
This Is Not a Game
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Lesley Sharp
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By:
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Kelly Mullen
About this listen
Golden Girls meets Only Murders in the Building
MURDER
MARTINIS
A GRANDMOTHER-GRANDDAUGHTER SLEUTHING DUO
DACHSHUNDS (x2)
A GLAMOROUS ISLAND MANOR
Widow Mimi lives on idyllic Mackinac Island, where cars are not allowed and a Gibson martini with three onions at the witching hour is compulsory. Her estranged granddaughter, Addie, is getting over the heartbreak of not only being dumped by her fiancé, Brian, but also being cut out of the deal for the brilliantly successful video game Murderscape they invented together (with Addie doing most of the heavy lifting).
When Mimi gets an invitation from local socialite Jane Ireland—a seventysomething narcissist who’s having a salacious affair with her son-in-law—to a charity auction, she invites Addie. But Mimi doesn’t tell her that a blackmail threat from Jane looms over the party’s invitation.
Once they arrive, a big storm rolls in, trapping everyone in the mansion. And then, Jane is murdered. Soon Mimi and Addie’s strained relationship is put to the test when they must team up to narrow down the suspects. When another body turns up, the sleuthing pair realize someone else is playing a deadly game, and they might not survive the night.
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Critic reviews
"Mullen debuts with an impressive closed-circle whodunit.... Mullen makes the most of her classic setup, playing scrupulously fair with readers while leavening the bloodshed with dashes of wry humor. It’s a promising start."—Publishers Weekly
“Mimi and Addie have plenty of time to pool their resources, question the boilerplate suspects, one-up each other’s brightly witty remarks, puzzle over a truly ingenious series of clues, and solve the murder. Oops, make that murders. . . Despite the title, this is absolutely a game from the first word to the last.”—Kirkus
"A wonderfully vibrant take on the classic whodunit, This is Not A Game tackles the locked room mystery with warmth and humour, serving up a crime solving duo that I couldn’t stop rooting for. After finishing the book, I was craving three things—a visit to Mackinac island, a Gibson, and more from author Kelly Mullen!”—Kristen Perrin, author of How to Solve Your Own Murder
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The French Honeymoon
- Novel
- By: Anne-Sophie Jouhanneau
- Narrated by: Amanda Troop, A.W. Miller
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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This is not how she imagined it, any of it. Taylor Quinn arrives at her honeymoon suite in the City of Love alone, sans suitcase, but with wads of stolen cash. When she catches a glimpse of newlyweds Cassie and Olivier enjoying their happily ever, she can't tear her eyes away. And Cassie makes their antics easy to follow as she reveals every detail of their picture-perfect trip on social media. Taylor's obsession builds as she tracks their every move. This was the kind of life she was supposed to be living, this was the marriage she should have had, this was the honeymoon she dreamed of.
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Suspenseful and Engaging
- By Naomi on 05-05-25
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The Contest
- By: Jeff Macfee
- Narrated by: Jasmin Walker
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Once a child prodigy of puzzles and logic games, Gillian Charles now barely ekes out a living in Los Angeles. With her sick mother facing eviction from her care facility, Gillian can’t say no when her childhood nemesis, Tommy, shows up at her apartment with a $50k offer. All she has to do is return to the place where it all started, where she swore she’d never set foot again: Miscellany.
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It’s okay but lots of illogical pieces of the story
- By T on 04-21-25
By: Jeff Macfee
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She's a Lamb!
- By: Meredith Hambrock
- Narrated by: Stephanie Willing
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Jessamyn St. Germain is meant to be a star. Not an actor who occasionally books yogurt commercials and certainly not a lowly usher at one of Vancouver’s smallest regional theaters. No, she is bound for greatness, and that’s why the part of Maria in the theater’s upcoming production of The Sound of Music is hers. Or it’s going to be.
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Like a decent into madness in the best way possible
- By Lindsey on 04-11-25
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The Edinburgh Murders
- By: Catriona McPherson
- Narrated by: Kirsty Cox
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Edinburgh, 1948. Welfare Officer Helen Crowther has enough on her plate between her hectic job, her complicated love life, and her growing reputation as a troublemaker. Last year's scandal did nothing to help with the disapproval she already gets as a woman in her line of work. All she wants now is to focus on doing what she loves: helping the poor of the Fountainbridge ward in the city of Edinburgh. The last thing she needs is another string of murders to distract her . . .
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Confusing
- By Kaye on 04-22-25
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Gatsby
- By: Jane Crowther
- Narrated by: Rebecca LaChance
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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Nic Carraway wants to be a writer. Newly graduated, she scores a cheap summer lease on a small boat house in Long Island, surrounded by the super-rich. Across the water, her charming cousin Danny and his type-A wife, Tomasina. Next door, an influencer who throws extravagant parties populated by the world's A-list, operating under the handle @Gatsby. But no one can be careless like the rich. They are used to doing whatever they want, their secrets kept and their messes swept away.
By: Jane Crowther
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The Matchmaker
- A Novel
- By: Aisha Saeed
- Narrated by: Tiya Sircar
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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Business has never been better for Nura Khan, a third-generation matchmaker in Atlanta. Her exclusive clientele benefits from her impeccable track record. And while a single thirty-one-year-old matchmaker would normally raise some perfectly threaded eyebrows in the community, Nura’s childhood best friend, Azar, is willing to double as her pretend fiancé at her clients’ weddings—even though Nura’s feelings for him might not be so pretend.
By: Aisha Saeed
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The Secret Detective Agency
- By: Helena Dixon
- Narrated by: Kristin Atherton
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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London, 1941: Miss Jane Treen is at her desk, strong black coffee in hand and fluffy ginger cat by her side, when her top-secret government work is interrupted by an urgent call to Devon. A woman has been found dead in a lake in a place where she shouldn’t have been. Jane needs to gather the clues and find the killer before someone else from the agency gets hurt… Shy and handsome code-breaker Arthur Cilento is bewildered by the arrival of the efficient Miss Treen and her cat Marmaduke.
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Enjoyable
- By Diane Bannister on 04-11-25
By: Helena Dixon
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10 Marchfield Square
- By: Nicola Whyte
- Narrated by: Nneka Okoye
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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When a minor criminal is murdered in the smallest residential square in London, elderly heiress and landlady Celeste van Duren recruits two of her tenants to investigate. Her cleaner, Audrey, knows everyone and is liked by all, while failed writer Lewis is known by no one. He hates his job, hates his life, and he’s not that fond of Audrey either—but Celeste is persuasive. As they hunt for clues in and around the Square, they discover everyone has something to hide, including their fellow residents. Audrey and Lewis must find a way to work together if they’re to find the killer in their midst.
By: Nicola Whyte
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I Would Die for You
- A Novel
- By: Sandie Jones
- Narrated by: Imogen Wilde
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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California, 2011: Nicole Forbes lives a quiet life in the small seaside town of Coronado with her husband and daughter. She is not expecting a writer to knock on her door asking for her personal insight into the downfall of the biggest British band of the 1980s—unveiling the threads of a life she left behind years ago. The same day, her daughter goes missing and the school claims her aunt picked her up . . . but she doesn’t have an aunt. Convinced of a link between the two, Nicole is forced to revisit long-abandoned memories from her past to protect everything she now holds dear.
By: Sandie Jones
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What Remains of Teague House
- A Mystery
- By: Stacy Johns
- Narrated by: Helen Laser, Gary Tiedemann, Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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For fans of Megan Collins with the taut character study of Angie Kim comes a searing mystery that follows three siblings as they reckon with the darkness hidden within their family after multiple graves are discovered behind their childhood home.
By: Stacy Johns
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Ruth Run
- A Novel
- By: Elizabeth Kaufman
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner, Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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Twenty-six-year-old Ruth excels at microchip design but decides to get rich the old-fashioned way: robbing banks. She becomes a cybercriminal and devotes five years to siphoning more than $250 million out of the banking system using a hacked firewall chip that she created and only she knows how to access. Then one night an alarm goes off and she realizes she’s been discovered.
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Weird, Just Weird
- By Mama C on 04-29-25
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The Retirement Plan
- A Novel
- By: Sue Hincenbergs
- Narrated by: Kiiri Sandy, John Pirhalla
- Length: 11 hrs and 14 mins
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After thirty years of friendship, Pam dreams of her perfect retirement with Nancy, Shalisa, Marlene, and their husbands—until their husbands pool their funds for an investment that goes terribly wrong. Suddenly, their golden years are looking as dreary as their marriages. But when the women discover their husbands have seven-figure life insurance policies, a new dream forms. And this time, they need a hitman.
By: Sue Hincenbergs
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Everyone in the Group Chat Dies
- A Novel
- By: L.M. Chilton
- Length: 9 hrs
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Kirby Cornell needs a break—particularly from her crumbling apartment in a sleepy town that is only known for serial killer in the ’90s, her dead-end job, her sleazy landlord, her sloppy housemates, and, most of all, the terrible thing they all did. Luckily, that hasn’t caught up with her just yet. Until a new message in their old group chat pops up from ex-roommate Esme: “Everyone in the group chat will die.” The threat isn’t the most disconcerting part of this—it’s the fact that Esme died a year ago.
By: L.M. Chilton
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- Michele Daigle
- 04-14-25
Use an American narrator, not British for U.S. books please!
In the US we do not pronounce words that end with an A with an R. I knew immediately that the narrator was not American and British pronunciations continued through the book. I find it very frustrating myself.
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- Lynn
- 04-19-25
Murders and Mysteries and Mackinaw Island! I’m in!
A delightful who-done-it reminiscent of Agatha Christie with a modern twist. Full of fun, red herrings and colorful characters. Great from the first page to the last! Bravo!
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- Liz Sanders
- 04-28-25
Narrator not great, story very good!
I enjoyed the story enough to look past the narrator. Her telling of the story was well done, but the pronunciations were so off it was almost comical.
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- Caro
- 04-16-25
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If you are familiar with the Midwest American accent it is odd to listen to someone that doesn’t have a great grasp of it for the characters. It all sounds off and a few characters are cartoony in their narration.
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- Janel D.
- 04-24-25
The sheer entertainment was terrific.
What a fun story!! This is clever and captures the imagination. The writing is terrific.
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