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Narrated by:
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Steve Downes
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By:
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Tadhg Culley
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You Can't Park 'Ere! is a Comedy Novella about Traffic Wardens. Marek, a 20-year-old fresh recruit, is a Polish man who recently moved to the U.K but dreams of one day becoming a Police Officer. He is taken under the wing by Mosi, an ex-child soldier from Sierra Leone, who teaches him the tricks of the trade on how to best avoid grief from the public while dishing out parking tickets, how to side-step hassle from Management, and how to always focus on a side-hustle, at all times, no matter the circumstances....
Tadhg Culley is a Screenwriter, Author and Poet from Staffordshire, England, who was born in British Forces Germany. He has written over eight-hundred poems, twenty audiobooks, ten feature film screenplays, nine novellas, eight TV series scripts, three guidebooks, one novelette, one collection of short stories and one memoir. He has written short-from projects across many genres and platforms. Unfortunately, he was also a Traffic Warden for two miserable years....
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