Breeding: A Dirty Story About a Dirty Country
Empty Nation Series
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $14.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Bea Flowers
-
By:
-
Sue Nish
About this listen
The Empty Nation series is sci-fi, romance, political satire, and comedy. The story begins 200 years in the future. In this first volume the framework for the entire series is defined with a wildly concocted futuristic plan by the new United States government to control the economic fate of the world (nothing new). The two main characters in the series, Mary & Jane, are bred and introduced to the listeners. Their adventures from birth to preschool are humorous and quite amazing.
But oddly at the same time they’re being manipulated by the US political system and maintain a pleasantly sedated (via government-supplied drugs) state in a surrealistic world. This story has many concepts that are bitter and sweet till you realize you’re reading fiction. The US government in the future is portrayed as an imperialistic, monstrous demon that’s shunned by all other nations. The society in the new America crosses some pretty taboo moral lines supported completely by the new United States Constitution with amendments that legitimize its citizens' lewd sexual behavior.
Contains mature themes.
PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.
©2018 Sebastian De Angelis (P)2019 Sebastian De AngelisListeners also enjoyed...
-
Empty Nation, Bundle 1 (4 Book Series)
- By: Sue Nish
- Narrated by: Bea Flowers
- Length: 15 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Empty Nation is a sci-fi, romantic, political satire comedy. The story begins 200 years in the future. In this first volume the framework for the entire series is defined with a wildly concocted futuristic plan by the new United States government to control the economic fate of the world (nothing new). The two main characters in the series, Mary and Jane, are bred and introduced to the listeners. Their adventures from birth to preschool are humorous and quite amazing.
-
-
Politics in story form
- By Josh Noneya on 09-11-19
By: Sue Nish
-
Gulliver's Travels: A Signature Performance by David Hyde Pierce
- By: Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: David Hyde Pierce
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A Signature Performance: Four-time Emmy Award winner David Hyde Pierce delivers an air of lovable self-importance in his rendition of the classic social satire that remains as fresh today as the day it was published.
-
-
Loved every minute
- By Rose on 01-16-11
By: Jonathan Swift
-
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
-
-
I nice pragmatic view of life.
- By Aaron on 10-19-04
By: George Carlin
-
Feminasty
- The Complicated Woman's Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death
- By: Erin Gibson
- Narrated by: Erin Gibson
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Erin Gibson has a singular goal - to create a utopian future where women are recognized as humans. In Feminasty - titled after her nickname on the hit podcast Throwing Shade - she has written a collection of make-you-laugh-until-you-cry essays that expose the hidden rules that make life as a woman unnecessarily hard and deconstructs them in a way that's bold, provocative, and hilarious.
-
-
Delightful Diatribes
- By thekimgriffin on 11-04-18
By: Erin Gibson
-
The New New Rules
- A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today.
-
-
Audio isn't the right format for this sort of book
- By Amanda on 12-06-11
By: Bill Maher
-
I'm Your Emotional Support Animal
- Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
- By: Adam Carolla
- Narrated by: Adam Carolla
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses.
-
-
A little more crass than I was expecting
- By Brian Sachetta on 08-12-20
By: Adam Carolla
-
Empty Nation, Bundle 1 (4 Book Series)
- By: Sue Nish
- Narrated by: Bea Flowers
- Length: 15 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Empty Nation is a sci-fi, romantic, political satire comedy. The story begins 200 years in the future. In this first volume the framework for the entire series is defined with a wildly concocted futuristic plan by the new United States government to control the economic fate of the world (nothing new). The two main characters in the series, Mary and Jane, are bred and introduced to the listeners. Their adventures from birth to preschool are humorous and quite amazing.
-
-
Politics in story form
- By Josh Noneya on 09-11-19
By: Sue Nish
-
Gulliver's Travels: A Signature Performance by David Hyde Pierce
- By: Jonathan Swift
- Narrated by: David Hyde Pierce
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A Signature Performance: Four-time Emmy Award winner David Hyde Pierce delivers an air of lovable self-importance in his rendition of the classic social satire that remains as fresh today as the day it was published.
-
-
Loved every minute
- By Rose on 01-16-11
By: Jonathan Swift
-
When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
- By: George Carlin
- Narrated by: George Carlin
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Following his two New York Times best sellers, Brain Droppings and Napalm & Silly Putty, comes George Carlin's third audiobook, When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?, a riotous journey through the mind of one of America's premiere comic observers.
-
-
I nice pragmatic view of life.
- By Aaron on 10-19-04
By: George Carlin
-
Feminasty
- The Complicated Woman's Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death
- By: Erin Gibson
- Narrated by: Erin Gibson
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Erin Gibson has a singular goal - to create a utopian future where women are recognized as humans. In Feminasty - titled after her nickname on the hit podcast Throwing Shade - she has written a collection of make-you-laugh-until-you-cry essays that expose the hidden rules that make life as a woman unnecessarily hard and deconstructs them in a way that's bold, provocative, and hilarious.
-
-
Delightful Diatribes
- By thekimgriffin on 11-04-18
By: Erin Gibson
-
The New New Rules
- A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today.
-
-
Audio isn't the right format for this sort of book
- By Amanda on 12-06-11
By: Bill Maher
-
I'm Your Emotional Support Animal
- Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
- By: Adam Carolla
- Narrated by: Adam Carolla
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses.
-
-
A little more crass than I was expecting
- By Brian Sachetta on 08-12-20
By: Adam Carolla
-
The Liberal Redneck Manifesto
- Draggin' Dixie Outta the Dark
- By: Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan, Corey Ryan Forrester
- Narrated by: Trae Crowder, Drew Morgan, Corey Ryan Forrester
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Smart, hilarious, and incisive, the Liberal Rednecks confront outdated traditions and intolerant attitudes, tackling everything people think they know about the South - the good, the bad, the glorious, and the shameful - in a laugh-out-loud funny and lively manifesto for the rise of a New South. Home to some of the best music, athletes, soldiers, whiskey, waffles, and weather the country has to offer, the South has also been bathing in backward bathroom bills and other bigoted legislation.
-
-
Must read for all Americans
- By E. Cote on 11-13-16
By: Trae Crowder, and others
-
Shit, Actually
- The Definitive, 100% Objective Guide to Modern Cinema
- By: Lindy West
- Narrated by: Lindy West
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Shit, Actually is a love letter and a breakup note all in one: to the films that shaped us and the ones that ruined us. More often than not, Lindy finds, they're one and the same.
-
-
How Woke
- By R. Squyres on 02-27-21
By: Lindy West
-
Survival of the Thickest
- Essays
- By: Michelle Buteau
- Narrated by: Michelle Buteau
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stand-up comedian, actress, and host Michelle Buteau reflects on growing up Caribbean, Catholic, and thick in New Jersey, going to college in Miami (where everyone smells like pineapple), her many friendship and dating disasters, working as a newsroom editor during 9/11, getting started in stand-up opening for male strippers, marrying into her husband’s Dutch family, IVF and surrogacy, motherhood, chosen family, and what it feels like to have a full heart, tight jeans, and stardom finally in her grasp.
-
-
Enjoyable listen, unexpected moments
- By Jessica on 12-28-20
By: Michelle Buteau
-
Blame It on Bianca Del Rio
- The Expert on Nothing with an Opinion on Everything
- By: Bianca Del Rio
- Narrated by: Bianca Del Rio
- Length: 4 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When it comes to insult comics, Bianca Del Rio is in a class by herself. Fierce, funny, and fabulous - a would-be love child sired by John Waters and birthed by Joan Rivers - Bianca sandblasted her name in the annals of pop culture on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Thanks to her snarky frankness, impeccable comedic timing, and politically incorrect humor, she became the show’s breakout star, winning its sixth season. In Blame It on Bianca Del Rio, Bianca shares her opinions loudly and proudly, offering raucous, hilarious, no-holds-barred commentary on annoyances, big and small.
-
-
Works on stage, not as a disembodied voice
- By Tuscancat on 05-25-18
By: Bianca Del Rio
-
Why We Suck
- A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid
- By: Dr. Denis Leary
- Narrated by: Dr. Denis Leary
- Length: 4 hrs and 47 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Why We Suck, Dr. Denis Leary uses his common sense, and his biting and hilarious take on the world, to attack the politically correct, the hypocritical, the obese, the thin - basically everyone who takes themselves too seriously. He does so with the extra oomph of a doctorate bestowed upon him by his alma mater Emerson College. "Sure it's just a celebrity type of thing - they only gave it to me because I'm famous." Leary explains.
-
-
Really Deep Insights
- By Arun Gupta on 07-20-09
By: Dr. Denis Leary
-
Short Stories of William Somerset Maugham, Volume 1
- By: W. Somerset Maugham
- Narrated by: Charlton Griffin
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Winner of the 2001 Audie Award for Classic Fiction, this is an unparalleled presentation of Maugham's stories, complete with sound effects and music.
-
-
Jewels!
- By Jacko45 on 07-05-04
-
Cherry on Top
- Flirty, Forty-Something, and Funny as F**k
- By: Bobbie Brown, Caroline Ryder
- Narrated by: Bobbie Brown
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The second book by Sunset Strip video vixen Bobbie Brown, Cherry on Top documents Brown's transformation from 1990s sex symbol to comedy queen, revealing the dramatic ups and downs of her biggest reinvention yet. Once the hottest girl on the Sunset Strip, the blonde beauty in the video to Warrant's 1990s hit, "Cherry Pie" is now in her late 40s, and she's letting her mouth run wild as a headliner on the comedy stage a few doors down from the rock clubs she once frequented. She's still smoking hot, but telling jokes about farting on men's balls isn't helping her find The One.
-
-
Nice follow up to Dirty Rocker Boys
- By partyaction on 09-19-19
By: Bobbie Brown, and others
-
Ungovernable
- The Victorian Parent's Guide to Raising Flawless Children
- By: Therese Oneill
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg, Betsy Foldes Meiman
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Feminist historian Therese Oneill is back, to educate you on what to expect when you're expecting...a Victorian baby! In Ungovernable, Oneill conducts an unforgettable tour through the backward, pseudoscientific, downright bizarre parenting fashions of the Victorians.
-
-
Unexpected and Hilarious
- By M. Huber on 05-21-19
By: Therese Oneill
-
Ranting Again
- By: Dennis Miller
- Narrated by: Dennis Miller
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dennis Miller is back, and he is Ranting Again in this hilarious compendium of wit, wisdom, and righteous outrage. This is good news for all of us who fume at the country's lack of common sense, and seethe at the absurdity of the daily headlines. Setting his sights higher and wider than ever before, Dennis Miller is at the top of his game in a biting and rowdy performance that unleashes his unique brand of scathing wit on anything and everything.
-
-
Pre Fox News Dennis
- By Lifeisshort on 05-07-15
By: Dennis Miller
-
The Art of the Pimp
- One Man's Search for Love, Sex, and Money
- By: Dennis Hof
- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Dennis Hof, proprietor of the world-famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel and the P.T. Barnum of prostitution, charts his path to fame and infamy, while dispensing homespun wisdom about sex, sales, money, and how to live as the country's most recognizable pimp. In The Art of the Pimp, Dennis Hof offers a hilarious, insightful, behind-the-scenes look at life as the proprietor of The Moonlight Bunny Ranch, the world's most famous legal brothel, and recounts his chaotic life.
-
-
if you love the sex industry then yell love this
- By Amazon Customer on 11-28-17
By: Dennis Hof
-
Full Frontal Feminism
- A Young Woman’s Guide to Why Feminism Matters
- By: Jessica Valenti
- Narrated by: Julie McKay
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Feminism isn't dead. It just isn't very cool anymore. Enter Full Frontal Feminism, a book that embodies the forward-looking messages that author Jessica Valenti propagated as founder of the popular website, Feministing.com. This revised edition includes a new foreword by Valenti, reflecting upon what’s happened in the five years since Full Frontal Feminism was originally published.
-
-
I'd recommend it!
- By Jacqueline Camero on 10-05-16
By: Jessica Valenti
-
Roseannearchy
- Dispatches from the Nut Farm
- By: Roseanne Barr
- Narrated by: Roseanne Barr
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Roseanne Barr is a force of nature. Whether taking the sitcom world by storm, challenging accepted social norms, or battling the wild pigs inhabiting her nut farm in Hawaii, she is not to be trifled with. In this audiobook, Roseanne unleashes her razor-sharp observations on hypocrisy, hubris, and self-perpetuating institutions of questionable value - as well as menopause, pharmaceuticals, and her grandkids. And she's as controversial, original, and funny as ever.
-
-
If "My Lives" left you wanting more......
- By Amethyst on 01-12-11
By: Roseanne Barr
Related to this topic
-
Stranded
- By: Chris Bruno, David Howard Lee, Shukri R. Abdi
- Narrated by: Taraji P. Henson, Tracee Ellis Ross, Blake Griffin, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?
-
-
Get ready to Laugh
- By Lasheree McFarlane on 11-08-24
By: Chris Bruno, and others
-
Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
-
-
Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
-
The Best Man's Ghostwriter
- By: Matthew Starr
- Narrated by: Glen Powell, Nicholas Braun, Ashley Park, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
-
-
SO GOOD
- By Csutty on 09-23-24
By: Matthew Starr
-
Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
-
-
Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
The Great Indoors
- By: Ginny Hogan
- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
-
-
Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
-
I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
-
-
Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
-
Stranded
- By: Chris Bruno, David Howard Lee, Shukri R. Abdi
- Narrated by: Taraji P. Henson, Tracee Ellis Ross, Blake Griffin, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Separated by 10 years, 3,000 miles, and the unrelenting stresses of adulthood, best friends Janet and Serena plan a 40th birthday girls’ trip to reconnect. But after a massive crash, they’re the only survivors to wash ashore on an uncharted Caribbean Island. Armed with only the clothes on their backs and zero survival skills, they fight to overcome hunger, thirst, deadly wildlife—and most terrifyingly—decades of accrued resentment. Can they find their way home, or will they kill each other first?
-
-
Get ready to Laugh
- By Lasheree McFarlane on 11-08-24
By: Chris Bruno, and others
-
Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
-
-
Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
-
The Best Man's Ghostwriter
- By: Matthew Starr
- Narrated by: Glen Powell, Nicholas Braun, Ashley Park, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 37 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A bad best man’s speech can ruin a wedding. Why do we plan every detail of a perfect day and then give the groom’s idiot best friend five minutes of total power? Enter Nate (Glen Powell), a speechwriter-for-hire who helps people write incredible best man speeches. To keep the best man from embarrassing himself (and the newlyweds), Nate uses his list of don’ts: Don’t mention the exes, don’t be rated R, and don’t bum everyone out. Nate’s system never fails. That is, until he meets Dan (Nicholas Braun).
-
-
SO GOOD
- By Csutty on 09-23-24
By: Matthew Starr
-
Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
-
-
Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
The Great Indoors
- By: Ginny Hogan
- Narrated by: Mae Whitman
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
-
-
Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
-
I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
-
-
Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
-
The Perfect Find
- By: Tia Williams
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.
-
-
A-FREAKING-MAZING!!!
- By Bernadette on 05-30-21
By: Tia Williams
-
American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
-
-
Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
-
CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
-
-
Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
-
Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
-
-
Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
-
-
More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
-
Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
-
-
They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
What listeners say about Breeding: A Dirty Story About a Dirty Country
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 05-06-19
A fruitful and engaging reading experience
Truly a mixed bag of genre’s. I wasn’t sure if I was reading Sci-fi, romance or political satire. But once I got into it, I realized the beauty of the intertwined themes.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Fantom
- 07-11-19
If you only ever get 1 book , make sure this is it
I received this audiobook free of charge & in return I'm offering my opinion & review which is totally unbiased . Very very dirty but so much fucking fun , I love the sarcasm & the humor . This audiobook pokes so much fun at the sexuality of Americans & is the most sexually ' un P C ' book ever . Once you can see past all the swearing & filthy passages then hopefully you'll realise this is a great work of satire & fun . One little snippet & its not a spoiler because its about 3 minutes in a 3.5 hour book . The government is looking for small dick men to turn them into sissies & install a cunt into them . Then install them into factories & pay the workers in sex , most workers are only working to get enough to buy food & as we know everyone would rather fuck than eat . It sounded like a great idea to help the economy but then the governor of some obscure state asked how do the small dick cunt instilled workers get paid ? The president saved the day , he suggested genetic modified machinery that the small dickers could use . The government all cheered & saluted President Dump , they praised how wonderful it was to have someone as wise as President D . DUMP as their leader . You'll need to get the book to find out if this worked also how the unions reacted , what if a person worked extra , was there a bonus system & did everyone get paid the same ? Plus how do you pay the female staff . The narration is excellent ..
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 07-04-19
Not bad for an amateur newbie writer
Sue Yan Nish has written fun books to read or to listen to, if you’re like me and love reading about how our corrupt USA Inc. government is and the main characters sticking it to the man. Oh and I loved the sexy erotic descriptions sprinkled in between the harsh reality. Warning, the first few chapters in book 1 are a little creepy.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Jon Doe
- 03-02-20
A irreverent and highly disturbing parody
First off, this being an audiobook, it should be said, the narrator did a wonderful job. My only compliant was a couple of repeats, and, at one point, a dog barking in the background.
As the story goes, this is a disturbing parody, detailing the extremity of what life can become given our current political path. In the vein of "Gulliver's Travels," and "The Handmaid's Tale," we get a chance to see the author's take on what can happen if our societal ills are taken to their logical, and even highly illogical, end. Certainly not an outcome any rational person would want, but group-think has a way of causing mobs to accomplish the unthinkable.
In terms of audience, this is not a story for the young, so keep the kids far, far away, and keep an open mind, just don't let your brain fall out!
I requested a free review copy of this audiobook, with expectation of my honest review. Thank you for allowing me to listen to and review the book!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Margaret
- 04-12-20
Story 2.5/5
This is the first book I’ve read/listened to by this author. This is a book that I had to tell myself I had agreed to review it, so I needed to listen to the end. I am curious where the story continues, yet listening was 80% like smacking my thumb with a hammer and 20% enjoying her witty political satire. I think the underlying story was great, but I found the dialogue very repetitive and excessive. Especially when it came to characters that were teenagers and had grown up in this era of time, i found it extremely unnecessary for the characters to explain the workings of their society and government policies to each other EVERY time they spoke. I would’ve been happy for the acronyms to of been explained maybe a few times (since there were many of them) but not repeated extensively.
I think the book could have been reduced by half . There is not any violence but there is swearing and excessive sexual content.
Funny thing is, and I cringe thinking about it, but I am curious about the next book. I am undecided if I will listen or not. I am not sure the underlying wittiness is worth listening to all the rest. I understand she is trying to make a point, but I do not think it needs to be driven home so much.
This is the first book I’ve listened to by this narrator ( Bea Flowers ) She gives each character a voice but no all are overly distinct. The narration did not allow me to forget I was being read to but the writing of the story would not have allowed that either. I found the repetition over the top. There were mispronunciations, skipped words, verbal stumbles and I could hear noises in the background of the recording.
There is excessive sex references and swearing. There is not any violence. There are derogatory comments and labeling for the purpose of making the point to the story.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and voluntarily left this unbiased review.
Please feel free to comment on whether you found my review helpful.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!