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Yah! Yah! Yah! written by Jack London: He was a whiskey-guzzling Scotchman, and he downed his whiskey neat, beginning with his first tot punctually at six in the morning, and thereafter repeating it at regular intervals throughout the day till bedtime, which was usually midnight. He slept but five hours out of the twenty-four, and for the remaining nineteen hours he was quietly and decently drunk. During the eight weeks I spent with him on Oolong Atoll, I never saw him draw a sober breath. In fact, his sleep was so short that he never had time to sober up.

Flash fiction for weirdos.

Brace yourself for a riotous, razor-sharp sci-fi satire that’ll have you howling—until the dinosaurs take the stage! In Jurassic Jest: The Laughing Extinction, Earth becomes the galaxy’s hottest comedy club when a fleet of stand-up saucer-riding dinosaurs returns after 66 million years, armed with killer punchlines and an appetite for tenderized humans. From a T-Rex in a sequined zoot suit to a Velociraptor heckler with a grudge, these cosmic clowns are here to slay… literally. Join Tommy Jenkins, a mediocre influencer turned accidental hero, as he wields the world’s worst dad ...

Vienna, settembre, poco dopo l'alba: una telefonata comunica a Ruth, giovane fisica teorica, che i suoi genitori sono morti in un incidente stradale; qualche ora dopo, viene a sapere da una zia del loro desiderio di essere sepolti a Groß-Einland, paesino della Bassa Austria dove entrambi sono nati ma non l'hanno mai portata.

If you’ve just fallen into this beguiling treasure, then it’s in your best interest to just spank yourself and throw this book back in the vault where you found it. Because once opened, fabulous words that grow into sentences and paragraphs and stories will leave you with a massive rock-solid sense of the surreal. Leave now and we can both forget about this momentary plunge of lusciousness your eyes were about to feast on. Go! Prevail upon the legendary badassery life that is yours elsewhere. You have been thanked for your no-obligation, risk-free read of this secure blurb and I wish ...

בוקר אחד, באמצע החיים, מתעוררת נעמה נוימן למציאות חדשה. בעלה, אדם בריא ונמרץ, מדריך טיולים, מודיע לה שאינו יכול לקום מן המיטה. למן הפתיחה הזאת, המזכירה את פתיחת "הגלגול" של קפקא, נפרשת לעינינו פרשת היחסים בין אודי, הגבר ש"השבית" את עצמו, לבין אשתו, המנסה להתמודד עם הקרע בחיי הנישואים. במהלך העלילה, שמתקדמת בשינויי קצב מהירים בהתאם לאופיה של המספרת, נעמה, הנעה ללא הרף בין תחושת אובדן מוחלטת להרגשה שמצאה קרקע יציבה, אנו מתוודעים באורח אינטימי לחיי הזוגיות של נעמה ואודי, ודרכם, כמו באמצעות מראה מגדילה, מלוטשת וממורקת להפליא, לחיי הזוגיות של כולנו. "בעל ואישה" הוא רומן מופת על חיי הנישואים.

Unmask the World Stage: A Journey Through Media Fakery and Psyops (IPS Deprogram Book 2) Step into The Hollow Moon Diner, where secrets hum like neon and truth hides in plain sight. Join Tim and Jack—two sharp-eyed outsiders with wings, scales, and a knack for unraveling lies—as they dissect a world engineered to deceive. From viral stabbings to crowdfunded chaos, every headline is a psyop, every narrative a trap. Based on the electrifying 5/6/25 IPS Morning Deprogram transcript, this AI-crafted tale rips the veil off media manipulation, exposing Disease X as a mind virus, Mr. Beast as ...

Full-on whimsy! An unconventional Victorian Era woman who is the guardian of a Renaissance alchemist, must protect a spunky little girl and find her missing father, otherwise the child will end up in an awful orphanage — or worse. Along the way the trio lands in a strange place from which they must escape soon or they’ll be trapped forever. . Disdaining corsets and preferring trousers to skirts, Felicity Derringer has a progressive mindset for the 1800s. She is also the protector of an alchemist who lived in the 1600s. Or at least, that’s when his body was alive. Cornelis Drebbel, ...

John hosted the first Xmas party on December 19th, the day before the dorm officially kicked everyone out. Rob, John, Mark, Vincent and Connie Franks from the 6th floor crowded into John's room and watched the first tape that his dad ever produced. It starred a big dick heroin addict, too strung out to make it in Los Angeles alongside three zombies – one male, one female and one too decomposed to tell. The male zombie was ramming into the indeterminate. The camera moved to the heroin porn star. The drug pasted his skin to his muscles. He wore his bleached hair long. The three zombies ...

The world might be in disarray, but for one young woman, the very weave of herself seems to have loosened. Time and memories pass straight through her body, she’s afraid of her own floorboards, and ‘WHAT IS LOVE? BABY DON’T HURT ME’ plays over and over in her ears. ‘I’m sorry not to respond to your email,’ she writes, ‘but I live completely in the present now.’ But tearing through the slippery terrains of fiction and reality, the possibility for human connection seems to beckon from the other side – and with it, the chance for a blinding re-emergence into the world.

Welcome to the Murder House. We investigate a Mystery House, one floor at a time. We start at the top. And work our way down through the Life-cycle of the insane house, picking up the jigsaw pieces to work out the deep mystery held within. And the Omega Circle group of friends are back. But terrible things are happening inside. All kinds of body horror and monsters and weird shit. Incredible things in deep bizarro surrealism.

Shelf Death by Mit Namzo Dive into the darkly whimsical world of Shelf Death, a gripping and imaginative eBook that transforms an ordinary supermarket into an epic battleground of sentient groceries. In the fluorescent-lit aisles of Grimley’s Supermarket, where the doors lock and the lights dim, a hidden war rages. Canned goods, fresh produce, frozen foods, and processed snacks—each faction fights for dominance, driven by survival, pride, and the cold gaze of the Algorithm, a profit-obsessed AI that tallies every move. At the heart of this chaos is Tommy the Tomato, a pacifist dreamer ...

The fate of America rests in the hands of a washed-up stuntman, a foul-mouthed ex-wrestler, and a woman who should’ve taken another job offer. Duke Thunder wasn’t supposed to run for president. But after a bar fight, a stolen VHS tape, and a deep-state assassination attempt, he had no choice. Now, he’s leading a beer-fueled revolution, exposing conspiracies that shouldn’t exist, and rewriting the Constitution—with his fists. But shadowy forces want him gone. The Woke Mafia, the Deep State, and Hollywood elites have declared war.

“A computer virus and a human virus are two different things, right?” Not anymore. Programmer Joe Norton finds his reality turned inside out when an AI bug crosses the brain-machine interface. With instructions to kill and a virtual menu of bad choices, his all-too-ordinary life in Philadelphia is coming apart at the seams. Is the only way out, to go further in? A visionary dive into into the slipstream of emerging transhumanist technologies, PsyBot exposes a dark underworld of mind-control black ops. PsyBot, like the novels of Michael Crichton or Philip K. Dick, explores the limits of ...

Attorney Carl Danson wakes up on his eightieth birthday and quickly realizes that he has finally gone bat-shit crazy when the skin tag on Carl's waist introduces himself as Drake and begins to have conversations with Carl. Even worse, Drake proves to be a terrible influence and talks Carl into doing ridiculous pranks whenever alcohol is involved. Will this unusual duo wind up committed to an institution, or can their new friendship actually bring them comfort? ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Lance Majestik is a pen name used by retired Canadian lawyer Donald W. Desaulniers as a means of publishing a few ...

Halloween es una vez al año, pero el terror puede estar presente todos los días, y venir de fuentes insospechadas. Después de adentrarte en estos relatos, sé que no verás algunos de los objetos cotidianos que usas de la misma forma. Ten valentía y ¡Atrévete!

"تمكتو" واحدة من روايات أوستر الغريبة والتي يأخذنا فيها كالعادة إلى عالمه المتناقض ما بين العبثية والوجودية لكن هذه المرة سيكون بطل الرواية " كلب" فجميع الأحداث ستأتي على لسان كلب يموت صاحبه الشاعر والكاتب شبه المجنون والمتشرد، ويتركه وحيدًا في العالم ليواجه فظاعات ما كانت تخطر له على بال... تتفرّع الرواية وتتشابك مع عوالم مختلفة واحداث كثيرة لكنها قبل كل شيء...عن صداقة تتجاوز حدود الموت نفسه !!

Uncover the terrifying secrets of Sacramento, California, once a symbol of American pride, now morphed into an oppressive urban hellhole ominously known as the Ward. This chilling city-prison, with its unfathomable horrors, is a place where even angels fear to tread. In the grim depths of the Ward, a trio of horrifying factions clash. Avalon Company, fueled by an obsession with fire and destruction; the Breedless, cannibals who echo the ferocity of ancient Vikings; and Talon's Legion, a death-cult reminiscent of the terrifying might of the Roman Empire. Each is embroiled in a brutal battle ...

LONELINESS IS A KILLER, so people have said... and Martha is lonely, even though a neurological quirk makes her see familiar faces everywhere. To the extent that she has to hold down tricky conversations with jostling, self-important dollar bills, go lip-to-lip with a Hollywood icon, and ride a warhorse with a stiff and spectacular General, all within the same square mile. Neil Baker doesn’t even have quirks to break through his monotonous existence but don’t let us the readers be guilty of overlooking him too. Though exhaustion makes his soul invisible. Martha and Neil don't meet. But ...

From the author of The Loser Fandango and Van Boorean’s Hill There’s a serial killer loose in Atlanta and the only man who suspects it is a washed-up cop on his way out. Fighting against the clock, fighting against apathy, he’s on his own, on his last legs, and down to the wire. social satire at its best. Unrue deftly skewers the genteel south and gets away with it