
Unicorns Are Jerks
Succubus Schemes, Book 3
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Narrated by:
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Nikki Diamond
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By:
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Doug X.
About this listen
This is the third novella in the series Succubus Schemes. These novellas will form one serial novel titled appropriately enough Succubus Schemes. In this novella the succubus Helen attempts to make good on her promise to obtain a unicorn as a present to her girlfriend the part elven mage Amy, to make up for a slight relationship mistake. This involves a visit to Helen's frenemy Magnus and a good amount of hijinks and chaos ensues.
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