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Mr. Macky dresses up as Abraham Lincoln to get the students at Ella Mentry School excited about their Presidents' Day oral reports.

Griffin Bing and his friends are not happy. Instead of going away for winter break, they've been signed up to volunteer at a local Christmas extravaganza...as elves. It's not easy being an elf. Not when Santa is bad news and Rudolph is being played by a Doberman who makes up his own rules wherever he goes. But being an elf is nothing compared to being blamed when a prized Christmas possession - worth over $10 million - is stolen right from under your nose.

Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. What’s more, my father is in town, working at a bar, which is obviously just a cover for our father-son crime-fighting partnership. And my dimwitted polar bear business partner, Total, wants to be reunited with his family.

Nate knows he's meant for big things. REALLY big things. But things don't always go your way just because you're awesome. Nate barely survives his dad's toxic oatmeal before rushing off to school - minus his lunch. He body slams the no-nonsense principal. He accidentally insults his least favorite teacher, the horrifying Mrs. Godfrey (aka Godzilla). And school has barely started!

This collection retells the classic story of the original Toy Story and shows just what happens when a new toy comes to town! In Toy Story 2, a toy collector steals Woody, and Buzz leads the other toys to rescue him - only to find that museum life sounds very appealing to their friend. Finally, in Toy Story 3, Andy is all grown up and heading off to college. What will happen to Buzz, Woody, and the rest of his toys?

It’s almost time for school to start again, and Nikki is a little worried—but, as always, she has her BFFS to help. Only, it turns out her friends need Nikki’s help. Nikki quickly gets overwhelmed and even starts feeling sick…which is when her little sister, Brianna, takes her chance to steal Nikki’s diary! How much damage can Brianna do before Nikki is back on her feet?

This charming story is about a friendly but forgetful blue tang fish as she tries to reunite with her loved ones, and everyone learns a few things about the true meaning of family along the way.

Kid favorite Dan Gutman returns with another installment of the beloved My Weird School series. At Ella Mentry school, the grown-ups are all a little weird in their own unique ways. The sixth installment introduces Mr. Hynde, the substitute music teacher, who thinks he's a rock-and-roll star - and he even shows up on TV!

Tommy and his sister Annika have a new neighbor, and her name is Pippi Longstocking. She has crazy red pigtails, no parents to tell her what to do, a horse that lives on the porch and a pet monkey named Mr. Nilsson. Whether Pippi's scrubbing her floors, doing arithmetic or stirring things up at a fancy tea party, her flair for the outrageous always seems to lead to another adventure.

If you have not read anything about the Baudelaire orphans, then before you read even one more sentence, you should know this: Violet, Klaus, and Sunny are kindhearted and quick-witted, but their lives, I am sorry to say, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?

Have you ever wondered:How many pounds of insect parts the average person eats each year? Which specialty coffee is made from poop? How someone turned farting into a job? No? Then don't listen to this book.

Twelve-year-old Ellis embarks on a daring quest to save his mother, who is battling a rare illness. Inspired by her stories of a legendary herb said to possess miraculous healing powers, he sets off into the wilderness with his loyal golden retriever, Max. Along the way, Ellis teams up with fellow adventurers Ian and McKenna, each driven by their own hopes and dreams. Together, they face treacherous terrain, fierce storms, and even a bear, learning the true meaning of courage and friendship.

This book will take you from an ordinary, reasonably clever kid to an absurdly intelligent, super-brained, hyper-genius capable of anything … in just twelve magnificent months. You’ll discover how aeroplanes fly, which spiders can kill you and how to milk a cow, plus learn about Vikings with silly names, being sick in space and what really happens in the Bermuda Triangle – if it’s not in this book, then you definitely don’t need to know it!

In dieser Folge dreht sich alles um die lustigen und manchmal chaotischen Arten von Schülern in den Herbstferien, besonders, wenn es um Halloween geht! Von der Party Planerin, die das Haus dekoriert, bis hin zum Lerner, der seine Bücher nicht aus den Augen lässt. Ob der reiselustige Abenteurer, der Serien Junkie oder der Familienmensch – jede Art findet ihren Weg, die Ferien zu genießen. Freut euch auf viel Humor, skurrile Charaktere und spannende Vorbereitungen zur ultimativen Halloween Party!

Vertretungsunterricht kann so vielseitig sein wie die Lehrer, die ihn leiten. Von der planlosen Lehrkraft, die ohne Ziel erscheint, über die beliebte Filmvorführerin, bis hin zur strengen Autoritätsperson – jede Vertretungsstunde birgt Überraschungen. Einige Lehrer füllen die Zeit mit endlosem Reden, andere bleiben völlig entspannt und cool. Welche Art habt ihr wohl am liebsten?

In dieser Episode dreht sich alles um die verschiedenen Arten, wie neue Mitschüler in der Klasse auftreten können. Von schüchternen bis hin zu super selbstbewussten Charakteren – wir zeigen euch 10 unterschiedliche Typen von "Neuen" und wie sie auf das gefürchtete "Wer bist du?" reagieren. Ob als Klassenclown, Geheimnisvolle, Vielredner oder die Coole – jede Art hat ihre eigene Geschichte und Eigenheiten. Ein humorvoller und spannender Blick auf das Leben in der Schule!

n dieser humorvollen Folge werden zehn typische Charaktere vorgestellt, die man im Herbst antreffen kann – von der nörgelnden Rentnerin bis zum Schal-Designer und dem Halloween-Fan. Jede Figur hat ihren ganz eigenen Blick auf die bunte Jahreszeit, sei es mit Freude, Skepsis oder einem Stapel Pullover. Es geht um Schichten von Kleidung, Kürbisse und jede Menge Herbstgefühle. Klingt bekannt? Dann schaut rein und lacht mit!

The first in a fantastically funny new history series from the acclaimed Tony Robinson, who takes you on a headlong gallop through time, pointing out all the most important, funny, strange, amazing, entertaining, smelly and disgusting bits about the Egyptians! It's history, but not as we know it!

The first in a fantastic new history series from the acclaimed Tony Robinson. Tony Robinson takes you on a headlong gallop through time, pointing out all the most important, funny, strange, amazing, entertaining and gory bits about the Romans! It's history, but not as we know it! Find out everything you ever needed to know in this brilliant, action-packed, fact-filled book.