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My Weird School Special
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Maxwell Glick
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By:
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Dan Gutman
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With more than 23 million books sold, the My Weird School series really gets kids into books!
In honor of Presidents’ Day, A.J. and Andrea from Ella Mentry will compete against their Dirk School rivals in the ultimate Presidents’ Day Challenge! The winning school will get bragging rights, a free trip to an amusement park, and a top-secret prize.
The only problem is that A.J. doesn’t know anything about US presidents, unless it involves their use of toilets! Will A.J. and Andrea be able to work together as a team and bring home the win?
Best-selling author Dan Gutman brings his kid-friendly sense of humor to this special series of after-school chapter books featuring hilarious stories.
This is one weird Presidents’ Day special you won’t want to miss!
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- Eliza
- 01-09-20
Awsome book
15 Stars
I liked that it said "I hate February"instead of "I hate school".I did not like that it had fewer chapters.
I would recommend this book to my dad because it is a good book.
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