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Zombies
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 26 mins
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Publisher's summary
In Zombies, the absurdity of both life and death are on full display as the best and brightest of a high school prep school become tragically addicted to the latest drug craze - electric shocks from cardiac defibrillators.
Funny, caustic, bizarre, poignant - this story represents everything listeners have come to love and expect from Chuck Palahniuk.
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Survivor
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. He is all alone in the plane, which will shortly reach terminal velocity and crash into the vast Australian outback.
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genius
- By J.O. on 06-23-22
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Damned
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, while her parents are off touting their new projects and adopting more orphans. She dies over the holiday of a marijuana overdose - and the next thing she knows, she’s in Hell.
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Delightful
- By Kimberly S. on 03-04-22
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Beautiful You
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Beautiful You is Palahniuk's much-anticipated satire of the emerging erotic thriller genre, a mash-up of mommy porn and chick lit à la Sex and the City, and fantasy lit à la Clan of the Cave Bear. Imagine if Ira Levin had a baby with Jean Auel.
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So weird
- By Sterling Scott on 03-15-15
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Pygmy
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Nick Walther
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
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“Begins here first account of operative me, agent number 67 on arrival Midwestern American airport greater _____ area. Flight _____. Date _____. Priority mission top success to complete. Code name: Operation Havoc.” Thus speaks Pygmy, one of a handful of young adults from a totalitarian state sent to the United States, disguised as exchange students, to live with typical American families and blend in, all the while planning an unspecified act of massive terrorism.
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brilliant and hilarious!
- By Amazon Customer on 08-01-24
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Tell-All
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Carol Monda
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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For decades Hazie Coogan has tended to the outsized needs of Katherine “Miss Kathie” Kenton, veteran of multiple marriages, career comebacks, and cosmetic surgeries. But danger arrives with gentleman caller Webster Carlton Westward III, who worms his way into Miss Kathie’s heart - and boudoir. Soon, Hazie discovers that this bounder has already written a celebrity memoir foretelling Miss Kathie’s death in an upcoming musical extravaganza. As the body count mounts, Hazie must execute a plan to save Katherine Kenton for her fans and for posterity.
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not the most gripping CP book
- By andrew on 10-25-24
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Lullaby
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Richard Poe
- Length: 7 hrs and 15 mins
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New York Times best-selling author of Fight Club, which was adapted into a major motion picture, Chuck Palahniuk offers a haunting tale. Winner of the Northwest Booksellers Association Award, Palahniuk is one of the rare literary geniuses who has been able to bridge the gap between a cult following and commercial success.
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Palahniuk's New Hit
- By RockyToTheMoon on 01-12-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Survivor
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Michael Braun
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. He is all alone in the plane, which will shortly reach terminal velocity and crash into the vast Australian outback.
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genius
- By J.O. on 06-23-22
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Damned
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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The daughter of a narcissistic film star and a billionaire, Madison is abandoned at her Swiss boarding school over Christmas, while her parents are off touting their new projects and adopting more orphans. She dies over the holiday of a marijuana overdose - and the next thing she knows, she’s in Hell.
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Delightful
- By Kimberly S. on 03-04-22
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Beautiful You
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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From the author of Fight Club, the classic portrait of the damaged contemporary male psyche, now comes this novel about the apocalyptic marketing possibilities of female pleasure. Beautiful You is Palahniuk's much-anticipated satire of the emerging erotic thriller genre, a mash-up of mommy porn and chick lit à la Sex and the City, and fantasy lit à la Clan of the Cave Bear. Imagine if Ira Levin had a baby with Jean Auel.
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So weird
- By Sterling Scott on 03-15-15
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Rant
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: various
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
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Chuck Palahniuk, the author of the New York Times best-sellers Fight Club and Lullaby, is known for his edgy novels, and Rant is no exception. Palahniuk presents this fictional biography of Buster "Rant" Casey in a series of vignettes told by the people who knew him best. As intricate as a spider web, Rant succeeds in recounting the story of one man's life only through the eyes of others. But the question remains, "Who was Rant Casey?"
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Great on audiobook
- By Tessie on 09-10-09
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Invisible Monsters Remix
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Anna Fields, Chuck Palahniuk, Richard Powers
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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Palahniuk’s fashion-model protagonist has it all - boyfriend, career, loyal best friend - until an accident destroys her face, her ability to speak, and her self-esteem. Enter Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme, one operation away from becoming a bona fide woman.
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Just get the original.
- By Quinn on 11-24-21
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Adjustment Day
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Corey Allen
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
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People pass the word only to those they trust most: Adjustment Day is coming. They've been reading a mysterious blue-black book and memorizing its directives. They are ready for the reckoning.
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Hard to listen to
- By Sondra Jacobs on 06-15-18
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Invisible Monsters
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Anna Fields
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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She’s a fashion model who has everything: a boyfriend, a career, a loyal best friend. But when a sudden freeway "accident" leaves her disfigured and incapable of speech, she goes from being the beautiful center of attention to being an invisible monster, so hideous that no one will acknowledge she exists. Enter Brandy Alexander, Queen Supreme, one operation away from becoming a real woman, who will teach her that reinventing yourself means erasing your past and making up something better. And that salvation hides in the last places you’ll ever want to look.
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not sure what to expect,this wasn't it. but better
- By hman on 12-08-21
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Make Something Up
- Stories You Can't Unread
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk, Scott Sowers, Rich Orlow, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 7 mins
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For years Chuck Palahniuk has reserved his best storytelling for his readings, often choosing to read a new short story instead of whatever novel he is supposed to be promoting. Make Something Up compiles these previously unpublished tales for the very first time, plus the Byliner social media insta-classic "Phoenix" and Palahniuk's most notable pieces from Playboy.
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Plenty of shock, just not enough Palahniuk awe
- By Darwin8u on 06-10-15
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Diary
- A Novel
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Martha Plimpton
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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Diary takes the form of a "coma diary" kept by one Misty Tracy Wilmot as her husband lies senseless in a hospital after a suicide attempt. It is a dark, hilarious, and poignant act of storytelling from America's favorite, most inventive nihilist.
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The uninitiated need not apply
- By Benjamin Johns on 07-10-04
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Burnt Tongues
- By: Chuck Palahniuk - editor, Richard Thomas - editor, Dennis Widmyer - editor
- Narrated by: Full Cast
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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This collection of transgressive stories has been compiled through a rigorous nomination and vetting process and hand-selected by Chuck Palahniuk, author of Fight Club, as the best of The Cult workshop. These stories run the gamut from horrific and fantastic to humorous and touching, but each leaves a lasting impression. Some may say even a scar.
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what the fuck?!
- By VANESSA C. on 09-22-23
By: Chuck Palahniuk - editor, and others
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Shock Induction
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Michael David Axtell
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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In Shock Induction, the best and brightest students at a seemingly reputable high school are disappearing. Every day it seems another overachiever is lost to an apparent suicide. But something far more sinister is lurking beneath the surface. These kids have been under surveillance since birth, monitored and measured by an online service called “Greener Pastures.” It’s here, in Greener Pastures, that billionaires observe and recruit the next generation of talent.
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I’m not sure I’m not hypnotized.
- By Desiree Hendryx on 10-10-24
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Not Forever, but for Now
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Raphael Corkhill
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
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Meet Otto and Cecil. Two brothers growing up privileged in the Welsh countryside. They enjoy watching nature shows, playing with their pet pony, impersonating their Grandfather...and killing the help. Murder is the family business after all. Downton Abbey, this is not. However, it’s not so easy to continue the family legacy with the constant stream of threats and distractions seemingly leaping from the hedgerow.
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Not sure what to say…
- By Amazing! on 09-25-23
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Consider This
- Moments in My Writing Life After Which Everything Was Different
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk, Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
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In this spellbinding blend of memoir and insight, best-selling author Chuck Palahniuk shares stories and generous advice on what makes writing powerful and what makes for powerful writing. With advice grounded in years of careful study and a keenly observed life, Palahniuk combines practical advice and concrete examples from beloved classics, his own books, and a "kitchen-table MFA" culled from an evolving circle of beloved authors and artists, with anecdotes, postcards from the road, and much more.
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Poetic Justice
- By Dave Green on 01-20-20
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Choke
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants. He then allows himself to be “saved” by fellow patrons who, feeling responsible for Victor’s life, go on to send checks to support him.
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Oh please, not another abridged!!!
- By Pamela on 10-26-03
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Fight Club
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Jim Colby
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
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When a listless office employee (the narrator) meets Tyler Durden, his life begins to take on a strange new dimension. Together they form Fight Club - a secretive underground group sponsoring bloody bare-knuckle boxing matches staged in seedy alleys, vacant warehouses, and dive-bar basements. Fight Club lets ordinary men vent their suppressed rage, and it quickly develops a fanatical following.
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The first rule about Fight Club is...
- By Ilana on 04-17-12
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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- shlubbs
- 05-07-21
Happy idiots.
In this poignant short story, Chuck hits the nail on the head with his descriptions of the crippling depression and existential dread that only the intelligent seem to suffer and the lack of a remedy for it other than suicide or brain trauma. Happy idiots.
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- A. West
- 12-20-19
Brief but great!
It's Chuck Palahniuk at his best! A great satire of the epidemic of escapism so rampant in our society now. It's quick and a great listen.
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- CoolGhoulsBookClub
- 06-10-24
Wow
If you hurt yourself, you hurt me. I don’t know what I expected, but it wasn’t this.
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- Joe
- 08-31-18
An ok performance and short story
It's an ok story, wasn't overly pushed on the performance however. It's definitely worth the money and it's worth listening to but it wouldn't be something I would recommend.
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- t murd
- 02-15-17
short easy read
easy short listen. a quick read to earn a badge and look at life from an interesting perspective.
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- Matthew S. Hill
- 12-27-16
Really Enjoyable.
This short story was interesting, original and kept you feeling engaged.
Really well read by the author Chuck Palahniuk.
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- Frankie
- 04-22-16
First review ever
I have been listening on audible for over 3 years and never felt motivated enough to write a review on anything, but I've had to listen to this shirt book again and again for the past couple days, it immediately became my new favorite book and I've been showing it to everyone, I've been a long time Chuck Palahniuk fan but now, if I ever got the chance to meet him, I'd like to personally thank him for this story in particular
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- grissom3310
- 06-21-16
wow
the greatest short story I've ever heard. original and unique. chuck is my favorite author now
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- Catherine Keeble
- 10-06-17
Quick Little Gem
Chuck never disappoints. It always makes me happy when I find new material from him.
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- psykosis
- 04-30-23
Scary
Great book. scary how easily it could become a reality. Some of the thought concepts in this are pretty convincing.
I have listened to this 3x and still recommended it highly
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