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Tim 3: Sliced, Diced and Cubed

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Tim 3: Sliced, Diced and Cubed

By: Mark Tufo
Narrated by: Sean Runnette
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Tim is back. After suffering a series of defeats at the hands of his archenemy, Yorley, he has found a new and unique way to continue his quest for the absolute destruction of mankind. And specifically Yorley. What better way to defeat a woman than to take one over?

Follow along as our antihero, Tim, tracks down and obliterates his prey.

©2016 Mark Tufo (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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Twisted Zombie Storyline • Demented Creative Twists • Excellent Narration • Captivating Sadistic Story • Memorable Antihero
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I was entertained, love Mark Tufo. Only complaint is a good hour + of the book wasted on descriptions of zombie deification (at least it seemed that way) and since I've read previous 2 Tim's seemed excessive.

Probably not for everyone

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loved all the other books by Mark Tufo, this one is no exception. Another series I am hooked on and the narrator makes it even better. Can not wait to see how Tim works this out.

great book

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these would make an excellent horror movie. the idea of a someone working with a zombie would be a good hook

these would make an excellent horror movie

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Mark Tufo is an amazing writer who always keeps me interested and excited to hear more!! If you like zombies or horror this series is awesome!!! I also love his Zombie Fallout series!! Have read and reread all of his work many times!!!

Love this series!!!

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I loved the whole series as gross horrible and wonderful as it was. mark tufo shows how vile and how wonderful humanity can be. this is his finest work

loved it

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Here I go again, going against the crowd. I loved TIM 1 and Tim 2, just read my reviews. I was excited about this book. My mistake, might have been, listening to it all in one day. For the first 5 hours I was loving it. In my mind he should have wound it up earlier instead of repeating everything over and over. I lost count of how many times I was told that when you eat a human and than excrete him out, it smells worse than any other excrement. The first time someone's penis was ripped off or eaten that was funny, the third time, NOT SO MUCH. I love books that come from the perspective of the bad guy and I appreciate Tufo creating this series. TIMOTHY was great simply for the novelty of it. In TIM 2, Tufo came up with the virus and a fat squeamish character. In Tim 3, he goes into a woman's body and the virus gets smarter. These were great additions. If only he would have left it at that and left out all the long lectures and flash backs and the constant repeating of the same jokes.
Sean was great.

THE ZOMBIE WHISPERER

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For every hero, there is an arch nemesis and vice versa. Evil Timothy has returned as has his nemesis Yorley. Having believed Timothy dead, Yorley goes off to survive in a world full of zombies. Well, for a while anyway - until Timothy can find her!

Timothy, however, is NOT dead – not by a long shot. He continues his reign of terror while living as a host-parasite with Manny and Scarlet in Scarlet’s body. From here, the fun begins as does the truly evil antics of Timothy. We are privy to why and how he became Timothy and we see the inner workings of his fears, mind and decision process. There is no doubt that Timothy is not one to be messed with for any reason. His mind knows no boundaries, there is nothing this guy won’t do to inflict even the littlest amount of pain.

Scarlet is a stunning woman forced to share a domicile (her body) with vile Tim-Tim as she likes to call him; as well as with Manny who is the virus and keeps their body healthy but dominates Scarlet. Manny only turns control over to his slave, Timothy in order to find food.

This is a very intense book. It is a true Mark Tufo book – a sick, demented, twisted bad-ass guy who has internal arguments laced with sarcasm and the most gut retching bathroom humor which only makes you grow fond of the bad guy!

Rich dialog and vivid descriptions and situations that suck the listener in and holds them hostage until the last second of the audio. The ending will stop you in your tracks! You won’t be able to breathe.

I have always enjoyed Mark Tufo’s books, each and every one of them. I enjoyed the creative twists in this book but … well, I am still struggling with the ending. Timothy is one of those characters that you can’t help but hate yet love too – you want to see him catch a break but then he does something so horribly vile you hope he dies. You keep expecting Timothy to somehow transform into a good guy – it won’t happen but .... one can hope.

Sean Runnette, narrator, does an excellent job! He becomes the characters in the book – he becomes the book itself – he blends into the story so adeptly that one cannot imagine a Tufo book without him. His voice oozes sarcasm, indignation, delight, confusion, fear – all emotions appropriately and with just the right amount. I could listen to Runnette narrate for hours on end. Talented and perceptive – he gets the characters and portrays them verbally providing the listeners with one enthralling listen!

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It is a true Mark Tufo book – a sick, demented...

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There is no doubt this was the best Tim yet. I can't really say there was anything at all I disliked. Gratuitous violence and my continuous feeling of nauseousness at some of the situations made for an awesome listening experience. The Tufo humor you get with all of marks books was excellent, I had a few people at work ask me if I was okay because I was laughing so hard with my ear buds in. For all the Tufo maniacs if you listen thoroughly you will find little things Mark put into the books for his chronic listens.
As for the narration you can never go wrong with Sean Runnette. Sean somehow always brings the writing to life. Overall I would say this was one of the best books I've listened to this year.

Absolutely loved it.

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The Tim series of books are a bit different than what we usually get from Mark Tufo but I believe there is a place for them in any fans library. Be warned, they are a bit graphic and gross but I enjoy them just the same. If your a Tufo fan then what are you waiting for?

Nice third book in the series! A fans must!

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LOVE! LOVE! LOVED the fact that there was a crossover with Zombie Fallout!!! I love Mark Tufo's work!!! He is hands down my FAVORITE author of all time and I have read alot of books in 36 years!!! You can't find a better narrator than Sean Runnette. He brings every character to life in the best way possible!!!! MORE! MORE! MORE! PLEASE!!!

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!

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