
The Write Hook
The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 1
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Hollis McCarthy
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By:
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Robyn Peterman
About this listen
Midlife is full of surprises. Not all of them are working for me.
At 42, I’ve had my share of ups and downs. Relatively normal, except when the definition of normal changes...drastically.
New York Times best-selling romance author: Check
Amazing besties: Check
Lovely home: Check
Pet cat named Thick Stella who wants to kill me: Check
Wacky-tabacky-dealing aunt: Check
Cheating husband banging the weather girl on our kitchen table: Check
Nasty divorce: Oh, yes
Characters from my novels coming to life: Umm...yes
Crazy: Possibly
Four months of wallowing in embarrassed depression should be enough. I’m beginning to realize that no one is who they seem to be, and my life story might be spinning out of my control. It’s time to take a shower, put on a bra, and wear something other than sweatpants. Difficult, but doable.
With my friends - real and imaginary - by my side, I need to edit my life before the elusive darkness comes for all of us.
The plot is no longer fiction. It’s my reality, and I’m writing a happy-ever-after no matter what. I just have to find the write hook.
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- Length: 9 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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For four years, Elle Winnick and Quinn Camden have shared a standing date as friends—no expectations, no strings attached. After all, a romantic relationship between them seems impossible. Elle’s roots are firmly planted in Tennessee, tethered to her life and family, while her trust in love remains fragile after a devastating heartbreak. Meanwhile, Quinn is immersed in managing his father’s company and preparing to inherit his family’s ancestral estate in England—a destiny predetermined since his childhood.
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It’s a Wonderful Midlife Crisis
- The Good to the Last Death Series, Book 1
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Thirty-nine was a fantastic year. I was married to the man I loved. I had a body that worked without creaking. My grandma, who raised me, was still healthy, and life was pretty damned good. But as they say, all good things come to an end. One year later, I’m a widow. My joints are starting to ache. Gram is in the nursing home, and dead people think my home is some kind of supernatural bed-and-breakfast. Gluing body parts onto semi-transparent people has become a side job - deceased people I’m not even sure are actually there.
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Pwf perfection!
- By Biggs_bookshelf on 05-02-21
By: Robyn Peterman
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Switching Hour: Magic and Mayhem Book One
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Stephanie Riggio
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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Released from the magic pokey and paroled with limited power is enough to make any witch grumpy. However, if you throw in a recently resurrected cat, a lime-green Kia, and a sexy egotistical werewolf, it's enough to make a gal fly off the edge. Not to mention a mission...with no freaking directions. So here I sit in Asscrack, West Virginia, trying to figure out how to complete my mysterious mission before All Hallows Eve when I'll get turned into a mortal.
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This is funny?
- By Alexis on 05-28-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Recipe for Love
- Jupiter Tides, Book 1
- By: Anne Malcom
- Narrated by: Valerie Starre
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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Nora Henderson is of the opinion that chocolate cures almost everything. Which, among a few other reasons, is why she opened her bakery in the small town of Jupiter, Maine five years ago. Nora's life is good. On the surface, at least. Underneath the frosting and the sweet décor of her bakery is a broken engagement, doubt, and anxiety spirals.
By: Anne Malcom
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How Hard Can It Be?
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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What happens when an accountant decides to grab life by the horns and try something new? Apparently a pirate named Dave, a lot of pastel fleece, and blackmail - just to start with. Visualize and succeed, Oprah said. I was sure as hell trying, even if my campaign to score a job as the local weather girl had ended in a restraining order. Okay, TV was not my strength. But a lack of talent has never stopped me before. Which is why I've embarked on a writing career. I mean, how hard can it be to come up with a sexy romance?
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Caution: so funny, you'll wet your pants!
- By Nicholette on 08-24-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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Fashionably Dead
- By: Robyn Peterman
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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Vampyres don't exist. They absolutely do not exist. At least I didn't think they did 'til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? Now I'm a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren't bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite, and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe.
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Porn
- By Jo Mc on 05-11-17
By: Robyn Peterman
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How to Save an Undead Life
- Beginner's Guide to Necromancy Series, Book 1
- By: Hailey Edwards
- Narrated by: Rebecca Mitchell
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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Grier Woolworth spends her nights weaving spooky tales of lost souls and tragedies for tourists on the streets of downtown Savannah. Hoop skirt and parasol aside, it's not a bad gig. The pay is crap, but the tips keep the lights on in her personal haunted mansion and her pantry stocked with ramen. Life is about as normal as it gets for an ex-necromancer hiding among humans - until the society that excommunicated Grier offers her a second chance at being more than ordinary. Too bad no one warned her the trouble with being extraordinary is it can get you killed.
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Kindle’s text-to-speech voice is better narrator!
- By Mombru on 02-03-20
By: Hailey Edwards
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A Ghoulish Midlife
- Witching After Forty Series, Book 1
- By: Lia Davis, L.A. Boruff
- Narrated by: Coleen Marlo
- Length: 4 hrs
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Widow and empty nester Ava Harper never dreamed of turning 40 without the love of her life. Nor did she know she would bury her favorite aunt, who raised her after the death of her mother, a few years later. Then again, she doesn't have the power of foresight. No, her powers are much darker. With her only son off to college and her life savings depleted, Ava returns home to Shipton Harbor, Maine. When an old friend of the family turns up dead, Ava must delve deep into the powers she's repressed all her adult life to find the killer. Now she must open up to her own wells of dark magic.
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Interesting new witchy focus
- By HBKreger on 05-23-21
By: Lia Davis, and others
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Betwixt
- Betwixt & Between, Book 1
- By: Darynda Jones
- Narrated by: Traci Odom
- Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
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Divorced, desperate, and destitute, former restaurateur Defiance Dayne finds out she has been bequeathed a house by a complete stranger. She is surprised, to say the least, and her curiosity gets the better of her. She leaves her beloved Phoenix and heads to one of the most infamous towns in America: Salem, Massachusetts. She's only there to find out why a woman she's never met would leave her a house, a veritable castle that has seen better days.
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Fun but not enough time to invest fully
- By Erica Paulk on 03-10-21
By: Darynda Jones
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Throwing Shade
- Magic After Midlife, Book 1
- By: Deborah Wilde
- Narrated by: Croix Provence
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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When Miri was a teen, her parents were murdered by magic assassins. These days, her aggressively normal existence as a law librarian at a boring firm has excellent medical insurance and won't get her daughter killed. But when her bestie, her ride-or-die, gets tangled up with some vampires and goes missing, Miriam unleashes the rare and powerful shadow magic she's kept hidden.
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Very bad narration
- By Tina on 11-19-23
By: Deborah Wilde
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The Copper Valley Bro Code Series, Volume 1
- By: Pippa Grant
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Virginia Rose, Savannah Peachwood, and others
- Length: 34 hrs and 35 mins
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A single dad, an underwear model, a baker, and baseball-loving former boy band member find love with four fun, incredible women in this compilation of the first three books and a spin-off from Pippa Grant’s Copper Valley Bro Code romantic comedy series.
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So entertaining !
- By Wendy Carrasquillo on 05-21-25
By: Pippa Grant
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Accidental Magic
- Myrtlewood Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Iris Beaglehole
- Narrated by: Lorna Bennett
- Length: 12 hrs and 55 mins
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Life’s a struggle for Rosemary Thorn and her teen daughter, Athena. But their regular troubles are turned upside down after Granny Thorn’s mysterious death. Despite her cousin's sinister maneuverings, Rosemary returns to Myrtlewood and the sprawling, dilapidated Thorn Manor. There's more to the old house than meets the eye, as Rosemary and Athena soon find out—in a whirlwind of magic, adventure, mystical creatures, and endless cups of tea.
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Could Not Finish
- By Kimberly on 08-23-23
By: Iris Beaglehole
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Magical Midlife Madness
- Leveling Up
- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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"Happily Ever After" wasn't supposed to come with a do-over option. But when my husband of 20 years packs up and heads for greener pastures, and my son heads away to college, that's exactly what my midlife becomes. A do-over. This time, though, I plan to do things differently. Age is just a number, after all, and at 40 I'm ready to carve my own path. Eager for a fresh start, I make a somewhat unorthodox decision and move to a tiny town in the Sierra foothills.
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NOoOOooo! It's Over
- By Taryn Sikes on 02-29-20
By: K.F. Breene
I did Like that crazy old aunt Flip, her friends they made me laugh out loud a lot and what about that cute little Cheeto.
Do hope Seth & Clementine get together.
Zees another cliffhanger!
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Cliffhanger
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I was skeptical...
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laugh out loud funny
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Narrator was not the best choice for this story. (Just doesn’t work for this book - would be good with others)
I am intrigued to listen to future books in series, but will not if same narrator.
Story good.. narrator for this book - could be better
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I love this book!!
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so so
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This book was super funny and entertaining.
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That's where the disappointment came. This book is too much like the other series without as much fun. It doesn't help that the narrator is supposed to be Kentucky born and bred with an upper East Coast accent of a cabby.
I'm going to finish it though and take a break before I swear off all of her series'. I'm just hoping that the same repetitive "banging, opinions are like buttholes, burned weenies, and Gram" are not constant in her other books.
I shouldn't judge too harshly, I haven't published anything. It's just, this is quite a let down after the Midlife series.
Too much like the Midlife books to enjoy
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Loved it
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