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The Culinary Delights of Twisted Erotic Horror
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Missy Cambridge
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Mashed is an anthology of twisted humor, erotic horror, and culinary experimentation. Featuring demented authors from all over the world coming together to delight and terrify you.
Mashed feels like Scary Movie meets 50 Shades on the Food Network! This collection of 17 sensually sinister tales that will leave you both scared and slightly turned on, while laughing out loud and contemplating whether or not you should have their next meal.
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I did not expect to like it!
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Another excellent story by Gerri Hill!
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Lover Boy
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From the first time I meet Leo Montgomery, I know I'm in trouble. His dark, heated gaze skittering down my body sets my skin on fire. A rare sighting of his elusive, heart-stopping smile and - dear lord - I think I just ovulated. But then, he hires me to babysit his adorable little troublemaker after school, and now, my maternal instincts are working overtime.
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Wonderful!
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Video Nasties
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Italian director Nicolo Funelli's lost film comes alive when the maven of the macabre is released after 20 years of VHS imprisonment. New hire Annie Watkins' pre-emptive obituaries at Live @ Five New Orleans News seem to be killing off famous people. A used delivery van causes Katie and Gavin's life to take an unimaginable wrong turn into very dark territory. A teen orphan with a unique ability is held captive in a secret government lab, forced to submit to their whims. Vacationers become a grotesque part of the Easter festivities in a small English town.
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Audible Niceness for Video Nasties
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By: Duncan Ralston
Funny, Gruesome, and Erotic!
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The narration is not great. Missy Cambridge sounds like she is reading during the narrative parts, and the dialogue performances are only decent. She needs to work on her craft more, though she has potential.
Fair Collection
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Entertaining
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Hungry for blood?
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pretty good
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Narrator Missy Cambridge does a nice job of keeping the listener engaged and interested in this collection. The narration is strong and flows naturally.
I received this audiobook at my request and I voluntarily wrote a review.
Mashed
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Awesome collection!
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By J. Donnait
This was cute and surprising with hints in the summary I should have guessed the extent of it. Lesson never think you will come out on top for you won’t. Two loves meet one to say good bye one not willing to let go. The outcome is anyone’s guess but few will see it coming.
Charlies Chunky Munching Meat - A tale of obsession over a certain pink meat, gone too far.
By Stephen McQuiggan
Made me chuckle Charlie had so hard times, he has been a few places he should never have been. His last stay end with him in prison. He has become obsessed with one meat for a reason but I am not so sure many men would trade place with him. As a woman I hope to never see the likes of Charlie.
Halloween Nosh - Two old-world vampires celebrating their love during the holidays with a special feast in the dungeon. By Brandon Ketchum
This story puts a new light on what’s for dinner. Let’s hope it won’t be you! This is a couple I never want to meet nor would I like an invite for dinner.
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One way to use a biscuit but not one I would want to, nor would I want to eat it after the deed has been done. I can’t blame the man for wanting revenge but lord the way he didn’t it even had me in shock. Be very careful how you get your thrills or they might bite you back.
Burnt Scrambled Eggs - What happens when your succubus lover stays over for breakfast?
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I think I missed something here for me this made no sense.
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Strange is true hilarious not so much, another one I just could not get into, didn’t make much sense.
Sugar - Honey is sweet, but when a potential sugar daddy turns out to be one of her high school teachers, a night of planned BDSM fun ends in a most unsavory of ways.
By Darla Dimmelle
BDSM as you have never seen it. After listening to this you might change your mind and think vanilla isn’t so bad after all. Even I felt sorry for this man, I bet he wish he had never made that date
The Henry Problem - Fruit as an aphrodisiac, exorcisms for dummies? All that and more! By John Grey
A cute fun listen about a dead husband who wouldn’t go away and a wife who couldn’t get luck until he did.
Nibble, Nibble, My Wolf - It’s all the rage to reimagine fairy tales these days and this story gets it right in the most beautifully twisted and erotic way. By J.L. Boekestein
A very unique twist to this fairy tale makes you rethink it and who the wolf is
The Wrath of the Buttery Bastard Taters - GMO’s are out of hand. A couples romantic dinner turns into a nightmare when their frankenfood decides to eat them instead. By Alex Colvin
I will never see instant potatoes the same again, you might want to think before you fix any. GMO is just not for me. lol
Sauce - When cooking lessons lead to a new fetish, narcissistic Bart, takes self-satisfaction to a new level.
By Steven Carr
WOW that is one way to fix and eat a sauce. I think the lady in question sure was surprised. What a nightmare. I think I would have to pass on this sauce just not my way of tasting food.
The Care and Feeding of your Personal Demon - Be careful what you wish for. Sometimes, asking for a little help from down below can come with a lifetime of demented and hilarious torment.
By Maxine Kollar
SOoooooooooooooooooo nasty you will never see food the same again. Do not eat why listening to this one. The trouble with Demons is they get you into more trouble, your days of being innocent are over.
P.A.C.D. The Kitchen of Tomorrow, Today! - Advancements in technology are often quickly perverted for sexual experimentation. Find out what happens when a couple’s cooling romance heats back up with a new kitchen appliance.
By R.A. Goli
Lesson if your husband every wants to redo your kitchen just say no…thanks but no thanks. Next lesson never play with the appliances lol.
Arabica - Do you like coffee? Maybe a little too much? Here’s a tale of a woman using BDSM aversion therapy to overcome her caffeine addiction.
By Cobalt Jade
This one was a little confusing.
Toilet Manners - Marital impropriety leads to the strangest meal of a man's life after a visit to a glory hole inside a fancy french restaurant.
By Eddie Generous
Shaking head I don’t even know what to say.
The Stray - Is the story of a man's lifelong dedication to helping strays. But, what happens when one gets a little upset when he announces he is moving away.
By Calypso Kane
This was cute and funny but I will never pick up another stray you never know what you might get.
The Old Man in the Suit - Voodoo and baked goods outside a lesbian bar during Mardi Gras.
By Nicholas Paschall
Alwaya but always show respect or you might be a dish of food, if you are lucky enough you might be a chef or you could end in hell…..your call…..
This one left me with my mouth hung open. I needed to put my hand up to push it closed.
All over there were some very fun, cute and interesting stories here. Some where a little confusing and downright nasty. Some I chuckled at others I just blinked and said what the heck where as others my mouth just hung open.
Ms. Cambridge narration was pretty good. At times it sounded like she was reading where at other times she needed to take a longer pause to let it sink in. There was no background noise, no volume changes and if any breaks were taken I could not tell. Character voices were nice I had no trouble knowing who was talking or even what they were feeling. The sound effects were good there was one where it sounded like she was at a distance which is what needed to sound like. The emotions were good which really added to the listen. I haven’t listened to anything by her before but enjoyed her narration. With a longer pause here and there it would have been better. When she gets to the end of a sentence she kind of draws it out which isn’t natural and needs some work. All in all it was a good narration.
This is a nice way to get a touch of the authors to know if you like their writing style. I did like A women Corn the best. There were a few others I really enjoyed and others just went over my head and some I thought was downright gross. It was an enjoyable listen but not one I think I want to listen to again. Fun, cute and different along with very twisted.
Very twisted for sure
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