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Kristen Painter
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When 49-year-old Belladonna Barrone’s mobbed-up husband does her the favor of dying in a car accident, she thinks she’s finally free of the crime family she unwittingly married into. Then the boss tells her that she has to complete her husband’s last job before that freedom is truly hers.
No big deal, she figures. Until things go south in ways she never imagined. Suddenly she’s thrust into a whole new world that makes the mob look like kindergarten. Vampires and werewolves are real? How is that freaking possible?
Her dreams of a new life disappear faster than wine at book club as more problems arise from her husband’s dark dealings and the unbelievable complications caused by her supernatural entanglements. Only her strength and determination (and some wild new friends) will see her through this next chapter, but the odds are against her.
How much more can her life suck? She’s about to find out....
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Lydia has always known she has no power, especially next to her infamous and more-than-slightly dodgy family. Which is why she carved her own life as a private investigator far away from London. When a professional snafu forces her home, the head of the family calls in a favour, and Lydia finds herself investigating the disappearance of her cousin, Maddie.
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Ask yourself
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By: Sarah Painter
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Moonlight in Winter Park
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All Hope Cooper needed this year was to have the kind of Christmas her family always cherished. But with her parents gone and her only brother having to work, it doesn't look like it's going to work out for her. There's nothing she can do about her parents, but she most certainly can voice her annoyance at her brother's boss for making him work out of town all through the holidays. Beckett James hates the holidays and everything that goes with them. They were important at one time, but now the only thing that matters is his company and its continued growth....
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Homicide in Hardcover
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- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
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The streets of San Francisco would be lined with hardcovers if rare book expert Brooklyn Wainwright had her way. And her mentor wouldn't be lying in a pool of his own blood on the eve of a celebration for his latest book restoration. With his final breath he leaves Brooklyn a cryptic message, and gives her a priceless - and supposedly cursed - copy of Goethe's Faust for safekeeping.
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NICE TYPICAL COZY mystery
- By CarmelaC on 02-06-17
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The Edge of Midnight
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Sarita Grayson is desperate. That's the only explanation for her late-night rendezvous with a bag of stolen diamonds. But then a handsome stranger stands between her and a clean getaway. In the struggle for freedom, she accidentally shoots him. Mykal Chandler, head of a covert government agency NIA, can't believe he's been shot. He's shocked, he's furious, but he's also attracted to this sassy woman. Unfortunately, Sarita has stumbled onto a smuggling plot and he'll need to protect her, even if he has to kidnap her to do it. But Sarita isn't one to go quietly into the night....
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Literary Excellence, another masterpiece
- By Marquita n Dallas on 03-24-21
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Brownies and Broomsticks
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Katie Lightfoot's tired of loafing around as the assistant manager of an Ohio bakery. So when her aunt Lucy and uncle Ben open a bakery in Savannah's quaint downtown district and ask Katie to join them, she enthusiastically agrees. While working at the Honeybee Bakery - named after Lucy's cat - Katie notices that her aunt is adding mysterious herbs to her recipes. Turns out these herbal enhancements aren't just tasty - Aunt Lucy is a witch and her recipes are actually spells!
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A Little Mystery with your Magic
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A Crafty Killing
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The last thing Katie Bonner wanted was to become the manager of Artisans Alley. But when her business partner Ezra Hilton is found bludgeoned to death, she has no other choice. Business under Ezra had been faltering - but was it enough to provoke someone to murder? Only Katie can find the answer.
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So-so
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Iron & Velvet
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Name's Kane, Kate Kane. I'm a paranormal private investigator, which is like a normal private investigator except - and stop me if you're having trouble following this - more paranormal. This business comes with a few basic rules: don't start drinking before noon, don't get your partner killed, don't sleep with the woman who killed him. Last year I broke all of them.
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Vampire werewolf witch faerie soft core porn
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Against the Wind
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New York Times best-selling author Kat Martin launches a riveting contemporary romance series starring the Raines boys of Wind Canyon, Wyoming. Back in high school, Jackson Raines was humiliated by the beautiful Sarah Allen, who wanted out of Wind Canyon at any cost. Now Jackson reluctantly opens his ranch to the recently widowed Sarah. And as sparks ignite, he finds himself protecting her from her dead husband’s shady business partners.
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Just not my style
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Witch Slapped
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Hello. My name is Stevie Cartwright, and I've been witchless for 30 days. If only there was a support group for down-on-their-luck ex-witches who've had their powers slapped right out of them (literally). Just as I was licking my wounds after returning to my hometown of Ebenezer Falls, Washington, and navigating my suddenly nonmagical existence with the help of my familiar, Belfry, things got sticky. Enter an ex-spy and newly departed spirit named Winterbottom, who's infiltrated my life with his sexy British accent and a couple of requests....
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Enjoyed this cozy tremendously!
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All the Pretty Girls
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When a local girl falls prey to a sadistic serial killer, Nashville homicide lieutenant Taylor Jackson and her lover, FBI profiler Dr. John Baldwin, find themselves in a joint investigation pursuing a vicious murderer. The Southern Strangler is slaughtering his way through the Southeast, leaving a gruesome memento at each crime scene – the prior victim’s severed hand.
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Distracting subplot and uninteresting characters
- By Ed on 05-13-10
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Grace Under Pressure
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Everyone wants a piece of millionaire Bennett Marshfield, owner of Marshfield Manor, but now it's up to new curator Grace Wheaton and handsome groundskeeper Jack Embers to protect dear old Marshfield. But to do this, they'll have to investigate a botched Ponzi scheme, some torrid Wheaton family secrets-and sour grapes out for revenge.
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Loved it!!!
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- jjthor
- 02-21-20
Really fun book!
This is the first book in a new series and a new type of book geared more to us older ladies! I must say it was fun to listen to . I wasn't sure how it would be but I really did enjoy it. Donna was a mafia wife that was trying to get out but when her husband got killed things changed drastically for her. whats a person to do when they get bit and change to a vampire? Go with it that's what and boy did she own it once she got over the shock! A Nun for a sister, a terrible sire, a handsome man to be a blood bank and assistant and don't forget the FBI werewolf cute as well. Throw in the Mafia and the Russian mob and you have a great story. So look forward to the next book to see what happens in her life next. BJ Harrison did a wonderful job with the narration as well.
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- KJones in Ohio
- 11-25-22
fun to listen too
I really like anything about Kristen painter for the longest time. they're always fun stories then let me get away from daily life for a couple hours or more
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- 02-03-22
Sucks to be me review book 1
I really enjoyed this book. From the beginning to the end. Nothing was long drawn out, the storyline was explained well. I enjoyed it.
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- Robin
- 02-25-20
Good story
I didn’t know how I would feel about this book, mob story lines aren’t usually my thing. Took me a minute to get into it but I really enjoyed it. I will read more from Kristen Painter.
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- 03-10-20
Enjoyable story unlike others
I enjoyed this story immensely. It’s different than anything I’d listened to before and was quite an enjoyable story! Worth listening to
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- Sofaqueenminion81
- 06-11-20
Love this book!!!!!!
Entertaining suspenseful I love the main character as well as the supporting characters this is an awesome series.
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- N. Salem
- 11-19-20
Glad I gave it a chance
The first few chapters were a bit boring for me, but the story became fun and engaging. The narration was slightly off-putting at first, but only for those first few chapters. When the story picked up, B.J. Harrison's narration grew to be charming and entertaining.
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- Krop Circle LLC
- 06-08-20
excellent
its been a while Kristin , but this is a good start to this series. Even though it sounds familiar. But, thanks for the entertainment.
Krop Circle LLC
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- Ms Trux
- 07-26-20
Great Read
This was really entertaining. Most of the time when listening to audio I have no problem picking up where I left off once I’m back in the vehicle...not with this one...LOL I listen to this one until it was done.
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- Marti DeGregorio
- 02-19-20
Great!
As always Kristen provides characters we love and become involved with. BJ Harrison is stellar with his narration. Great listen.
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