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This Won't Take Long

100 Very Short Stories of Dangerous Relationships, Impaired Presidents, Frustrating Jobs and More

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This Won't Take Long

By: Matt Pais
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One hundred really short stories you can read on a commute, during a lunch break or in the bathroom, not that anyone ever reads anything there.

What's unique about this book: The pieces are divided into seven categories (Relationships, Politics, Family, Pop Culture, Work, Travel and ?) and were each written during a 15-minute bus ride to work.

Some are funny, some are sweet, some are disturbing. They're all intended to be entertaining, thought-provoking and leave you wanting more. Start from the beginning or jump to whichever categories appeal to you most.

Highlights include:
  • A bank robber realizes one of the hostages is his childhood best friend in "Tunnel"
  • America's political leaders depart for another planet in "Goodbye, Morons"
  • Pet store animals debate the merits of "A Dog's Purpose" in "Critics' Row"
  • A 6-year-old asks his parents what God looks like in "Filler"
  • A garbageman develops a crush on the other guy in the truck in "The Drop-Off"
Anthologies & Short Stories Genre Fiction Political Short Stories Funny

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