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Narrated by:
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Michael Katz
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By:
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J C Bryer
About this listen
Four condoms. Three trees.
Two cups of coffee...one crazy night.
A sweet and smutty bisexual Christmas novella, featuring:
- Reader requests
- Safe words and praise
- Mental health rep
- Second person, uncertain narrator
Merry Christmas.
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- Krissy Brinn
- 11-06-24
quickie
If you need a quickie kinda weird book this one will do it for you.
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- Jess
- 11-18-23
A true Christmas surprise!!
All I Want for Christmas is Head was one of those books I can't even begin to prepare you for! It had some unexpected elements that I was entirely surprised on but also some very smutty themes that I was truly hoping for!! Bravo to J.C. Bryer for always keeping me on my toes even with a smutty Christmas novella!
Michael Katz did the narration for this little gem and while there were parts that I feel like he rushed through from time to time it didn't take away from the story in anyway.
With the unexpected elements I mentioned this novella went from predictable to surprising in a matter of moments. While this won't be for everyone I think if you are like me and looking for something a little out of the normal than this would be the perfect Christmas novella to get you in the mood for St. Nick.
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- creative.wilson
- 02-09-24
Was OK
This was a strange title. I wasn't sure what to expect. I had not read/listened to anything by the author or the narrator before. I still am unsure of what the exact story is, lots of raunchy and sexy-time stuff.
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