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Never Cuff an Alien
- Vandalar Concubines, Book 2
- Narrated by: Dorinda Ravish
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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Publisher's summary
My alien concubine refuses to please me.
That gruff, muscled Vandalar saikh I bought myself keeps running away. So I do what every lonely woman in her 30s would: I cuff him to my bed, until he comes to his senses.
At least now I don’t have to chase behind him in high heels and can concentrate on starting my mail-order-saikh business. What could possibly go wrong?
I tell you what: He frees himself. Of course, he does.
Now I’m the one tied to the bed while he threatens punishment. I really should freak out about this, having so much work to do building myself a new existence and all - but I’m just happy he’s finally showing some initiative.
Never Cuff an Alien is the second book in this interconnected alien romantic comedy series, featuring concubines trained to cook, clean, and please their female in whichever way she wishes - or not. Some are stubborn like that....
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Anna Rossi lives by one simple rule: Don't get attached, don't get hurt. But Alec Flynn doesn’t play by the rules... Anna never takes on a massage client without screening him first, but the paycheck offered by billionaire Maxim Stein is too good to turn down. Stein is the richest man she's ever laid her hands on, and despite the risks, she trusts that she can take care of herself. After all, she's handled difficult clients in the past.
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MUCH MUCH MORE THAN JUST A BITTER-SWEET ROMANCE
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-21-14
By: Sierra Kincade
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The Bad Guy
- By: Celia Aaron
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Lance Greenfield, Erin Mallon
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Sebastian Lindstrom, and I'm the villain of this story. I've decided to lay myself bare. To tell the truth for once in my hollow life, no matter how dark it gets. And I can assure you, it will get so dark that you'll find yourself feeling around the blackened corners of my mind, seeking a door handle that isn't there. Don't mistake this for a confession. I neither seek forgiveness nor would I accept it. My sins are my own. They keep me company. Instead, this is the true tale of how I found her, how I stole her, and how I lost her.
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PSYCHOPATH ! YES PLEASE
- By Ya Book Girl on 12-19-17
By: Celia Aaron
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Calendar Girl: Volume One
- January, February, March
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Summer Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Mia Saunders needs money. A lot of money. She has one year to pay off the loan shark who has threatened her father's life and is coming after his unpaid gambling debts. One million dollars to be exact. Her mission is simple - serve as a high-priced escort for her aunt's Los Angeles-based company and pay monthly against the debt. Spend a month with a rich man whom she doesn't have to sleep with if she doesn't want to? Easy money. Unlucky in love with a spirit that never gives up, this curvy motorcycle-riding vixen plans to get in, make her money, and get out.
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Very entertaining story.
- By Svetik on 01-11-18
By: Audrey Carlan
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How Beauty Met the Beast
- Book One of Tales of the Underlight
- By: Jax Garren
- Narrated by: Therese Plummer
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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The Beast Scarred. Damaged. Living with a terrible secret. Agent of the Underlight Wesley 'Hauk' Haukon has nothing left but the fight for liberty against the oppressive Order of Ananke. He's starting to lose hope...and then he sees her. The Beauty Despite her night job as a burlesque dancer, grad student Jolie Benoit has always played the mostly good girl. That all changes following a scorching sexual encounter with a stranger whose face she doesn't see.
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A Disappointment...,
- By Lia on 03-08-13
By: Jax Garren
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The Accidental Werewolf
- Accidentally Friends, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Meredith Mitchell
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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When Marty Andrews gets bitten by a mangy mutt while walking her teacup poodle, her blond hair darkens, the hair on her legs starts growing at an alarming rate, and her mood swings put her dream job as a sales rep for Bobbie-Sue Cosmetics in serious jeopardy. Then a drool-worthy man shows up at her door claiming that he accidentally bit Marty. And since he's a werewolf, she is now, too. Thinking Keegan Flaherty is clearly insane, Marty refuses to believe a word until a kidnapping makes her realize there's more at stake than just her highlights.
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Too much sex
- By CrunchySocks on 03-17-15
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Dark Protector
- By: Celia Aaron
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Lance Greenfield
- Length: 7 hrs and 21 mins
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From the moment I saw her through the window of her flower shop, something other than darkness took root inside me. Charlie shone like a beacon in a world that had long since lost any light. But she was never meant for me, a man that killed without remorse and collected bounties drenched in blood. I thought staying away would keep her safe, would shield her from me. I was wrong. Danger followed in my wake like death at a slaughter house. I protected her from the threats that circled like black buzzards, kept her safe with kill after kill.
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Perfect start to the series!
- By PATRICIA on 08-28-19
By: Celia Aaron
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One Bite With a Stranger
- The Others Series
- By: Christine Warren
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
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When Regina's friends insist on setting her up a "Fantasy Fix" to help her get over her cheating ex, she dreams up some kinky out-of-this-world encounters that they could never possibly bring to life. But the next thing Regina knows, her friends have got her laced into a shiny black corset, tight leather pants, and a sexy pair of stilettos. It's time for some downtown vampire-fantasy fun...
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Don't judge the entire Others series by Book 1
- By Erin on 08-25-12
By: Christine Warren
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Disorderly Conduct
- The Academy
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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Police academy cadet Charlie Burns can't believe his luck when the gorgeous blonde he meets in a bar murmurs those magic words: "Nothing serious, 'kay?" Mind-blowing, no-strings sex with Ever Carmichael - it's the holy grail of hookups for a guy who's too busy following in his law enforcement family's footsteps to think about getting serious. Charlie's all about casual...that is until Ever calls it quits, and his world tilts on its axis.
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Hot and steamy!
- By mandy on 09-23-17
By: Tessa Bailey
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Growl
- By: Eve Langlais, A. C. Arthur, Kate Douglas
- Narrated by: Alexandra Shawnee
- Length: 17 hrs and 18 mins
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In Legal Wolf's Mate, taking on a pro bono murder case isn't a problem for a lawyer who enjoys a challenge. Discovering that his new client is his mate? A tad more complicated. Gavin has no intention of settling down, especially not with a woman accused of murder, but once he sets eyes on Megan, his fate is sealed. In The Alpha's Woman, Kira Radney has no desire to be a subservient mate. When a member of her father's pack attempts to make her his mate by force, Kira has no choice but to flee.
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Patriciaq
- By Kindle Customer on 09-20-16
By: Eve Langlais, and others
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Whose Bride Is She Anyway?
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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Lights, camera, action! Join the cast and crew of reality TV show Whose Bride Is She Anyway? for a hilariously funny tale that will keep you listening. The stage is set, the players are in place, and the cameras are rolling as an ex-cheerleader and two ex-geeks compete for love, marriage, and money...a lot of money!
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Horrible. Too much inner monologue
- By jojo beanz on 05-21-19
By: Dakota Cassidy
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Heated Pursuit
- Alpha Security, Book 1
- By: April Hunt
- Narrated by: Brooke Hayden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Penny Kline didn't come to Honduras on a pleasure trip. She's here to rescue her kidnapped niece, the only family she's got left. What she didn't plan on was walking into a covert ops mission - or being wrapped up in the hard-muscled arms of Rafe Ortega. The cool-as-ice operative's touch may get her all hot and bothered, but no man can have a hold on her heart until her niece is home where she belongs.
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Great
- By Jessica Counts on 02-02-18
By: April Hunt
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Obsession
- By: Jennifer Armentrout
- Narrated by: Alexandra R. Josephs
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
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He's arrogant, domineering, and...To. Die. For. Hunter is a ruthless killer. And the Department of Defense has him firmly in their grasp, which usually doesn't chafe too badly because he gets to kill bad guys. Most of the time he enjoys his job. That is until he's saddled with something he's never had to do before: protect a human from his mortal enemy.
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Holy Alien Hotness
- By Katherine on 04-19-15
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Beauty Dates the Beast
- Midnight Liaisons Series, Book 1
- By: Jessica Sims
- Narrated by: Leah Mallach
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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WANTED: Single human female to join charming, wealthy, single male were-cougar for a night of romantic fun - and maybe more. Me: The tall, sensuous, open-minded leader of my clan. You: A deliciously curvy virgin who's intimately familiar with what goes bump in the night. Must not be afraid of a little tail. Prefer a woman who's open to exploring her animal nature. Interest in nighttime walks through the woods a plus. My turn-ons include protecting you from the worst the supernatural world has to offer.
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Over...noooo!
- By Jennifer on 05-29-12
By: Jessica Sims
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Sin and Ink
- Sweetest Taboo, Book 1
- By: Naima Simone
- Narrated by: Rock Engle, Mackenzie Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 14 mins
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Being in lust with my dead brother's wife pretty much guarantees that one day I'll be the devil's bitch. But Eden Gordon works with me, so it's getting harder and harder to stay away. I promised my family - and him - I would, though. My days as an MMA champion are behind me. But whenever I see her, with those wicked curves and soft mouth created for dirty deeds, it's a knock-down fight to just maintain my distance. "Hard Knox" becomes more than just the name of my tattoo shop. However, surrendering to the forbidden might be worth losing everything...
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Awesome Journey
- By LyricalRain on 01-02-19
By: Naima Simone
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- TA
- 04-06-22
Interesting and Funny
This book was pretty entertaining; a different spin on intergalactic romance. It was like a paranormal romantic comedy. The narrator did a great job; I was not familiar with Dorinda and was pleasantly surprised with her development of male and female characters. In my favorites it goes!
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- haley grant
- 05-03-22
Laughed so hard my co-worker thought I was crying
These stories are a super rare combo of uproariously hilarious and hella smexy (super mega sexy). If you are looking for a story that you can’t listen to in public, because of the constant smiling you will be doing, you have found it! I sincerely hope there are more and audible gains access. I don’t care the cost I want all of the vandal male concubine story’s that V. K. Ludwig cranks out!
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- Cori Martin
- 07-28-22
This is such a great series!
This series surprised me! The books are so funny and hot! But the actual story is interesting and kept me hooked!
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- Audible Kindle
- 02-02-22
So vecking good
This is some fun little erotica for sure. What is surprising to me is that I'm really enjoying the story that is wrapped around it too. This series was a surprise find and I'm so glad I decided to go for it!
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