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Narrated by:
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Mark Sanderlin
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Griffin Puatu
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Torian Brackett
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By:
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Adam Sass
About this listen
Scream meets Clueless in this YA horror from Adam Sass in which two gay teen BFFs find their friendship tested when a serial killer starts targeting their school’s Queer Club.
Dearie and Cole are inseparable, unlikeable, and (in bad luck for them) totally unbelievable.
From the day they met, Dearie and Cole have been two against the world. But whenever something bad happens at Stone Grove High School, they get blamed. Why? They’re beautiful, flirtatious, dangerously clever queen bees, and they’re always ready to call out their fellow students. But they’ve never faced a bigger threat than surviving senior year, when Mr. Sandman, a famous, never-caught serial killer emerges from a long retirement—and his hunting ground is their school Queer Club.
As evidence and bodies begin piling up and suspicion points at Dearie and Cole, they will need to do whatever it takes to unmask the real killer before they and the rest of Queer Club are taken down. But they’re not getting away from the killer without a fight.
Along the way, they must confront dark truths hidden beneath the surface of their small desert community. When the world is stacked against them and every flop they know is a suspect, can Dearie and Cole stop Mr. Sandman’s rampage? Or will their lonely nights soon be over . . .
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"Filled with high jinks both terrorizing and hilarious, Your Lonely Nights Are Over is the ultimate modern take on Scream but somehow gayer. Adam Sass combines a cutting teen voice with a grimly funny slasher that’s somehow still heart-felt and touching. This book will have you laughing and hiding under the covers!"—Aiden Thomas, New York Times bestselling author of Cemetery Boys and The Sunbearer Trials
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Devon is always being left behind by her genius twin sister, Drew. At this point, it’s a fact of life. But Devon has one last plan before Drew leaves for college a whole year early—The Best Summer Ever. After committing to the bit a little too much, the twins and their chaotic circle of friends learn why you don’t ever mess with a Ouija board if you want to actually survive the Best Summer Ever, and soon find themselves being hunted down by…a demon?
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Good book but pretty predictable
- By Juno on 10-23-24
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The Altruist and the Assassin
- The Guardians Cycle, Book 1
- By: Sarah M. Cradit
- Narrated by: Kimberly M. Wetherell
- Length: 16 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Rhiain enjoys a charmed life as the daughter of one of the most powerful men in the realm. Spoiled and vain, she has never met a need or want she couldn’t attain. The dark spots in her memory have been tucked away, with all other unpleasant things. Then a terrible mistake brings her entire world crashing down around her. Her life shifts in an instant; her fate, uncertain. Her father’s punishment for her is forcing her to train for a life as one of his prized assassins. But a chance encounter in a familiar tavern will change everything.
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Note: 2 chapters out of order!
- By Emily Novak on 07-14-23
By: Sarah M. Cradit
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The Brightness Between Us
- By: Eliot Schrefer
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Seventeen years have gone by since the Coordinated Endeavor crashed on a distant exoplanet. Ambrose Cusk and Kodiak Celius are now the devoted parents of two teenage children, Owl and Yarrow, in a hardscrabble frontier home. Though life on Minerva is full of danger, the family’s bond is enough to make it all worth it—until they learn that the biggest threat to their survival might come from within.
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Worthy sequel of the great first book!
- By Durm Guy on 11-21-24
By: Eliot Schrefer
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All That’s Left in the World
- By: Erik J. Brown
- Narrated by: Barrett Leddy, Andrew Gibson
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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When Andrew stumbles upon Jamie’s house, he’s injured, starved, and has nothing left to lose. A deadly pathogen has killed off most of the world’s population, including everyone both boys have ever loved. And if this new world has taught them anything, it’s to be scared of what other desperate people will do . . . so why does it seem so easy for them to trust each other? After danger breaches their shelter, they flee south in search of civilization. But something isn’t adding up about Andrew’s story, and it could cost them everything.
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Fantastic story!💜
- By Tammy B on 03-15-22
By: Erik J. Brown
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Charming Young Man
- By: Eliot Schrefer
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
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They say Léon Delafosse will be France’s next great pianist. But despite his being the youngest student ever accepted into the prestigious Paris Conservatory, there’s no way an impoverished musician can make his way in 1890s Paris without an outside patron. Young gossip columnist Marcel Proust takes Léon under his wing, and the boys game their way through an extravagant new world.
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The narrator wasn't for me
- By BigMorningStar on 09-27-24
By: Eliot Schrefer
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Surrender Your Sons
- By: Adam Sass
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Connor Major’s summer break is turning into a nightmare. His SAT scores bombed, the old man he delivers meals to died, and when he came out to his religious zealot mother, she had him kidnapped and shipped off to a secluded island. His final destination: Nightlight Ministries, a conversion therapy camp that will be his new home until he “changes”. But Connor’s troubles are only beginning. At Nightlight, everyone has something to hide - from the campers to the “converted” staff and cagey camp director....
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Thankful for the Narrator!
- By CMB4062 on 12-20-20
By: Adam Sass
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You're Not Supposed to Die Tonight
- By: Kalynn Bayron
- Narrated by: Hewot Tedla
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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Charity Curtis has the summer job of her dreams, playing the “final girl” at Camp Mirror Lake. Guests pay to be scared in this full-contact terror game, as Charity and her summer crew recreate scenes from a classic slasher film, Curse of Camp Mirror Lake. The more realistic the fear, the better for business. But the last weekend of the season, Charity’s co-workers begin disappearing. And when one ends up dead, Charity’s role as the final girl suddenly becomes all too real. If Charity and her girlfriend Bezi hope to survive the night, they’ll need figure out what this killer is after.
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There's a twist that I was not expecting!!
- By FelicaReads on 07-03-24
By: Kalynn Bayron
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A Circle of Stars
- The Stardust Duology, Book One
- By: Craig Montgomery
- Narrated by: Kirt Graves
- Length: 14 hrs and 20 mins
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All Casper Bell has ever wanted is to belong. But now, abandoned by his friends and family after being outed, he has nothing left to lose when the people of Novilem abduct him.
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out of this world
- By David Scotto on 09-10-24
By: Craig Montgomery
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Theoretically Straight
- Theoretically Straight, Book 1
- By: Amy Bailey, Alexander C. Eberhart
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Jacob Bell
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Theo Briggs is a rule follower. He's a decent student in his junior year, an appeasing son, and a lifelong Christian, just trying to make it through high school unscathed. Caleb Raynard is a romantic. One of the few out-and-proud kids at Specter High School, Caleb's dating life has been hellish, to say the least—fraught with misread social cues and embarrassing situations—and Caleb is about ready to call the whole thing off. When Theo and Caleb meet in the basement of an old Catholic church that's rumored to be haunted, an instant and electric connection forms between them.
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Omg
- By Lorelei Burgher on 10-16-24
By: Amy Bailey, and others
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The Last Sun
- By: K. D. Edwards
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Rune Saint John, the last child of the fallen Sun Court, is hired to search for Lady Judgment's missing son, Addam, on New Atlantis, the island city where the Atlanteans moved after ordinary humans destroyed their original home. With his companion and bodyguard, Brand, he questions Addam's relatives and business contacts through the highest ranks of the nobles of New Atlantis. But as they investigate, they uncover more than a missing man: a legendary creature connected to the secret of the massacre of Rune's Court.
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Holy shit that was so good!!!
- By SMC on 10-12-18
By: K. D. Edwards
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Bury Your Gays
- By: Chuck Tingle
- Narrated by: André Santana, Charlie Jane Anders, CJ Leede, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Misha knows that chasing success in Hollywood can be hell. But finally, after years of trying to make it, his big moment is here: an Oscar nomination. And the executives at the studio for his long-running streaming series know just the thing to kick his career to the next level: kill off the gay characters, "for the algorithm," in the upcoming season finale.
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The hype is real.
- By Dan Bugbee on 10-03-24
By: Chuck Tingle
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This Is Why They Hate Us
- By: Aaron H. Aceves
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Enrique “Quique” Luna has one goal this summer—get over his crush on Saleem Kanazi by pursuing his other romantic prospects. Never mind that he’s only out to his best friend, Fabiola. Never mind that he has absolutely zero game. And definitely forget the fact that good and kind and, not to mention, beautiful Saleem is leaving LA for the summer to meet a girl his parents are trying to set him up with. Luckily, Quique’s prospects are each intriguing in their own ways.
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Great Performance; Strange Obsession with White People
- By Legio Evocati on 02-21-23
By: Aaron H. Aceves
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The Nightmare Before Kissmas
- A Royals and Romance Novel
- By: Sara Raasch
- Narrated by: Ellis Evans
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Nicholas “Coal” Claus used to love Christmas. Until his father, the reigning Santa, turned the holiday into a PR façade. Coal will do anything to escape the spectacle, including getting tangled in a drunken, supremely hot make-out session with a beautiful man behind a seedy bar one night. But the heir to Christmas is soon commanded to do his duty: he will marry his best friend, Iris, the Easter Princess and his brother’s not-so-secret crush. A situation that has disaster written all over it. Things go from bad to worse when a rival arrives to challenge Coal for the princess’s hand.
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Disappointed All Around
- By OutsideOfTheTrackBooks on 12-20-24
By: Sara Raasch
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Don't Let the Forest In
- By: C.G. Drews
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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High school senior Andrew Perrault finds refuge in the twisted fairy tales that he writes for the only person who can ground him to reality—Thomas Rye, the boy with perpetually ink-stained hands and hair like autumn leaves. And with his twin sister, Dove, inexplicably keeping him at a cold distance upon their return to Wickwood Academy, Andrew finds himself leaning on his friend even more. But something strange is going on with Thomas. His abusive parents have mysteriously vanished, and he arrives at school with blood on his sleeve.
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I’m covered
- By Topher Adam on 12-05-24
By: C.G. Drews
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- MaDonna Awotwi
- 07-30-24
Great first thriller read
The book was great: seat-gripping, on the edge, exiting plot-twists basically the whole time! I just wish the voice actors would put an emphasis on the different characters they were reading for and would put emotion into what they were saying as the character would have. For example, the voice actors in “Do You Take This Man” did an incredible job at those two things! (High expectations and kind of a low blow.. I know, sorry!) Overall, I am ecstatic with my purchase!
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- Anonymous User
- 11-05-24
Amazing depiction of teen friendship
What made the story for me was the friendship of Cole and Frankie. Like all friendships, it had its troubles, but they found ways to show they loved each other. Heartwarming story <3
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- Chrishun
- 02-26-24
Its gave Wes Craven screen vibes with mystery 
The story was okay it could’ve had sex thrill a little more
I feel like the audiobook itself needed a full cast
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- Jason G
- 09-20-23
Great queer slasher
A fun queer YA slasher. A modern Scream if the queer subtext was just text. fun, thrilling
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- Quinn
- 09-26-23
A fun teen slasher
While I thought this book could have been edited down a little bit, I wanted a fun slasher to kick off Halloween season and this didn’t disappoint. Funny and kept my interest for the most part.
Not sure why it was compared to Clueless though in the description. It feels like whoever wrote that has never seen Clueless.
A fun Fall read either way.
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- Clinton Miller
- 11-16-23
Fun, quirky, not super realistic
It was a fun exploration of queer life in high school while trying to survive the trauma of an abusive relationship and a serial killer on the loose. My only complaint is that it wasn't very realistic. You're telling me there was one person against multiple cops multiple times and the killer was successful every time? I understand portraying cops as not being competent, trust me, I do, but the amount of times the killer takes out MULTIPLE groups of armed people silently with no evidence left is very much a head-scratcher. Not to mention if the killer gives their victims a 24-hour notice, why are they not getting the heck out of town? Why are they just locking themselves in their house WITH NO ADULTS PRESENT!? I understand people in slashers make *terrible* decisions, but this was multiple people including alleged trained professionals dropping the ball multiple times. Make it make sense.
Overall the book was enjoyable and a lot more gruesome than I expected, which is not a bad thing for the genre, and I would recommend it with the caveat not to expect too much realism in the situations the characters find themselves in.
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