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  • I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

  • Navigating Our All Woke, No Joke Culture
  • By: Adam Carolla
  • Narrated by: Adam Carolla
  • Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (2,217 ratings)

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I'm Your Emotional Support Animal

By: Adam Carolla
Narrated by: Adam Carolla
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Publisher's summary

Three-time New York Times best seller Adam Carolla is back to take on social media, social justice warriors, and a society gone to s**t.

In I’m Your Emotional Support Animal, Adam Carolla examines how our culture went careening off a cliff. We used to have one that created real warriors who fought world wars. Now it spawns social justice warriors who fight Twitter wars. He takes on those who are traumatized by Trump and “emotional support animal” owners who proclaim their victimhood at every airport. He stands up for the collateral damage of the #MeToo movement and for freedom of speech on “safe space” filled college campuses.

Examining the calculated commercials churned out by Madison Avenue, like the ones about cars “made with love,” Carolla rants on ads designed to either bum us out or make us think the corporation is run by Mr. Rogers. Turning to social media, Adam takes down the “hashtag heroes” who signal their virtue daily from atop Twitter mountain. And in the era of the Roomba, performances by dead celebrity holograms, and meals-on-demand delivery services, he looks down the road at our not-so-bright future as a species.

Frank, funny, and utterly unapologetic, this is not a book for those who need a trigger warning, but is THE book for everyone who wants to hit the snooze bar on the “woke” culture.

©2020 Adam Carolla (P)2020 Recorded Books
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those who need to read this probably won't

hilarious...insightful...thought and discussion provoking...irreverent.

everything that you want from Adam Carolla and more.

sadly those who most need to read this book won't.

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Glad I got the audio version

I would be reading this in my head in Carolla's voice anyway. Plus there are some great sidebars added in. The content is good as well.

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Hey Man

I listen to Adam carolla show daily and love it.
you won't be disappointed if you add this book to your collection. the only downside I could foresee is if you listen to this with almost invisible earphones people are going to think you're crazy with your outburst of laughter.

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Finally

Who would have thought that one of the guys from The Man Show would be the voice of reason we’ve all be waiting for. Adam comes at each subject with an honest assessment while at the same time being funny and entertaining.

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Loved it!

Hilarious and poignant. Highly recommend this book! I will definitely be listening to this one again.

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Adam should be president

Adam’s views, perspectives, and opinions are brilliant! If more Americans embraced his philosophies we’d be golden!

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disappointed...

Sad Adam didn't talk about the Linzess commercial- the one where the lady does a double fist pump after taking a giant satisfying dump on an airplane-before it takes off! Thanks, lady (and Linzess for this flight). Neveerheless, still highly recommend.

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HILARIOUS!

Adam is so hilarious in his criticisms and observations of our increasingly ridiculous culture. No one is safe!! Major trigger warning but those that would need the trigger warning aren’t likely to ever read it.

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Facts!

Great book and amazing take on our society! More need to read about what most people look and act like in our lives!

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The Best.

Adam is my clone, much to my wife’s dismay. Loved it and his podcast! Can’t wait for the next.

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