
Unwrap My Heart
Or, It's Time for Mummies
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Sarah Hatheway
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Alex Falcone
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Ezra Fox
About this listen
Sofia is just a normal high school girl, worried about getting her homework done and looking cool in the lunchroom, when he shows up: a devastatingly handsome new kid, mysteriously covered in decaying bandages, and staring at her from the empty holes where his eyes should be. She thinks he's just a hipster, but is there more to this handsome stranger than meets the eye? Yes. He's a mummy. We're not really making a secret about this. The twist is he's a mummy. It's a book about a girl who falls in love with a mummy. We've read young adult books about teenage girls unknowingly falling in love with vampires, werewolves, angels, demons, fairies, mermen, warlocks, dreamwalkers, and trolls. Seriously, there was one about trolls. It's time for mummies, dammit. It's time for mummies.
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- Audio Booky
- 05-19-17
Love the book and the podcast
Great book actually made me laugh audibly in the middle of work. I got some weird looks from people but totally worth it for this delightful book. Keep up the good work on the podcast Read it and Weep and I look forward to another book some day.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-26-23
That happened
If you were reading Twilight and thought to yourself… what if Bella Swan had a traumatic brain injury but also fell in love. Then this is for you.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-06-23
This book changed my life
For the worse. I’ll never recover, I’ve never felt so uncomfortable while listening to an audio book. I gagged. 10/10
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- Willowmea
- 09-08-23
truly a satire
that was such a fun story!
going into it knowing it's a satire of twilight. made a difference. I'm kinda sad it was only 4 hours. twas a bit of river dancing around necro...ya know what just get it. if you like cheese campy humor, you'll love this. funny joke on romance monster books.
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- Heather M.
- 01-05-23
Good book, terrible voice
I liked the book, but cannot stand the monotone voice this is read in. It was difficult to listen to just because of the voice, otherwise it was a great book.
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- She's in Mordor
- 08-19-23
Refreshing & Fun
Oh man, I flew through this book so fast!! I found myself audibly laughing multiple times. This is so genuinely enjoyable that it takes a stab at the general take on YA monster romance. It doesn't take itself too seriously, while paving the way for a fresh take on a more grounded & realistic heroine. Can't wait for the next installments!!
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- Robert Gaymer
- 02-04-22
I'm losing my shit Scoob
This is probably the best parody of the monster romance trope ever. Shame there was no mummy sex 🤧
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- ItsMixieFka
- 08-17-23
Refreshing!
I thoroughly enjoyed this! It was funny, romantic, the end was action packed. The plot is great and pretty well thought out in my opinion. Happy ending! I’d love more! I know it was a joke and is making fun of a certain book series about vampires, which I loved as a teen. As a rat (iykyk) who still loves those books (even if they’re problematic) Unwrap My Heart has stolen my heart
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- Jason
- 12-16-23
Hilarious
This was light and so fun. Definitely recommend to any who like tongue-in-cheek humor.
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- Hilliard
- 02-03-22
fantastic
I kid you not this is one of the best stories I have ever read it well worth the single Audible credit
fantastic voice acting
undeniably the best story of all time
The main character is very relatable but not like other girls
i’ve been going through some rough time in my life and this story really opened my eyes and brought new insight into my life
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