Vampires Need Not...Apply?
An Accidentally Yours Novel
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This is book four in the New York Times and USA Today best-selling Accidentally Yours paranormal romance series.
Meet Dr. Antonio Acero. Heir to Spain's wealthiest family, world-renowned physicist, and dedicated bachelor. While on vacation in southern Mexico, Antonio discovers an ancient Mayan tablet. Local legends say it contains magical properties, properties that could put his stalling research on the map.
But is this really his lucky break?
When Antonio attempts to put the tablet to use, he'll discover that Fate has other plans. Her name is Ixtab, and she's quite possibly the deadliest deity who ever lived.
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Alexander Roman wants nothing to do with the controlling rulers of his vampire breed or the family he escaped from a hundred years ago. But as a new threat to the pureblood vampires emerges, Alexander's ties to the past are forced upon him again, and without warning, he finds himself - disoriented, terrified, and near death - at the door of a stranger. Dr. Sara Donahue is dedicated to removing the traumatic memories of her patients - like those of the stranger at her front door.
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Saucy, Sexy & Steamy!!
- By Lisa on 08-15-13
By: Laura Wright
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Blood Rights
- House of Comarré, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
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Born into a life of secrets and service, Chrysabelle's body bears the telltale marks of a comarré - a special race of humans bred to feed vampire nobility. When her patron is murdered, she becomes the prime suspect, which sends her running into the mortal world... and into the arms of Malkolm, an outcast vampire cursed to kill every being from whom he drinks. Now, Chrysabelle and Malkolm must work together to stop a plot to merge the mortal and supernatural worlds.
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A Good Book that no one knows about
- By Sheri on 11-15-12
By: Kristen Painter
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Elemental Mating
- By: Milly Taiden
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Tess Irondale
- Length: 6 hrs and 54 mins
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Brilliant scientist Melinda Caster has discovered a new strain of the Zika virus that stimulates synaptic growth in embryos, causing neuron development beyond normal human levels. Way beyond, like ESP-levels of cognitive abilities. When the lab is broken into, Melinda realizes that someone has been keeping tabs on her research and wants it for themselves. A happy accident destroys critical data before it can fall into the wrong hands, but unfortunately that makes Melinda and her perfect memory a target.
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Good story!
- By NancyB on 11-27-17
By: Milly Taiden
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Forbidden: World of Nightwalkers, Book 1
- By: Jacquelyn Frank
- Narrated by: Xe Sands
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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The unexpected happens in an instant. On her way to work, secretary Docia Waverley hurtles into a crashing crossroads, and she quickly begins to suspect that things will never be the same. Then, when a tall, blond, muscular stranger intervenes on her behalf, telling her it is his duty to protect her at all cost, what is just a feeling turns to proof positive. That is, as long as Docia's savior doesn't turn out to be a crazed kidnapper.... When Ram finds Docia, he has no doubt that she is his queen.
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"It's ménage à everybody!" ...I was so confused
- By Katherine on 11-19-12
By: Jacquelyn Frank
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Mark of the Witch
- By: Maggie Shayne
- Narrated by: Megan Hayes
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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A lapsed Wiccan, Indira Simon doesn't believe in magic anymore. But when strange dreams of being sacrificed to an ancient Babylonian god have her waking up with real rope burns on her wrists, she's forced to acknowledge that she may have been too hasty in her rejection of the unknown. Then she meets mysterious and handsome Father Thomas.
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Nothing original here
- By Aimee on 10-03-12
By: Maggie Shayne
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One Bite With a Stranger
- The Others Series
- By: Christine Warren
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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When Regina's friends insist on setting her up a "Fantasy Fix" to help her get over her cheating ex, she dreams up some kinky out-of-this-world encounters that they could never possibly bring to life. But the next thing Regina knows, her friends have got her laced into a shiny black corset, tight leather pants, and a sexy pair of stilettos. It's time for some downtown vampire-fantasy fun...
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Don't judge the entire Others series by Book 1
- By Erin on 08-25-12
By: Christine Warren
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Afterlife
- Afterlife Saga, Book 1
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Rebecca Rainsford
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
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Afterlife...just some gothic nightclub where gossip is fuelled by the presence of a rich and unearthly, handsome family or afterlife...the strange place where time seems to stand still and guests feel the presence of something more powerful held within the confines of the VIP. Keira is new to this small, cold town and is running from a past that seems to feast on her darkest memories. She finds living with her sister away from English soil to be just the ticket to the new life she is trying desperately to find.
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It is a good book yet it is NOT in many ways
- By Lexi on 11-29-16
By: Stephanie Hudson
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Death's Daughter
- By: Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Calliope Reaper-Jones so just wanted a normal life: buying designer shoes on sale, dating guys from Craig’s List, web-surfing for organic dim-sum for her boss. But when her father - who happens to be Death himself - is kidnapped, and the Devil’s Protege embarks on a hostile takeover of the family business, Death, Inc., Callie returns home to assume the CEO mantle - only to discover she must complete three nearly impossible tasks in the realm of the afterlife first.
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Don't Stop After Chapter 1
- By Dana on 03-29-14
By: Amber Benson
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Blood Ties Book One
- The Turning
- By: Jennifer Armintrout
- Narrated by: Elenna Stauffer
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
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I'm no coward. I want to make that perfectly clear. But after my life turned into a horror movie, I take fear a lot more seriously now. I finally became Dr. Carrie Ames just eight months ago. Then I was attacked in the hospital morgue by a vampire. Just my luck.
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if you love 'bodice ripper novels'...
- By Victoria on 11-03-08
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The Dark Ones
- Dark Ones Saga, Book 1
- By: Rachel Van Dyken
- Narrated by: Chris Chambers, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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To touch a Dark One is death. To talk to an immortal is suicide. Yet, I've been marked by both. A Vampire. And the King of the immortals. My life is no longer my own. And now I know the truth, my life was never mine to begin with. It was theirs.
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Wow. Just, wow.
- By Colleen on 08-28-18
By: Rachel Van Dyken
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Lazy Son
- Hell's Son, Book 1
- By: Eve Langlais
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
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The problem with being born with expectations is the failure to live up to any. Christopher might be the antichrist, but taking over the world and leading the minions of darkness sounds like a lot of work. And while slacking is a sin his supposed dad Lucifer approves of, his lack of goals is a problem. Personally, Christopher would rather just work hard enough to make ends meet - and maybe buy a six-pack. But fate is conspiring against him.
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Brilliant surprise
- By debbolsen on 01-10-19
By: Eve Langlais
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- Cornelia
- 03-28-14
Bold, spicy, thrilling and entertaining
Would you consider the audio edition of Vampires Need Not...Apply? to be better than the print version?
I love how Helen Wick reads it, so, yes, I prefer the audio
What was one of the most memorable moments of Vampires Need Not...Apply??
Poor goddess of suicide and her decision to become goddess of happiness
What does Helen Wick bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Humor, extreme sensitivity to Mimi's style of writing
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
All of the above....
Any additional comments?
Review of vampires need not apply? By Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
As usual I loved it from the first words to the pause, though I want to kill Mimi for leaving me hanging in there, no it's not a cliffhanger, but obviously I can't get enough of this author.
If one asks me, yes get the book!
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- Reader2121
- 03-09-15
Another great book!
This is my second favorite book in the series!! I really liked the hero in the book more so than the others! The leading lady was awesome! I loved learning about her role as a God and love the creativity behind it. The romance is smokin hot!!! And the audio narrator Helen Cook is perfection five stars isn't enough!!! 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 bravo well done!
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- CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
- 05-28-14
ANOTHER ENJOYABLE & FUN-FILLED ADDITION
Super sexy, handsome, womanising Vampire and Physicist Antonio has found a Mayan magical Tablet that he's trying to activate. Ixtab, the Goddess of Suicide, is drawn to him because he looks exactly like her long dead love who she accidentally killed and also she finds out Antonio can touch her without dying unlike every other being which is a n unexpected plus in her books.
As the good v evil end of the world battle continues they, along with various other quirky loveable characters, get caught up in all the action, suspense and drama. Told from different characters POV (but mainly Antonio and Ixtab) there's witty banter, funny situations, plot twists and a slow building romance as the Prophecy plays out.
Worth a credit? If you have been following this series then YES as it's nearly over…. but don't jump in here if you haven't because you have missed so much.
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- Lina Marie
- 11-17-16
It keeps getting better!!!
This series is one of the best I've come across. It has everything. Love, hate, sibling rivalry, pregnancy, and alcoholism. All the drama one would love to hear about in a audible book. The length was perfect. It left off on a cliffhanger, but hey! What good book would tell you a damn good story all in one. It screams to purchase the next one to hear the rest. It's not only a must listen, it's a multiple times listen. The narrator did a awesome job with the multiple accents and her Spanish..... (In the male and female
voice mind you) I have to say went way beyond my expectations. 10 out of 10!
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- Carl E. Reed
- 09-01-22
Read this before Imm. Matchmakers
Please read this series before Immortal Matchmakers, You will be hooked by the end. I just loved them all!
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