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  • The New New Rules

  • A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
  • By: Bill Maher
  • Narrated by: Bill Maher
  • Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
  • 4.2 out of 5 stars (727 ratings)

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The New New Rules

By: Bill Maher
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Publisher's summary

From best-selling author and host of HBO's Real Time, Bill Maher's new book of political riffs serves up a savagely funny set of rules for preserving sanity in an insane world.

A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today. With another presidential campaign on the horizon and a stellar set of real-life characters to have fun with - "New Rule: If Charlie Sheen's home life means he can't have a TV show, then I say Newt Gingrich can't be president" - this enlightening and important book may be the best thing you pretend to read all year.

©2011 Bill Maher (P)2011 Penguin
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"Of all the comic commentators, Maher is the gutsiest, boldest, and least inhibited." ( The Washington Post)

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Humorous but can get a bit repetitive

What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

True to his show, Bill Maher uses humor to entertain while discussing various political points.

Any additional comments?

I listened to this on one of my long drives. I enjoyed the humor however I did find the use of "new rule" repetitive and on occasion mildly annoying. Aside from that it was enjoyable to listen to and I'd still recommend others give it a chance.

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Awesome

As ruthless as usual, the cross reference among topics is brilliant. Basically everyone had it coming! Still comparing Americans to the French is my favorite...

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Hilarious!

Classic Bill Maher. Great insight. Funny shit! Resonates in today's politics and society. Definite recommend.

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Entertaining and clever

What made the experience of listening to The New New Rules the most enjoyable?

The way he views people and current events, it's very insightful and critical but funny.

What was one of the most memorable moments of The New New Rules?

Can't say, too much content to pick one single thing.

What about Bill Maher???s performance did you like?

The way he expresses his ideas.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me laugh, of course.

Any additional comments?

Yes, he shoud make more audio version of his shows available for those of us who do not have access to his TV appearances.

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Entertaining Light Reading

I love Bill Maher, so most of what he says, I agree with. That may not be the case for others. I thoroughly enjoyed the book. I was looking for something light and funny, and this book fit that perfectly.

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One of my best buys so far!

If you could sum up The New New Rules in three words, what would they be?

Thought-provoking, intelligent, and FUNNY. Makes you say

What was the most compelling aspect of this narrative?

No one else could have narrated this book! Maher was perfectly himself!

What does Bill Maher bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

His own wit and sarcastic humor! LOVE it!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Get your head out of your ass!!!

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I LOVE BILL MAHER!!!!

Would you listen to The New New Rules again? Why?

He is hilarious and keeps us all honest!!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughes soo hard, I cried!! I watch him every friday on HBO when he is in season so, I'm use to new rules. I love them!!

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worth it

absolutely loved the book. lots of laughs and a good listen. if you're a fan of Bill or not you should check it out.

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New Rules Everyone; New Rules

A compilation of many of the New Rules segments from his HBO show Real Time. The liberal Commentator and extremely religulous (I probably spelled that wrong) man gives a broad view of rules that need to be enacted; at least for a little while. His attacks combine politics and humor; intentional humor as opposed to the accidental humor exhibited by the politicians and news commentators. Liberals, or anyone who despised the Bush/ Cheaney administration and enjoys the heretical joy of piercing the sanctimony of organized religion will enjoy this one.
For those of you who practice religion on a regular basis or support conservative politics if you don't already know Bill Maher trust me you'll hate it and probably him.

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Comic Genius

Maher is great and brings up some great points. Just wish people took comedians seriously sometimes. Anyone who listens would have to agree with most of his philosophies otherwise, they are probably just being ignorant and close minded. Very funny and educational at the same time. Him saying New Rule a thousand times might be annoying to some but what's more annoying are the people Maher makes fun of!

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