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Un-Cabaret Stories
- A Nerd in Love
- By: Un-Cabaret, Patton Oswalt
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
- Length: 12 mins
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Patton Oswalt falls in love. This is a classic Un-Cabaret performance, in which Beth's questions push the performer to go deeper and find all kinds of funny.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- A Nerd in Love
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Patton Oswalt
- Length: 12 mins
- Release date: 11-30-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Mommy Dearest
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 05-09-08
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- A New Alarm Clock (Adoption, Part 3)
- By: Un-Cabaret
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
- Length: 10 mins
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Here are the original performances of Julia Sweeney's stories about adopting a baby from China, which later became In the Family Way.
JULIA SWEENEY launched her career by playing Pat on Saturday Night Live. She has gone on to write and star in acclaimed one-person shows, including God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God, all developed at the Un-Cabaret.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- A New Alarm Clock (Adoption, Part 3)
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
- Length: 10 mins
- Release date: 11-30-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- I Am the Boss of You!
- By: Un-Cabaret
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
- Length: 13 mins
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Julia Sweeney confronts a Nanny and single-motherhood when she adopts a Chinese baby girl!
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- I Am the Boss of You!
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Julia Sweeney
- Length: 13 mins
- Release date: 11-23-07
- Language: English
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Play the Word!
- Volume 2
- By: Un-Cabaret
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen, Cindy Chupack, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
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Original comedy material from some of the best comedy writers around! These audio programs feature highlights of the onling monthly reading series "Say the Word".
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Play the Word!
- Volume 2
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen, Cindy Chupack, Eric Gilliland, Cindy Caponera, Rob Cohen
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
- Release date: 04-18-06
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stand-Up
- Frequent Flyers
- By: Patton Oswalt, Beth Lapides, John Riggi, and others
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley, and others
- Length: 18 mins
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Take off with these high-flying stories about air travel that go a lot deeper than jokes about airline food (although one of the stories is, in fact, about a food-related revelation). They're also about crazy travelers and horribly awkward interactions with the stranger in the next seat.
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Un-Cabaret Stand-Up
- Frequent Flyers
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi, Tim Bagley, Patton Oswalt
- Length: 18 mins
- Release date: 07-28-06
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- My Penguin Made Betty Buckley Cry
- By: Un-Cabaret, Jon Kinnally
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jon Kinnally
- Length: 15 mins
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Jon Kinnally offers his interpretation of the Noah themes: animals (especially those freakish ostriches), re-creating 1970s disaster movies, and his own personal ark. JON KINNALLY was a writer and co-executive producer of Will & Grace and Ugly Betty. This piece was recorded at Un-Cabaret's reading series "Say the Word", featuring great comedy writers reading their own original first-person non-fiction at the Skirball Cultural Center in L.A.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- My Penguin Made Betty Buckley Cry
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jon Kinnally
- Length: 15 mins
- Release date: 10-26-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Vampire Talk
- By: Un-Cabaret, John Riggi
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi
- Length: 24 mins
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John challenges himself to make conversation and opens a very intriguing dialog with a vampire. JOHN RIGGI is a writer and co-executive producer on 30 Rock. He was also a writer and co-exec on The Comeback, Will & Grace, The Bernie Mac Show and The Larry Sanders Show.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Vampire Talk
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi
- Length: 24 mins
- Release date: 11-30-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stand-Up
- Splatter!
- By: Margaret Cho, Julia Sweeney, Greg Fitzsimmons, and others
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Margaret Cho, Paul F. Tompkins, and others
- Length: 20 mins
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These high-impact standup performances are all about violence. On the screen, in their dreams, and in their living rooms, these insightful comedians take a licking and keep on kicking whether they're getting advice from action-film master John Woo, confronting vicious dogs, or getting firebombed by terrorists!
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Un-Cabaret Stand-Up
- Splatter!
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Margaret Cho, Paul F. Tompkins, Julia Sweeney, Greg Fitzsimmons, Scott Thompson
- Length: 20 mins
- Release date: 06-30-05
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Moving Day
- By: Un-Cabaret, Cindy Chupack
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Cindy Chupack
- Length: 17 mins
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Cindy returns to her favorite themes in this poignant and hilarious story of a marriage gone wrong and a relationship with a relative stranger gone right.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Moving Day
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Cindy Chupack
- Length: 17 mins
- Release date: 03-03-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Letting Go
- By: Un-Cabaret
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides
- Length: 14 mins
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Beth Lapides has trouble letting go of her family's ancestral tract home. She executive produced and hosted Un-Cabaret for Comedy Central. She hosts and curates the Un-Cabaret, Say the Word and the Other Network.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Letting Go
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 05-25-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Surprise!
- By: Un-Cabaret, Beth Lapides
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides
- Length: 16 mins
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An inspirational comedy set by Beth Lapides about Dr. Emoto, beach bodies, and getting evicted - from Los Angeles and the Piscean Age!
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Surprise!
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides
- Length: 16 mins
- Release date: 04-15-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- The Christmas Ornament
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jenny Bicks
- Length: 10 mins
- Release date: 04-27-06
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Big House
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Sherri Shepherd
- Length: 8 mins
- Release date: 05-25-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Hawaiian Honeymoon
- By: Jay Kogen
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen
- Length: 13 mins
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A deeply funny story by Jay Kogen about the things we do for love, including taking a honeymoon to Hawaii. JAY KOGEN is an Emmy-winning writer for The Simpsons, Frasier, and Malcolm in the Middle.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Hawaiian Honeymoon
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jay Kogen
- Length: 13 mins
- Release date: 04-27-06
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories, I Love My Boots
- By: Un-Cabaret, Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Dan Bucatinsky
- Length: 13 mins
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Dan Bucatinsky explores the meaning of love. He wonders why the Eskimos have 200 words for snow and we have only one for love. DAN BUCATINSKY is the writer, director, and star of All Over the Guy, and executive producer of The Comeback. He is Lisa Kudrow's producing partner and is currently writing for Lipstick Jungle.
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Un-Cabaret Stories, I Love My Boots
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Dan Bucatinsky
- Length: 13 mins
- Release date: 02-22-08
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Winning Is Everything
- By: Un-Cabaret, John Riggi
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi
- Length: 14 mins
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John Riggi tries to get lucky in the lottery. He is a writer and co-executive producer on 30 Rock. He was also a writer and co-exec on The Comeback, Will & Grace, The Bernie Mac Show and The Larry Sanders Show.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Winning Is Everything
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, John Riggi
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 05-25-07
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- Puers Eternis
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jon Kinnally
- Length: 11 mins
- Release date: 12-21-06
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- The Letters
- By: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky, Beth Lapides
- Length: 13 mins
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A deeply funny story by Dan Bucatinsky about letters to the prospective mother of his adopted child and to his own future self.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- The Letters
- Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky, Beth Lapides
- Length: 13 mins
- Release date: 07-07-05
- Language: English
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- The Usual Heroes
- By: Jon Kinnally
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jon Kinnally
- Length: 14 mins
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A deeply funny story by Jon Kinnally about his childhood heroes. JON KINNALLY was a Writer and Co-Executive Producer of Will & Grace.
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Un-Cabaret Stories
- The Usual Heroes
- Narrated by: Beth Lapides, Jon Kinnally
- Length: 14 mins
- Release date: 04-27-06
- Language: English
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Let Her
- By Paula on 01-02-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Atmosphere: A GMA Book Club Pick
- A Love Story
- By: Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio, Julia Whelan, Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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Fast-paced, thrilling, and emotional, Atmosphere is Taylor Jenkins Reid at her best: transporting listeners to iconic times and places, creating complex protagonists, and telling a passionate and soaring story about the transformative power of love—this time among the stars.
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This has soared to the top of my all-time favs!
- By Kimberley on 06-03-25
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Great Big Beautiful Life
- By: Emily Henry
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Alice Scott is an eternal optimist still dreaming of her big writing break. Hayden Anderson is a Pulitzer-prize winning human thundercloud. And they’re both on balmy Little Crescent Island for the same reason: To write the biography of a woman no one has seen in years—or at least to meet with the octogenarian who claims to be the Margaret Ives. Tragic heiress, former tabloid princess, and daughter of one of the most storied (and scandalous) families of the 20th Century.
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Just, wow.
- By julia lee on 04-25-25
By: Emily Henry
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Broken Country
- By: Clare Leslie Hall
- Narrated by: Hattie Morahan
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Beth and her gentle, kind husband Frank are happily married, but their relationship relies on the past staying buried. But when Beth’s brother-in-law shoots a dog going after their sheep, Beth doesn’t realize that the gunshot will alter the course of their lives. For the dog belonged to none other than Gabriel Wolfe, the man Beth loved as a teenager—the man who broke her heart years ago. Gabriel has returned to the village with his young son Leo, a boy who reminds Beth very much of her own son, who died in a tragic accident.
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Best book of the year
- By Carolyn on 03-27-25
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Let Her
- By Paula on 01-02-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Atmosphere: A GMA Book Club Pick
- A Love Story
- By: Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio, Julia Whelan, Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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Fast-paced, thrilling, and emotional, Atmosphere is Taylor Jenkins Reid at her best: transporting listeners to iconic times and places, creating complex protagonists, and telling a passionate and soaring story about the transformative power of love—this time among the stars.
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This has soared to the top of my all-time favs!
- By Kimberley on 06-03-25
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Great Big Beautiful Life
- By: Emily Henry
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Alice Scott is an eternal optimist still dreaming of her big writing break. Hayden Anderson is a Pulitzer-prize winning human thundercloud. And they’re both on balmy Little Crescent Island for the same reason: To write the biography of a woman no one has seen in years—or at least to meet with the octogenarian who claims to be the Margaret Ives. Tragic heiress, former tabloid princess, and daughter of one of the most storied (and scandalous) families of the 20th Century.
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Just, wow.
- By julia lee on 04-25-25
By: Emily Henry
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Broken Country
- By: Clare Leslie Hall
- Narrated by: Hattie Morahan
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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Beth and her gentle, kind husband Frank are happily married, but their relationship relies on the past staying buried. But when Beth’s brother-in-law shoots a dog going after their sheep, Beth doesn’t realize that the gunshot will alter the course of their lives. For the dog belonged to none other than Gabriel Wolfe, the man Beth loved as a teenager—the man who broke her heart years ago. Gabriel has returned to the village with his young son Leo, a boy who reminds Beth very much of her own son, who died in a tragic accident.
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Best book of the year
- By Carolyn on 03-27-25
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My Friends
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 13 hrs and 7 mins
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Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an artist herself, knows otherwise and she is determined to find out the story of these three enigmatic figures. Twenty-five years earlier, in a distant town, a group of teenagers find refuge from their difficult home lives by spending their days laughing and telling stories out on a pier.
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How can he keep doing this? Another masterpiece!
- By Blue on 05-08-25
By: Fredrik Backman
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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The Waitress
- By: K. L. Slater
- Narrated by: Claudia Jessie
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Alicia has left her young son behind with her sister to chase a better life in London. But she’s not just chasing opportunity. She’s escaping the truth. And no one in her new life needs to know what she’s running from. At The Orbit — a glittering high-rise where the city’s elite come to play — Alicia waits tables and watches everything. She knows just how to blend in, how to charm, how to make people see what she wants them to see.
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Easy listen
- By Birderliz on 06-11-25
By: K. L. Slater
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving - every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to form good habits, break bad ones, and master the tiny behaviors that lead to remarkable results. If you're having trouble changing your habits, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Bad habits repeat themselves again and again not because you don't want to change, but because you have the wrong system for change.
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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Death Row
- Alibis collection
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Lauryn Allman
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Talia Kemper is on death row for murdering her husband. She had an alibi and no known motive, yet Talia’s unwavering protestations of innocence have always been ignored. Then one day in the visiting area, she sees a recognizable stranger she’s certain is her husband. It turns out the man she’s been convicted of killing may not be dead after all. But as the days tick away toward Talia’s execution, what will it take for her to be believed?
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meh
- By Danielle Beach on 06-30-25
By: Freida McFadden
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The Tenant
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Will Damron, Christine Lakin
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Blake Porter is riding high, until he's not. Fired abruptly from his job as a VP of marketing and unable to make the mortgage payments on the new brownstone he shares with his fiancée, he's desperate to make ends meet. Enter Whitney. Beautiful, charming, down-to-earth, and looking for a room to rent. She's exactly what Blake's looking for. Or is she? Because something isn't quite right. The neighbors start treating Blake differently. The smell of decay permeates his home, no matter how hard he scrubs. Strange noises jar him awake in the middle of the night.
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I have almost all of FM's titles in my library
- By Olympia1010 on 05-18-25
By: Freida McFadden
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Sunrise on the Reaping
- A Hunger Games Novel
- By: Suzanne Collins
- Narrated by: Jefferson White
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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As the day dawns on the fiftieth annual Hunger Games, fear grips the districts of Panem. This year, in honor of the Quarter Quell, twice as many tributes will be taken from their homes. Back in District 12, Haymitch Abernathy is trying not to think too hard about his chances. All he cares about is making it through the day and being with the girl he loves.
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A Sad but Beautiful Tale
- By Anonymous User on 03-19-25
By: Suzanne Collins
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Wedding People
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamed of coming for years—she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself.
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What a beautiful book
- By Brooke Baker on 08-15-24
By: Alison Espach
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Fourth Wing (Part 1 of 2) (Dramatized Adaptation)
- The Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: full cast, Scott McCormick, Troy Allan, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them. With fewer dragons willing to bond than cadets, most would kill Violet to better their own chances of success.
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4 FIRST-YEAR ★’s
- By ➷➹➸❥HFB🔹🔹🔹 on 12-27-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By ladigolfer on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Till Summer Do Us Part
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 11 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Scottie Price just started a new job and it's a real sausage fest. She's the only woman on a team filled with Brads and Chads. Expecting a bachelor pad atmosphere, she is quickly corrected when she finds out everyone is happily married. In an effort to impress her boss, Scottie mentions her nonexistent husband in a company meeting. But eagle-eyed Chad points out her lack of wedding ring.
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AMAZING!!!
- By Michelle miller on 06-06-25
By: Meghan Quinn
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Nightshade
- By: Michael Connelly
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Detective Stilwell has been "exiled" to a low-key post policing rustic Catalina Island, after department politics drove him off a homicide desk on the mainland. But while following up the usual drunk-and-disorderlies and petty thefts that come with his new territory, Detective Stilwell gets a report of a body found wrapped in plastic and weighed down at the bottom of the harbor. Crossing all lines of protocol and jurisdiction, he starts doggedly working the case.
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A new Connelly detective…
- By SAM on 05-28-25
By: Michael Connelly
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The Hiking Trip
- By: Jenny Blackhurst
- Narrated by: Sara Poyzer
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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A young British backpacker goes missing on the West Coast Trail. No one is sure whether she died or simply disappeared. Apart from Laura. Twenty years later, a body has been found. And there's only one person who could reveal the secret that Laura's been hiding all this time. But she knows that two can keep a secret. IF ONE OF THEM IS DEAD.
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Didn't like the bad language
- By JS on 06-15-25
By: Jenny Blackhurst
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Onyx Storm
- Empyrean, Book 3
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding, Teddy Hamilton, and others
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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After nearly eighteen months at Basgiath War College, Violet Sorrengail knows there’s no more time for lessons. No more time for uncertainty. Because the battle has truly begun, and with enemies closing in from outside their walls and within their ranks, it’s impossible to know who to trust. Now Violet must journey beyond the failing Aretian wards to seek allies from unfamiliar lands to stand with Navarre. The trip will test every bit of her wit, luck, and strength, but she will do anything to save what she loves—her dragons, her family, her home, and him.
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I'm spoiled by graphic audio
- By CAtkins on 01-22-25
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Best Romantasy this year!
- By Gabby love on 11-02-24
By: Callie Hart
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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
- A Hunger Games Novel
- By: Suzanne Collins
- Narrated by: Santino Fontana
- Length: 16 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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It is the morning of the reaping that will kick off the 10th annual Hunger Games. In the Capitol, 18-year-old Coriolanus Snow is preparing for his one shot at glory as a mentor in the Games. The once-mighty house of Snow has fallen on hard times, its fate hanging on the slender chance that Coriolanus will be able to out charm, outwit, and outmaneuver his fellow students to mentor the winning tribute. The odds are against him. He’s been given the humiliating assignment of mentoring the female tribute from District 12, the lowest of the low.
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Bad part
- By Edgars Dumins on 05-19-20
By: Suzanne Collins
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 3
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Knight Bus crashes through the darkness and screeches to a halt in front of him, it's the start of another far from ordinary year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter. Sirius Black, escaped mass-murderer and follower of Lord Voldemort, is on the run - and they say he is coming after Harry. In his first ever Divination class, Professor Trelawney sees an omen of death in Harry's tea leaves... But perhaps most terrifying of all are the Dementors patrolling the school grounds, with their soul-sucking kiss...
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Jim Dale at his best
- By rottndachs on 01-12-16
By: J.K. Rowling
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Red Rising
- By: Pierce Brown
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
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Darrow is a Red, a member of the lowest caste in the color-coded society of the future. Like his fellow Reds, he works all day, believing that he and his people are making the surface of Mars livable for future generations. Yet he spends his life willingly, knowing that his blood and sweat will one day result in a better world for his children. But Darrow and his kind have been betrayed. Soon he discovers that humanity reached the surface generations ago. Vast cities and sprawling parks spread across the planet.
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HUMANS ARE ALWAY NEGOTIATING,
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-30-15
By: Pierce Brown
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Book 4
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 20 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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The Triwizard Tournament is to be held at Hogwarts. Only wizards who are over seventeen are allowed to enter - but that doesn't stop Harry dreaming that he will win the competition. Then at Hallowe'en, when the Goblet of Fire makes its selection, Harry is amazed to find his name is one of those that the magical cup picks out. He will face death-defying tasks, dragons and Dark wizards, but with the help of his best friends, Ron and Hermione, he might just make it through - alive!
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“Harreeeeeeeeee”
- By D.S.G. on 01-06-18
By: J.K. Rowling
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Flybot
- By: Dennis E. Taylor
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Physicist Philip Moray is having a good day. He’s chipping away at his big work project. The lunch in the cafeteria is at least edible. And he’s looking forward to his end-of-the-day drink and a soak in the hot tub. Then, a strange device turns up in his office. A piece of technology he has never seen before–and shouldn’t even exist. Suddenly, corpses start turning up, eco-activists go on the attack, random people suffer bizarre symptoms. And every time the authorities get a lead, it traces right back to Philip and his colleague, Celia Hunt.
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We are not Bob (But we are amazing)
- By Katie Sturm on 06-26-25
By: Dennis E. Taylor
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Butcher & Blackbird
- The Ruinous Love Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Brynne Weaver
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Lucy Rivers
- Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins
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When a chance encounter sparks an unlikely bond between rival murderers Sloane and Rowan, the two find something elusive—the friendship of a like-minded, pitch-black soul. From small-town West Virginia to upscale California, from downtown Boston to rural Texas, the two hunters collide in an annual game of blood and suffering, one that pits them against the most dangerous monsters in the country.
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A MUST LISTEN IN AUDIO
- By TiffanyPReads on 10-18-23
By: Brynne Weaver