
The Zombie Cat
Spooky Fun Misadventures
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Mark Binder
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Mark Binder
About this listen
Humor, horror, and stanks.
Ride monster waves, search for lost cookies, confront a witch, and battle the forces of Fectville with stench-filled water guns. Audiobook bonus: two live performance tracks.
Ever been to the beach? Gone trick or treating? Heard ghost stories at summer camp? Conducted scientific reanimation experiments in the basement? A great listen about ordinary kids who get into extraordinary trouble.
"My friends and I just wanted to relax and have fun. We didn’t mean to get into trouble. The trouble always found us...."
Mark Binder is an Audie Award-nominated author and storyteller who tours the world sharing stories with listeners of all ages.
From scientific experiments gone awry to an awesome water battle, The Zombie Cat is a fun, funny, disgusting, and exciting book that is fun for listeners of all ages and abilities. What happens when Rover brings his sister's cat from the dead? What happens when Adam finally goes boogie boarding? Was it really a good idea for Charlie to take candy from the doorstep of the witch's house? And what about the inter-school game of capture the flag played with stinky water balloons? Epic humor, horror, and pungent stanks....
The Zombie Cat is really two audiobooks in one: Rewind is seven stories, and The Stink Bomb War is a full-length chapter book (novel). So, it counts as two audiobooks toward any quota. Updated with a new postscript by the author!
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