When Life Gives You Pears
The Healing Power of Family, Faith, and Funny People
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Jeannie Gaffigan
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Jim Gaffigan
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Jeannie Gaffigan
About this listen
In an audiobook that is The Big Sick meets Dad Is Fat, Jeannie Gaffigan, writer/director/producer/accused supermom and wife of best-selling author/comedian Jim Gaffigan, writes with humor and heart about the pear-sized brain tumor she had removed, the toll it took on her enormous family, and the priceless lessons she learned along the way.
In 2017, Jeannie's life came to a crashing halt when she was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain tumor. As the mother of five kids - six if you include her husband - sat in the neurosurgery department in star-covered sweats too whimsical for the seriousness of the situation, all she could think was, "Am I going to die?"
Thankfully, Jeannie and her family were able to survive their time of crisis, and now she is sharing her deeply personal journey through this miraculous story: the challenging conversations she had with her children; how she came to terms with feeling powerless and ferociously crabby while bedridden and unable to eat for a month; and how she ultimately learned, re-learned, and re-re-learned to be more present in life.
With sincerity and hilarity, Jeannie invites you into her heart (and brain) during this trying time, emphasizing the importance of family, faith, and humor as keys to her recovery and leading a more fulfilling life.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
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- Narrated by: Mitch Albom
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Chika Jeune was born three days before the devastating earthquake that decimated Haiti in 2010. She spent her infancy in a landscape of extreme poverty, and when her mother died giving birth to a baby brother, Chika was brought to The Have Faith Haiti Orphanage that Albom operates in Port Au Prince. With no children of their own, the 40-plus children who live, play, and go to school at the orphanage have become family to Mitch and his wife, Janine. But at age five, Chika is suddenly diagnosed with something a doctor there says "no one in Haiti can help you with."
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BUY READ AND RECOMMEND THIS BOOK
- By The Birds. on 11-05-19
By: Mitch Albom
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Missing Parts
- By: Lucinda Berry
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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Growing up abandoned by her father and raised by a single mother, Celeste was determined to create the perfect family - but even perfect families have secrets. Her days are filled with a rewarding career, a devoted husband, and her four-year-old daughter. Celeste is the only one who knows the precarious house of cards her family is built upon - until the day her daughter falls critically ill. Then her world quickly spirals out of control, her secret threatening to destroy her marriage, family, reputation, and sanity.
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SPOILER ALERT. Sigh...
- By Kelly on 10-08-20
By: Lucinda Berry
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How to Get Run Over by a Truck
- A Memoir
- By: Katie McKenna
- Narrated by: Katie McKenna
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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People often say, "I feel like I've been run over by a truck." Katie actually was. On a sunny morning bike ride in Brooklyn, 24-year-old Katie McKenna was forever changed when she was run over by an 18-wheeler. Being crushed under a massive semi wasn't something Katie should have survived. After 10 hours of emergency surgery, she woke to find herself in a body and a life that would never be the same.
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Funny and an amazing story.
- By T. Thompson on 12-16-16
By: Katie McKenna
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When Your Parent Becomes Your Child
- A Journey of Faith Through My Mother's Dementia
- By: Ken Abraham
- Narrated by: Tim Lundeen
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
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At first, Ken Abraham wrote off his mother’s changes in behavior as quirks that just come with old age. There was memory loss, physical decline, hygiene issues, paranoia, and uncharacteristic attitudes. He soon realized that dementia had changed her life - and his family’s - forever. According to the Alzheimer’s Association, an estimated 5.4 million Americans of all ages have Alzheimer’s disease. That’s one in eight older Americans. More than likely, that figure includes someone you know and love.
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Very Christian and not very useful so far
- By Cat288 on 11-29-15
By: Ken Abraham
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Messenger
- The Legacy of Mattie J. T. Stepanek and Heartsongs
- By: Jeni Stepanek
- Narrated by: Jeni Stepanek
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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Oprah Winfrey has called him an inspiration, Maya Angelou saw him as a kindred spirit and fellow poet, and Jimmy Carter described Mattie Stepanek as the "most remarkable person I have ever known". When Jerry Lewis received his lifetime achievement award at the Oscars, footage of Mattie played behind him. Five years after his death from a rare neuromuscular disease, Mattie is still being celebrated for his indomitable spirit and message of hope.
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Loved Jeni telling Mattie’s story
- By Hello Mrs. on 12-29-22
By: Jeni Stepanek
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Phantom Limb
- A Gripping Psychological Thriller
- By: Lucinda Berry
- Narrated by: Kate Marcin
- Length: 6 hrs and 55 mins
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Emily and Elizabeth spent their childhood locked in a bedroom and terrorized by a mother who drank too much and disappeared for days. The identical twins were rescued by a family determined to be their saviors. But there are some horrors love can’t erase....
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Not a fan of the ending.....
- By Dr. loLafolana on 08-10-20
By: Lucinda Berry
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The Stuff that Never Happened
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- By: Maddie Dawson
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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Annabelle McKay knows she shouldn’t have any complaints. She’s been in a stable marriage that’s lasted almost three decades and has provided her with two wonderful children and thousands of family dinners around a sturdy oak table. Other wives envy the fact that Grant is not the type of man who would ever cheat on her or leave her for a younger woman. The trouble is Annabelle isn’t sure she wants to be married to Grant anymore. The trouble is she’s still in love with someone else.
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Don’t pass this one up.
- By Lauren on 03-10-20
By: Maddie Dawson
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- June M Powell
- 10-10-19
It was a wonderfully told story.
When I listen to audible I’m driving or working in the house. This story had me pulled in from the forward. I loved it. I was routing for Jeannie. What a personal account of a family and the power of love.
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- Marian
- 05-27-20
Heartwarming and funny!
Thanks for sharing your story. Really enjoyed it and learned a lot too. Your family sounds wonderful and shows how it should be done when someone in the family has a crisis.
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- cathy trow
- 12-01-19
Couldnt stop listening!
I bought the audio book after seeing Jeanne on EWTN. 24 hours later, I finished it. I couldn’t stop listening to this story of love, surrender, hope and trust in God and others. What an experience in your family to have and grow from. It goes to show you, prove even, that God can make good from bad. He doesn’t return us to where we were before, but to a greater place with Him as our center. Thank you Jeanne for writing it, for persevering through such a trial and in keeping a loving, giving perspective of faith and family first. You are a great inspiration and I hope many will read this book. I will endorse it fully to my friends and family! God bless you and Jim and all your beautiful kids. Cathy
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- Mel
- 12-09-23
The inspiration I needed
As a parent who’s toddler was treated for a CPP last month and who is currently in inpatient rehab, I was looking for guidance and inspiration. Happy I came across this book in an online search for information on this rare tumor type. This book provided me an “inside friend” as I listened to it in spurts whilst going through the toughest time in my life. Thank you, Jeannie, for writing this book filled with life lessons, humor and hope. <3 MT
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- sueshef
- 10-17-19
Unexpected heart wrenching honesty and humor.
Her humor and honesty were refreshing. I could visualize her in all of the situations. I have always loved her husbands humor, now I am a fan of her also. Can’t wait till their kids write their books!
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- Carl Marchese
- 04-23-20
Spectacular
A beautiful, honest and faithful memoir. Thank you for sharing your transformation Jeannie Gaffigan. I laughed and cried and couldn’t have picked a better book for my first Audible listen (least of all in a pandemic).
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- Matt Lind
- 10-15-19
Thank you!!
Thank you for sharing your story so openly! Praying that it helps everyone that reads it. Many blessings to you and your family!!
We are HUGE Gaffigan FANS 💖💖💖
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- Maren E
- 11-29-19
LOVED IT!!!!
This was a totally uplifting experience! The perfect balance of tenderness, giggles and inspiration! I can’t wait to recommend it to everyone I know
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- Rich Hayami
- 10-29-20
Go get this book!
Hilarious, heartwarming, scary, and, well, just a great personal travelogue of the experience of the removal and recovery from a brain tumor, and the love and support of God, family, friends, and team required to have it be successful.
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- Michael
- 04-24-20
Life-affirming book by a favorite family
Absolutely wonderful, funny, life-affirming book that will entertain and add value to your life!Absolutely wonderful, funny, life-affirming book that will entertain and add value to your life!
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