
Big Dicker
Harem Station, Book 2
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Anne Pepperidge
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Welcome to Mighty Minions Resort. Jimmy's personal hell.
All Jimmy wants is a booster shot of DNA scrambler so he never has to find his one true soul mate. But life rarely goes the way you plan it.
After dropping Xyla off on Blue Sand Beach for a little vacay with her sexbot girlfriends, the Big Dicker has to make an emergency landing on the demon-themed Mighty Minions Resort. Picture hordes of exasperated parents, sticky, crying kids, and a park AI that seems determined to suck every credit out of his Harem Station bank account.
The only good thing about Mighty Minions from Jimmy's perspective—it's not the place you meet your soul mate.
Until outlaw Cygnian princess Delphi shows up and shatters all his best-laid plans.
But Delphi isn't there to fall in love with Jimmy.
She's there to kidnap him and take him back to her boss, the Loathsome One.
Big Dicker is a full-length, romp-y, sci-fi alien romance that features hot, soul-mate sex on a family-friendly resort, a sentient ship with a strip-poker problem, three drunk-outlaw sexbots on vacay, a crazy but misunderstood dragonbee bot, and an evil villainess who has big plans for Jimmy's sperm.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-11-23
Darker then 1st but more plot, Trigger warnings.
I likes the 1st book better, as just crazy smut. While his one has more of a story and romance with less sex, it touches on darker subject like the genetic breeding program.
Trigger warnings:
Brief description of child sexual assault/sexual slavery. Also threats of rape, forced pregnancy and bodies becoming aroused for unwanted sex.
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- Andrea
- 11-16-21
Play on Rodent play park he’ll
I really liked this one because of the demon children that chase and torture you unless you’re swagged out in product. Anyone who has kids or has been to a theme park will appreciate the comedy of it.
Long term story exposition was exciting and fresh. There’s no seeing around corners in this one. Julie really shows why she is the acclaimed and best selling author that she is.
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- Jessica
- 03-18-22
So much fun!
This one made me belly laugh. I am enjoying this series so much! I even used a credit on this one, and I almost never use my credits. Totally worth it!
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- Clairyrose
- 12-03-23
A little disappointed
This book seemed shorter than book 1. Jimmy and Delphi were a cute resistance of fate couple. Feel like there could have been a little more character development though they are cute together. I do like how the book leaves you wanting to move into the next book to see what will happen next along with how the characters from the previous book tie in.
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- Shorty
- 12-14-19
I'm getting deeper!!!
This has a fucked up story but it is interesting none the less... the sex isn't the main point of the story! I like that because there is a story!!
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- JJLo
- 08-01-22
Hmmm
Interesting story, at various points it was difficult to determine who was speaking, rewind-rewind.
What about the millions of people that died while the AI was doing whatever he was doing? Somewhat confusing…
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- Heather
- 03-03-21
Loved
I loved Mighty Minions Resort. Every interaction had me waiting for the upcharge and cackling to myself. The details the went in to everything were amazing. That said... there will still be unanswered questions and details left oddly vague. it could be nit picked down to a 4* easily but I could easily see myself coming back to this book for the Mighty Minions drama so 5* it stays.
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Tad Branson is an amazing narrator. He made the story come alive with emotion to such a degree that when it switched to Anne doing Delphi, (who also did a good job) it almost seemed bland if only because she put the normal reading emotion in rather than acting emotion in to the story.
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- Jeremy White
- 01-06-23
Eugenics aside….
This is still a great story! I think I enjoy the changing of perspectives within and between books. I can’t help but hear tones of eugenic ideology, but it doesn’t take away from the story at all, it is apparently the backbone of this entire story, and in this latest installment you really get a sense of the author posing a question to the audience: is it a “bad” thing? Even if it sustains two races of people? Thank you!
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- Anonymous User
- 04-21-21
Wow just wow!!!!
I'm loving this series. Branson and Pepperidge do a fantastic job narrating this space romance
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- Deanna
- 06-17-21
WOW
I'm invited in this book. Dare I say that I don't the sex scenes are not bad but the story I'm more interested in. Great story telling.
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