Mashed Audiobook By Grivante, Eddie Generous, J. Donnait, Brandon Ketchum, Devon Widmer, Mark Daponte, Darla Dimmelle, John Henry, J.L. Boekestein, Alex Colvin, Steve Carr, Nicholas Paschall, Calypso Kane, R.A. Goli, Maxine Kollar cover art

Mashed

The Culinary Delights of Twisted Erotic Horror

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Mashed

By: Grivante, Eddie Generous, J. Donnait, Brandon Ketchum, Devon Widmer, Mark Daponte, Darla Dimmelle, John Henry, J.L. Boekestein, Alex Colvin, Steve Carr, Nicholas Paschall, Calypso Kane, R.A. Goli, Maxine Kollar
Narrated by: Missy Cambridge
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Mashed is an anthology of twisted humor, erotic horror, and culinary experimentation. Featuring demented authors from all over the world coming together to delight and terrify you.

Mashed feels like Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on the Food Network! This collection of 17 sensually sinister tales that will leave you both scared and slightly turned on, while laughing out loud and contemplating whether or not you should have their next meal.

©2017 Grivante Press (P)2017 Grivante Press Horror
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Great collection of short stories. All of them are funny, gruesome, and erotic! Definitely not for a younger audience lol. Each of these made me laugh and cringe. Some were a little odd, but still enjoyable. Great narration by Missy Cambridge. She kept me laughing!

Funny, Gruesome, and Erotic!

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As with most anthologies, there are stories that will appeal to different people. In this case, there are varying levels of both gore and sensuality. It is fair to say that I found a bit more than half entertaining, and others that I did not enjoy that much. Overall though, this was an enjoyable collection.

The narration is not great. Missy Cambridge sounds like she is reading during the narrative parts, and the dialogue performances are only decent. She needs to work on her craft more, though she has potential.

Fair Collection

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Truly bizarre stories, each one is different so you never know what you'll get next.

Entertaining

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Sometimes food horror porn is just what you want....Bloody and disgusting stories of cooking and killing with narration sometimes robotically erotic....delicious and filling!

Hungry for blood?

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Just the absolute best story. Everything I like to listen about and more. Such a great story I will listen again and again. A keeper!!

pretty good

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Horror and sex combine in this tantalizing collection of stories. Each of the stories is well written and has some interesting plots and characters. These tales are not for the faint of heart or the squeamish. There is a wide variety of plots and some had a few twists and turns that were not expected. I enjoyed this collection and will be looking for more from many of these authors.
Narrator Missy Cambridge does a nice job of keeping the listener engaged and interested in this collection. The narration is strong and flows naturally.

I received this audiobook at my request and I voluntarily wrote a review.

Mashed

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Some of these stories will make you chuckle while others will make you grimace. A few will even make you nauseous.

Awesome collection!

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A Woman’s Corn - Two secret lovers with more secrets then either of them knew, brings about a special witches brew while the devil stews.
By J. Donnait
This was cute and surprising with hints in the summary I should have guessed the extent of it. Lesson never think you will come out on top for you won’t. Two loves meet one to say good bye one not willing to let go. The outcome is anyone’s guess but few will see it coming.


Charlies Chunky Munching Meat - A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far.
By Stephen McQuiggan
Made me chuckle Charlie had so hard times, he has been a few places he should never have been. His last stay end with him in prison. He has become obsessed with one meat for a reason but I am not so sure many men would trade place with him. As a woman I hope to never see the likes of Charlie.


Halloween Nosh - Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon. By Brandon Ketchum
This story puts a new light on what’s for dinner. Let’s hope it won’t be you! This is a couple I never want to meet nor would I like an invite for dinner.


Biscuit : A Love Story - A baker's dreams destroyed by a homeless man with unnatural hungers, leads to super-natural revenge. By Grivante
One way to use a biscuit but not one I would want to, nor would I want to eat it after the deed has been done. I can’t blame the man for wanting revenge but lord the way he didn’t it even had me in shock. Be very careful how you get your thrills or they might bite you back.


Burnt Scrambled Eggs - What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast?
By Devon Widmer
I think I missed something here for me this made no sense.


The Disagreeable Dinner - Ever eaten a bad meal? Not like this one. Join us for this strange and hilarious case of food poisoning By Mark Daponte
Strange is true hilarious not so much, another one I just could not get into, didn’t make much sense.


Sugar - Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways.
By Darla Dimmelle
BDSM as you have never seen it. After listening to this you might change your mind and think vanilla isn’t so bad after all. Even I felt sorry for this man, I bet he wish he had never made that date


The Henry Problem - Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more! By John Grey
A cute fun listen about a dead husband who wouldn’t go away and a wife who couldn’t get luck until he did.


Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf - It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way. By J.L. Boekestein
A very unique twist to this fairy tale makes you rethink it and who the wolf is


The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters - GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead. By Alex Colvin
I will never see instant potatoes the same again, you might want to think before you fix any. GMO is just not for me. lol


Sauce - When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level.
By Steven Carr
WOW that is one way to fix and eat a sauce. I think the lady in question sure was surprised. What a nightmare. I think I would have to pass on this sauce just not my way of tasting food.


The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon - Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment.
By Maxine Kollar
SOoooooooooooooooooo nasty you will never see food the same again. Do not eat why listening to this one. The trouble with Demons is they get you into more trouble, your days of being innocent are over.



P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! - Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance.
By R.A. Goli
Lesson if your husband every wants to redo your kitchen just say no…thanks but no thanks. Next lesson never play with the appliances lol.


Arabica - Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction.
By Cobalt Jade
This one was a little confusing.


Toilet Manners - Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man's life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant.
By Eddie Generous
Shaking head I don’t even know what to say.



The Stray - Is the story of a man's lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away.
By Calypso Kane
This was cute and funny but I will never pick up another stray you never know what you might get.


The Old Man in the Suit - Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras.
By Nicholas Paschall
Alwaya but always show respect or you might be a dish of food, if you are lucky enough you might be a chef or you could end in hell…..your call…..
This one left me with my mouth hung open. I needed to put my hand up to push it closed.

All over there were some very fun, cute and interesting stories here. Some where a little confusing and downright nasty. Some I chuckled at others I just blinked and said what the heck where as others my mouth just hung open.


Ms. Cambridge narration was pretty good. At times it sounded like she was reading where at other times she needed to take a longer pause to let it sink in. There was no background noise, no volume changes and if any breaks were taken I could not tell. Character voices were nice I had no trouble knowing who was talking or even what they were feeling. The sound effects were good there was one where it sounded like she was at a distance which is what needed to sound like. The emotions were good which really added to the listen. I haven’t listened to anything by her before but enjoyed her narration. With a longer pause here and there it would have been better. When she gets to the end of a sentence she kind of draws it out which isn’t natural and needs some work. All in all it was a good narration.

This is a nice way to get a touch of the authors to know if you like their writing style. I did like A women Corn the best. There were a few others I really enjoyed and others just went over my head and some I thought was downright gross. It was an enjoyable listen but not one I think I want to listen to again. Fun, cute and different along with very twisted.

Very twisted for sure

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as with most story compilations they are not all going to be for you but this one had some good ones and one i really loved. give it a shot.

give it a shot

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Had a blast listening to this. The stories were interesting, and yes, would like to see another Mashed. Five stars.

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