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Meet the Knights of Creation, a group of artistic friends struggling with society's standards of beauty. Barb, a stunningly beautiful costume designer, chooses to don a fat suit in hopes that it will help her meet the man of her dreams - a man who can see beyond her looks. Lily, Barb's brilliantly talented, unfortunate-looking musician friend, goes to fantastic lengths to attract the shallow man she loves. Penelope, neither beautiful nor talented, makes her living by selling hideous clay pots after convincing customers they’ve broken them. To complicate matters, the friends discover they may have a murderer in their midst, that Barb's calm disposition is more dangerously provocative than her beauty ever was, and that Lily's musical talents are more powerful than anyone could have imagined.
Imbued with Amanda Filipacchi's characteristic twisted charm and absurdist, satiric wit, The Unfortunate Importance of Beauty is touching, whimsical, and gorgeously strange.
©2015 Published by arrangement with W.W. Norton & Company, Inc. (P)2015 HighBridge, a division of Recorded BooksListeners also enjoyed...
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- By: Constance O' Day-Flannery
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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Maggie O'Shea knows that because of her dark past, there's no place for love in her life. She owns a successful store in Philadelphia, where she uses her special gifts to help the people she meets. Though this doesn't fulfill her, she is content. Most of the time.
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interesting and thought provoking
- By Kathy on 10-30-12
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A Thousand Pieces of You
- Firebird, Book 1
- By: Claudia Gray
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Marguerite Caine grew up surrounded by cutting-edge scientific theories, thanks to her brilliant physicist parents. Yet nothing is more astounding than her mother's latest invention - a device called the Firebird, which allows people to leap into alternate dimensions.
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Not Sci-Fi. Mostly Rory Gilmore introspection.
- By Peter Hudson on 01-25-17
By: Claudia Gray
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Manhattans and Murder
- The Murder, She Wrote Mysteries, Book 2
- By: Jessica Fletcher, Donald Bain
- Narrated by: Beth Porter
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Promoting her latest books brings best-selling mystery writer Jessica Fletcher to New York for Christmas. Her schedule includes book signings, chat-show appearances, department store shopping...and murder. But it all begins with a sidewalk Santa staring at Jessica with fear and recognition.
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A release of an older Donald Bain book in the series, thank goodness
- By Dorise on 02-01-19
By: Jessica Fletcher, and others
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Grace Under Pressure
- Manor House Mystery Series, Book 1
- By: Julie Hyzy
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
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Everyone wants a piece of millionaire Bennett Marshfield, owner of Marshfield Manor, but now it's up to new curator Grace Wheaton and handsome groundskeeper Jack Embers to protect dear old Marshfield. But to do this, they'll have to investigate a botched Ponzi scheme, some torrid Wheaton family secrets-and sour grapes out for revenge.
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Loved it!!!
- By Beatrice on 11-18-13
By: Julie Hyzy
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Three Brides, No Groom
- By: Debbie Macomber
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Back in their college days, Gretchen Wise had been engaged to a top law student. Carol Furness, head cheerleader, had said yes to the school’s football hero. And Maddie Cobain was the girl who’d fallen for a professor. Now the three of them gather around a popular fountain on the college grounds. This fountain was where lovers met, where promises were made...and broken. So it’s fitting that Gretchen, Carol and Maddie sit here to share their stories of betrayal and, yes, revenge.
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ZZZZZZzzzzz
- By Natalie on 07-01-12
By: Debbie Macomber
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Mind Dimensions, Books 0, 1, & 2
- By: Dima Zales
- Narrated by: Roberto Scarlato, Laura Jennings
- Length: 15 hrs and 49 mins
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The first three books in the Mind Dimensions series from a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author.... Darren's had it easy his whole life. Finishing Harvard at 18 and landing a lucrative job on Wall Street at 21 - all things are possible when you can cheat by stepping outside of time. Thanks to his ability, he's a know-it-all, but what he doesn't know is how he's able to do what he does. That's until he meets Mira and discovers her dangerous, hidden world.
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You will believe the unbelievable with this amaxibg sci fi story
- By Lokisgirl80 on 08-14-16
By: Dima Zales
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No Money Down
- By: Julie Moffett
- Narrated by: Kristin Watson Heintz
- Length: 2 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Me and the legendary Zimmerman twins - it's a friendship made in geek heaven. And it all started back when I worked for the NSA... My best friend Basia dragged me to the beach for her idea of a vacation. All those annoying people, sand in embarrassing places - not exactly R & R for a girl who doesn't like the sun, the ocean, or bathing suits. I couldn't wait to get back to work. But things started looking up when I ran into Elvis and Xavier Zimmerman. We discovered we had a lot in common: gaming, anchovies, hacking.
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Fun even a non-techie can follow
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 08-02-24
By: Julie Moffett
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State of the Onion
- A White House Chef Mystery, Book 1
- By: Julie Hyzy
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
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Introducing White House Assistant Chef Olivia Paras, who is rising-and sleuthing-to the top. Includes recipes for a complete presidential menu! Never let them see you sweat-that's White House Assistant Chef Olivia Paras's motto, which is pretty hard to honor in the most important kitchen in the world. She's hell-bent on earning her dream job, Executive Chef. There's just one thing: Her nemesis is vying for it, too. Well, that and the fact that an elusive assassin wants to see her fry.
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Annoying
- By Carla on 04-03-14
By: Julie Hyzy
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Die for Me
- By: Amy Plum
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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My life had always been blissfully, wonderfully normal. But it only took one moment to change everything. Suddenly, my sister, Georgia, and I were orphans. We put our lives into storage and moved to Paris to live with my grandparents. And I knew my shattered heart, my shattered life, would never feel normal again. Then I met Vincent. Mysterious, sexy, and unnervingly charming, Vincent Delacroix appeared out of nowhere and swept me off my feet. Just like that, I was in danger of losing my heart all over again. But I was ready to let it happen.
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What a pleasant ride!
- By Fee on 12-20-11
By: Amy Plum
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What Looks Like Crazy
- A Kate Holly Case, Book 1
- By: Charlotte Hughes
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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Psychologist Kate Holly's own life has become the stuff of intensive therapy. She's divorcing her gorgeous firefighter husband, she has an eccentric secretary, her mother and aunt have erected a vaguely sexual sculpture in her front yard, and her psychiatrist ex-boyfriend won't stop calling to find out what color panties she's wearing. Now, Kate's being bombarded with mysterious threats, and the only person who can help her is the one man who always makes her lose her mind - and heart.
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Boring reader.
- By Kevin on 04-18-17
By: Charlotte Hughes
What listeners say about Unfortunate Importance of Beauty
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- Kyle O'Brien
- 03-03-15
Interesting, but character issues
An interesting take on beauty with a few surreal twists, but I didn't think all the characters were realistic (Penelope and her relationship with the others) or necessary (jack, the token male friend who is not creative and role seems thin). Barb's reaction to the door man also made me nuts so I wasn't surprised with the finale sequence. Don't think I would recommend it, but entertaining
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-11-17
Wasn't amazing. But I didn't hate it.
I really loved some of the characters. But the plot was all over the place. I guess there were too many elements and strange literary gimmicks. It wasn't a fairytale. It wasn't science fiction or drama or mystery or magical realism it was kind of all of those things and none of them really worked cohesively, for me. But I like some of the particular aspects of the novel just not as a whole. The reader does male voices a little juvenile like, and some of the women are also strange sounding. But she herself has a lovely reading voice.
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- June
- 04-09-15
I hung in to the end, but wished I hadn't
First audiobook that I did not enjoy. The story was too superficial and unrealistic. I felt annoyed through much of it. The reader also did not make it easier to tolerate. Her Strad voice was so irritating. Hard to endure. Penelope wasn't much better.
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- RD
- 02-26-15
Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful...
...or shallow, or narcissistic, wear a colostomy bag, have boorish faux-intellectual friends, blah, blah, blah...................
This Is The Worst Book I Have EVER Read! It was so bad I had to finish it just to see if it was as bad as it was! Extremely unsympathetic characters, combined with amateurish writing and a convoluted storyline, made for agonizing, torturous reading.
The author stole/combined plots from Cinderella, Cyrano De Bergerac, Phantom of the Opera, Terminator 2, any Michael Connelly/Harry Bosch novel, Frozen, et al, and kludged together something best used as a script for a very bad Lifetime For Woman movie.
I found myself wanting to stab the lead character in the throat with a chard of glass (You'll get the reference if you read this book...WHICH I DON"T RECOMMEND)
As I was reading, I thought maybe the author was trying for the absurd...the tongue and cheek... but, no, she was serious. I won't get into the main premise of the book, because other reviewers have done so, other than to say the commentary is faulty, banal, and hypocritical.
My fellow Audiblers, this book was so bad that I am not even going to try and get my credit back. I am willing to take the hit...to sacrifice my own hard earned dollars...just to warn you all to save your credit! That is just how giving, loving, beautiful, self-sacrificing, and wonderful I am.... (another nod to the book...LOL)
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- mpsh61
- 07-25-15
A modern day fairy tale
A mystery, drama, love story intertwined with a little bit of the supernatural! Such a fun read! I deeply enjoyed it!
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- Joyce
- 03-08-15
May Your Eyes Always See True Beauty
What did you love best about Unfortunate Importance of Beauty?
The Unfortunate Importance of Beauty blew my mind. The title is catchy, and you know what the story will be about just from those five words. But there is so much more, and absolutely nothing you are expecting.
What did you like best about this story?
The things I liked best about The Unfortunate Importance of beauty was that, by the time the narrator read "The End", I was cheering and couldn't wait to write this review. The characters are creative people who are all deeply and sometimes permanently flawed. However, their gifts are great. their hearts greater. The friendship between them is more of a family than 10,000 relatives could provide. The varied mysteries, the magical abilities, the weird supernatural elements that just made sense - - - did I just write that? I adored this story. Though I did find the narration a little clumsy at the beginning of the story, by the end of the story, I completely got it.
Which character – as performed by Christina Delaine – was your favorite?
Choosing a favorite character is difficult. They were all so richly written that it would be like sitting with all of my weird friends looking at me and said "which one of us is your bestie?" Barb was hard to understand as a person, at first. But very early in the story, I thought "Okay, I think I get it." But then there's Lily, the complete opposite of Barb in every way. And Penelope, and Jack, and Peter. . . and and. Nope. Can't do it.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Where my world stopped and nothing else mattered in my life but "The Unfortunate Importance of Beauty" was when Lily mastered the art of beautification through music. I wish I could say more without giving anything away, but let me just say I forgot all about Barb's problems and was 100% about Lily. Practically to the end of the story - Lily.
Any additional comments?
If you're reading this review, spend the credit. It's a great story. Sometimes completely weird, quirky and incredible - it's still a great story.
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- Brian
- 02-19-15
Shockingly bad - I could not finish
I was hoping for an engaging romp based on the book description, but what I got was so insipid and poorly written that I finally had to shut it off and delete it. An idiotic and unbelievable plot line coupled with characters so shallow and odious that it was near torture to continue listening. This author must have had some very bad experiences with men for her to write this kind of dreck. Ugh!
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- S. Charles
- 02-25-15
A must read!
If you could sum up Unfortunate Importance of Beauty in three words, what would they be?
insightful, thought-provoking, beautiful
What other book might you compare Unfortunate Importance of Beauty to and why?
I have never read a book like it. It is unique just like it's characters. It has a genera formula for problem, love, solution, but the story is not like one I have read before.
What does Christina Delaine bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
A gentleness to Lilly's character and depth of feeling to the others in the group.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
After the first hour, yes. It took me a bit to get through the history.
Any additional comments?
To me the identity of the 'murder' was predicable, but the story behind it was not. I would have liked to know what kay stood for.
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- Seamonkey
- 10-07-15
Terrible...finished it so I could hate it More.
Can anyone relate to this book? Nobody in the real world talks like these characters and they are all ridiculous archetypes. Barb is some sort of all-knowing sociopath who is blaming the fact that she doesn't have a mate on the assumption that all men are shallow...when she should be looking at the fact that she's c r a z y. Wow...brown eyes, grey hair and a fat suit are what she considers ugly? No, ridiculous character, an oblivious judgmental personality makes You ugly, here. The narrator worsens the whole deal by making Barb sound like she's a seething psycho. Lady, if everyone you meet ends up never seeing your true value, you're meeting people in the wrong places. I wish I could physically throw this book in the garbage.
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- HLC
- 05-01-23
Free was too expensive
Ridiculous dialog, characters, situations. I couldn't go with it even if I tried to listen to it as satire.
Narrator was good.
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