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Narrated by:
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Jim Frangione
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By:
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Spencer Quinn
About this listen
Chet the dog, "the most lovable narrator in all of crime fiction" (Boston Globe), and his human partner Bernie Little find themselves high in the mountains this holiday season to help Dame Ariadne Carlisle, a renowned author of bestselling Christmas mysteries, find Rudy, her lead reindeer and good luck charm, who has gone missing.
At Kringle Ranch, Dame Ariadne's expansive mountain spread, Chet discovers that he is not fond of reindeer. But the case turns out to be about much more than reindeer after Dame Ariadne's personal assistant takes a long fall into Devil's Purse, a deep mountain gorge. When our duo discovers that someone very close to Dame Ariadne was murdered in that same spot decades earlier, they start looking into that long ago unsolved crime.
But as they reach into the past, the past is also reaching out for them. Can they unlock the secrets of Dame Ariadne's life before they too end up at the bottom of the gorge? Is Rudy somehow the key?
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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Ever since he made his first appearance in A Study In Scarlet, Sherlock Holmes has enthralled and delighted millions of fans throughout the world. Now Audible is proud to present Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, read by Stephen Fry. A lifelong fan of Doyle's detective fiction, Fry has narrated the definitive collection of Sherlock Holmes - four novels and four collections of short stories. And, exclusively for Audible, Stephen has written and narrated eight insightful introductions, one for each title.
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Sloan will go through hell and back for those she loves. And she does so, every single day. Caught up with the alluring Asa Jackson, a notorious drug trafficker, Sloan has finally found a lifeline to cling to, even if it’s meant compromising her morals. She was in dire straits trying to pay for her brother’s care until she met Asa. But as Sloan became emotionally and economically reliant on him, he in turn developed a disturbing obsession with her—one that becomes increasingly dangerous every day.
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Triggering and poor narration
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Kidnappers grabbed Jenna in broad daylight, right in front of her children and their horrified classmates. Her family was issued an insane ransom demand: $25 million in cash and jewels, payable by the end of the school day, otherwise they’ll never see her again. As Jenna’s mother scrambles to gather the money, detectives Mo Butler and George Ortega follow the trail of the kidnappers, which will lead them through a sordid landscape of jealous lovers, broken dreamers, and twisted schemers. But every second counts, and there’s one thing Jenna Wade doesn’t have: very much time.
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- jan
- 11-12-23
Feel good series
I’ve listened to all the Chet and Bernie books and eagerly await the next one. They are laugh out loud good. I know I will be in for a solid mystery told as only Chet can do.
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- Willow
- 10-27-23
One so good I’ll listen again!
Love the series and #14 is my favorite to date. Endearing narrator. Well developed characters with good back stories. Chet and Bernie are terrific. What a great break it is to listen to💕
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- Barbara D.
- 06-15-24
Always a winner.
Love Chet and Bernie, a dynamic duo. I think Chet's dialog is the topping on the cake.
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- Sherrie Lynne
- 05-18-24
Big Fan
I'm a big Chet and Bernie fan and this was not exception. Enjoyed it all. Sometimes after an intense book or two, I like to kick back and relax with something fun. That's Chet and Bernie. Funny as ever.
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- Kate
- 12-06-24
Short but worth the listen
Chet and Bernie on the Christmas case!! A somewhat shorter story but still full of Chet’s antics with a sprinkle of Christmas magic!
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- Lando Lakes
- 04-07-24
Love it
It’s funny, lighthearted and we all liked it. Thank you the cleaver storyline I will be reading the next one
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- Linda Johnson
- 07-28-24
Chet!!
Wonderful!!! Love all the Chet and Bernie books!! Please write more of them!! Love the narrator too!!!
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- sonny
- 08-24-24
Love the dog pov
Interesting story line. Good author. Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bka
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- BadWolf10
- 11-06-23
Never Disappointing!
I love Chet & Bernie mysteries! I've listened to all of them and this latest adventure does not disappoint - the perfect mix of great characters, fun stories, humor (I'll be chuckling about Barney Small and Champ for a while) and, of course, Chet!
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- Anthony
- 04-16-24
The desert star.
Love the narrator who is Chet in the story. we love the way Chet tells the story and gives his dog opinions.
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