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Connor's Big D*ck and Space Adventures Featuring a Planet of Sexy Cyborgs
- Narrated by: J. E. Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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While stalking a group of hot alien-hunting dudes, Connor, ironically, gets hunted down by aliens himself. He is abducted. Taken off-planet. To be sold to slavery in the far reaches of the universe. During the unplanned trip out of the galaxy, Connor finds out though, to his immense amusement, that his d*ck has a power. It’s a real force of nature too! Back on Earth, it wasn’t anything, just an average d*ck. Nobody gave a damn about it back on Earth. At the distant frontiers, though, his d*ck can do magic! Bending alien minds. Getting advantage over extraterrestrial species. But will it be enough to get his ass back home? And would he even want to go back?
A new extraterrestrial road-trip series from the creator of Jimmy’s Erotic Adventure in Space and Time Continuum.
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You think you’re struggling to find your place in the universe? Consider poor old Colin Douglass, a terminally ill insurance agent who awakens from centuries in cryogenic freeze to find Earth is a devastated wasteland. Now, he’s being pursued by a homicidal interstellar tourist board, and calculating insurance dividends is as outdated as making stone axes. Sci-fi-hating technophobe Colin seeks a cure for his illness in this strange new galaxy where toilets talk back, and door handles are a long-forgotten relic.
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Hairy knees won't stop Colin!
- By Willis Burns on 11-19-19
By: Karl Beecher
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
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Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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The Outsider
- Roswell High Series, Book 1
- By: Melinda Metz
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 4 hrs and 41 mins
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He's not like other guys. Liz has seen him around school. It's hard to miss Max - the tall, blond, blue-eyed senior stands out among all the other students at Roswell High. So why is he such a loner? Max is in love with Liz. He loves the way her eyes light up when she laughs and the way her long, black hair moves when she turns her head. Most of all, he loves to imagine what it would be like to kiss her. But he knows he can't get too close. He can't risk her discovering the truth about who he is - or what he is....Because the truth could kill her.
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The reader ruined it for me.
- By courtney callum on 04-02-19
By: Melinda Metz
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To Be Taught, If Fortunate
- By: Becky Chambers
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
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At the turn of the 22nd century, scientists make a breakthrough in human spaceflight. Through a revolutionary method known as somaforming, astronauts can survive in hostile environments off Earth using synthetic biological supplementations. With the fragility of the body no longer a limiting factor, human beings are at last able to journey to neighboring exoplanets long known to harbor life. A team of these explorers, Ariadne O’Neill and her three crewmates, are hard at work in a planetary system 15 light-years from Sol, on a mission to ecologically survey four habitable worlds.
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"Gay & Lesbian"?!? This is solid Sci-Fi
- By Jennifer on 09-16-19
By: Becky Chambers
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Forever Young
- Forever Young, Book 1
- By: Daniel Pierce
- Narrated by: Leo Barnabas
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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Jason Richards is in his 40s, recently divorced, and hates his job, but all of that changes when he's attacked by a redheaded vampire and left for dead in a truckstop bathroom. He soon wakes up in a mansion, surrounded by beautiful women and told he can never go home again. More importantly, he finds that his bones no longer ache, he feels amazing, and he looks like a 20-year-old kid again. That's because he's a Ferin, a Forever Young, gifted with immortality and special abilities unlike anything he ever thought possible.
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Cheesy vampire sex stories
- By Lance on 03-24-21
By: Daniel Pierce
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The Lightning-Struck Heart
- By: TJ Klune
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 19 hrs and 49 mins
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Once upon a time, in an alleyway in the slums of the City of Lockes, a young and somewhat lonely boy named Sam Haversford turns a group of teenage douchebags into stone completely by accident. Of course, this catches the attention of a higher power, and Sam's pulled from the only world he knows to become an apprentice to the king's wizard, Morgan of Shadows.
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Absolutely brilliant
- By Rain on 12-23-15
By: TJ Klune
What listeners say about Connor's Big D*ck and Space Adventures Featuring a Planet of Sexy Cyborgs
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- S. Pierson
- 01-24-20
Cute, funny and ludicrously fun!
The title alone made it worth it! The storyline is goofy big time but that’s part of what makes it great. The narrator is fantastic! Short and enjoyable. It’s not Dickens so if you’re only into literature, move on.
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- Sue 🎧
- 01-21-20
enjoyed it
Did the story keep me engaged: yes
Were there any parts I found annoying: would have liked it to be longer
Did I feel an emotional connection to the characters: yes
Would I listen to it again: yes
I enjoyed this more than I thought I would! Entertaining characters and a good pace. I was really surprised by the ending and hope we hear more adventures of Connor, Grey and Cyborg.
I enjoyed JE Jones narration. I had no problem telling the characters apart and he added life to the audio experience.
Overall a fun and enjoyable couple of hours !
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- Donald
- 01-20-20
Connor's Travels
This is a fun short story. As Connor visits another planet, he finds love. The characters were well developed and had great personalities. The narration was executed with great talent that makes the story fun. To bad it was only two and a half hours long. With that being said, I'm looking forward to future adventures of Connor, Grey and the Cyborg.
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- Aurie
- 04-01-20
All in one
Perie Wolford's Connor's big dick and Space adventures is reaaaallly awesome now I can't stop reading! Plus the narrator nailed everything!
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- Cat
- 01-23-20
can Connor's big manhood save them?
Connor is perving on some online porn people and finds himself abducted by an alien, in danger of being studied by cyborgs and finds his manhood is magic and may be their only hope of being rescued.
I will begin by saying neither erotica or sci-fi is my usual thing. So why did I take this for review? Because I have listened to several books by Perie Wolford and though out of my usual comfort zone, I find them refreshing, funny and interesting. Though very erotic there is a deep underlying story with lots of adventure, never a dull moment and thought the story is extremely short it is complete. I think this is my favorite yet.
The narration is also very good, more acting than just reading and gives, excitement to the story as well.
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- MeloBrown
- 03-13-20
Magical Orgasms
This is my first book by this author and narrator.
The story was short but managed to pack a ton of events into a few pages. Overall it was a decent story and I found it entertaining.
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- Sunnyles
- 02-10-20
Outrageously funny! I loved it.
When I first started this book I thought, meh. Then I started to see how funny it was. Conner's adventures are so off the wall funny and Grey (his alien abductor) is hilarious. I loved his pet, Flubber and Crusher too. After they crash land on a supposedly unoccupied planet, they are imprisoned by cyborgs. Where he meets "Guard". This had a surprise ending that was terrific! I was still chuckling and replaying it in my head for quite awhile afterwards.
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- Sadie G
- 04-06-20
Enjoyable short story
This was a really good short story. I want more and longer. Great narration. Highly recommended!
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- Cherdene
- 02-17-20
Mind controlling D**k
This story is a little different from what I usually read, so I said why not give it a try.
In some ways I think this story was a little amusing. wacking off while strange animals watch' and controlling them with your mind or is it the D ** ** K No... (wouldn't everyone lik to d that...?)weird.
The ending. was surprising. but I guess connor has a l ot add more adventures before he could return home.
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- Dee S.
- 02-14-20
Entertaining Listen
Perfect length for my train commute. However in its brevity it felt like things happened super suddenly or without transitions. I found it super fun to listen to never the less😋
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