaxy
- Collect Them All
- By: Corinne Duyvis, Marvel
- Narrated by: Scott McCormick, full cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Guardians attempt to evacuate a Kree prison planet and end up in a fight for their lives - what else is new? - they discover their old pal Groot is stretched a little thin. Someone is planting stolen branches of the monosyllabic hero and selling the saplings across the galaxy! The search to find Groot's missing pieces forces the Guardians into an alliance with the unscrupulous Collector, but the real problem is more complicated than he wants them to believe.
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Same old same old
- By B. Williams on 06-14-21
By: Corinne Duyvis, and others
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Will Save the Galaxy for Food
- By: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Narrated by: Yahtzee Croshaw
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Space travel just isn't what it used to be. With the invention of quantum teleportation, space heroes aren't needed anymore. When one particularly unlucky ex-adventurer masquerades as famous pilot and hate figure Jacques McKeown, he's sucked into an ever-deepening corporate and political intrigue. Between space pirates, adorable deadly creatures, and a missing fortune in royalties, saving the universe was never this difficult!
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Great
- By K. F. on 03-09-17
By: Yahtzee Croshaw
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Pawn
- Chronicle of the Sibyl’s War, Book 1
- By: Timothy Zahn
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 11 hrs and 35 mins
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Nicole Lee's life is going nowhere. No family, no money, and stuck in a relationship with a thug named Bungie. But, after one of Bungie's "deals" goes south, he and Nicole are whisked away by a mysterious moth-like humanoid to a strange ship called the Fyrantha. Once aboard, life on the ship seems too good to be true. All she has to do is work on one of the ship's many maintenance crews. However, she learned long ago that nothing comes without a catch. When she's told to keep quiet and stop asking questions, she knows she is on to something.
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Things Are Not What They Seem
- By J. Jones on 05-27-18
By: Timothy Zahn
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Robots and Roommates
- Star Kingdom, Book 0
- By: Lindsay Buroker
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 34 mins
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Long before Casmir Dabrowski and Kim Sato leave their world for the epic adventures of the Star Kingdom series, long before they outwit terrorists and mercenaries and do battle on a galactic scale, long before they become best friends and roommates...they have to meet for the first time. This is that story.
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The beginning of an entertaining partnership.
- By David Lotz on 04-22-21
By: Lindsay Buroker
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Black Phoenix
- By: Wayne Wightman, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Earth’s first colony ship finally reaches the target world. The excitement of planetfall is indescribable, but quickly transforms into sick disappointment when they find the atmosphere is a roiling mass of hydrochloric acid, carbon dioxide, and other deadly poisons. They fly onward, seeking better planets. They find them, but none are ideal. The search goes on for a century, then longer still. As they move farther from Earth, aliens discover the intruding ship, and they begin to investigate humanity. They find our species unacceptable.
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Uggggh
- By JonH on 09-20-19
By: Wayne Wightman, and others
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Willful Child
- Willful Child, Book 1
- By: Steven Erikson
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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These are the voyages of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms, to boldly blow the... And so we join the not-terribly-bright but exceedingly cock-sure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through "the infinite vastness of interstellar space".
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Loving, biting, very funny parody of classic SF
- By A reader on 12-12-14
By: Steven Erikson
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You're Going to Mars!
- By: Rob Dircks
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 11 hrs and 12 mins
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Living and slaving in Fill City One, you get used to the smell. We call it the Everpresent Stink. But every once in a while, on a spring day with a breeze, it clears away enough to remind us that there is something more out there. Most Fillers' wildest dreams would be just to get past the walls and live in the mainland. But my dream? It’s a little bigger. I’m going to Mars.
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Reviewers Choice Award, its that good
- By Midwestbonsai on 11-13-18
By: Rob Dircks
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Resonant Son
- Resonant Son, Book 1
- By: Christopher Hopper, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 9 hrs and 35 mins
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After losing his job and family, Flint Reed finds himself in the middle of a terrorist attack. With nothing but his wits and experience as a former Union police officer, he must do everything he can to stay alive. As he soon discovers, however, there are also hostages, and no one is coming to save them. All hope falls to Flint. But as he fights to navigate the building, the real answers begin to unravel. What are the terrorists really after, and why are they so intent on getting into the vault?
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Die Hard in the Renegade Universe!
- By MLT78 on 02-18-20
By: Christopher Hopper, and others
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Tough Guy
- A Superhero LitRPG Adventure (My Chemical Hero, Book 1)
- By: Andrew Karevik
- Narrated by: Roman Howell
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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As if things couldn't get any worse, Arthur is trying to survive yet another dreadful shift at the Hammy Burger when a supervillain barges in and takes him as a hostage. It's clear, from the get-go, that this villain is a poor schmuck who just happened on a dose of ChemX. And so, in an attempt to save the poor bastard from the consequences of his foolish actions, Arthur tries to convince him to surrender. But when the caped cavalry arrives, something happens and Arthur is exposed to a leak of the mysterious chemical substance.
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an actual hero.
- By kevin on 12-14-22
By: Andrew Karevik
What listeners say about The Wrath of Cons: A Rex Nihilo Adventure
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- Lego Man
- 12-08-19
Far fetched hilarious -> narrator WINS!
This is one of those books where the narrator brings it to life in such a ways that is a shining star in the audible catalog.
The idea of Rex and SASHA is a little far-fetched that’s true. Once you get past that though, which takes about five minutes and you engage in the fact of this book is written to be halfway decent science fiction but twice as decent humor you get an absolutely amazing performance by JD Ledford. JDs performance is on par with Jennifer van Dyk In Seeker for Chase Colepath, Ray Porter in Bobiverse for the Bob’s, and RC Bray in Expeditionary Force for Skippy.
There’s nothing funnier than to hit her bring my lease liked character to life – and that’s Boggs. Bogs plays A bigger role in this book that book two.
From a shenanigans and antics perspective, both are well satisfied by a funny semi believable plot, very good action pacing, and all the other characters in the first two books that you grown to love.
If you like the other Books then you’ll like this one just the same.
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- pondo
- 01-02-20
Sasha, this is all your fault
If you like the other Rex books, you'll like this one too! I know its a hard sell using a credit on a 6 hr book, but look at it like this, why should you trudge thru, be annoyed by, and maybe even give up on an 11 hr book just because we think recorded length means value, when you can be throughly entertained by and laugh out loud at Rex for 6 full hours? That's value!
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- DGE 2020
- 07-22-19
Best book of the series yet!
Robert Kroese’s previous works of satire in this series have been a constant quotable series of laughs for my family for years, but this book blew us away. Right from chapter one, the jokes and wit were hilarious. By chapter three the mix of clever literary humor and slapstick con man antics were woven together with brilliance. No spoilers, the book keeps going and finishes strong. We loved every minute of it.
Ledford’s reading was pixel perfect. Her range for ridiculous characters like Boggs and Donnie as well as Sasha, Pepper and Rex is vast - she nailed it.
Highly recommended!
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- waelse1
- 11-17-19
Terrific comic sci-fi grifting adventure
I'm a big fan of the comic sci-fi adventures of intergalactic conman Rex Nihilo and his robotic sidekick Sasha, and this one is excellent as well, where Rex and Sasha discover a threat to the galaxy. J D Ledford does her usual stellar job voicing all the crazy characters. Looking forward to more.
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- The Phoenix
- 07-22-20
Best Entry Since the First One
I often listen to audiobooks when driving. It turns out that it's hard to see the road when you're laughing that hard.
Good book. Entertaining plot, great jokes, and the best performance I've heard from J. D. Ledford yet.
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- Montzalee Wittmann
- 05-17-21
Witty, full of parodies!
The Wrath of Cons: A Rex Nihilo Adventure
Starship Grifters, Book 3
By: Robert Kroese
Narrated by: J. D. Ledford
Boy, this book has a boat load of parodies! But once past that more normal Rex and Sasha action happens! This adventure has the gang dealing with planet terraforming bombs. This was great until an enemy wants to use the same bombs on already terraformed and civilized planets to kill off all life!
This has new characters and old favorites! Still hilarious and witty! The narration is excellent! I hope there is plenty more Rex and Sasha books to come!
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- Garrett
- 02-04-22
Excellent
Story and Narration are perfect. Looking forward to more as always. What a wonderful listen
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- E Kane
- 08-11-20
Funny, self effacing
If you like a good yarn, ridiculous tall tales, deep metaphysical introspection on the meaning of life or just want to see who Malconvich Reynolds would be if his conscious was a literal external force which did not have the power to control his actions, this story is for you.
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- Bradley Baker
- 01-22-23
Funny, Clever and Random
The story is fantastic and gut-funny throughout. The narration is superb, especially in how J.D. voices Donny.
Donny is the best. The world needs more Donnys!
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- KellysHero718
- 11-17-23
Funnier Than the First Two Combined
Everything that is so good in the first two volumes is doubled in this one. Funny, funny, funny, and an excellent conclusion to the series. Or is it the end?
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