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Chuck Tingle
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Most people think of habits as harmful problems worth breaking away from, but there are plenty of good habits, too! Kara would love to start washing her hands, but it’s simply not a part of her daily routine. Unfortunately, this lack of care ends up infecting Kara with a variety of illnesses.
Fed up with her own unhealthy ways, Kara sets out to make sure she doesn’t forget this important hygiene task, by meeting up with the beautiful physical manifestation of washing her hands!
Now Kara and this living concept are wrapped up in a hardcore lesbian encounter that neither of them is soon to forget!
This erotic tale is 4,400 words of sizzling human on lesbian hand washing action and hardcore healthy habit love.
(Emetophobia warning. This story has two moments before the erotic section where a character is sick and throws up.)
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Unfinished ending ticked me off. - *Spoiler*
- By CUSTOMER on 10-21-18
By: Rachel Astor
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- By: Penelope Douglas
- Narrated by: Sofia Willingham, Greg Tremblay, Carson Beck, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Tiernan de Haas doesn’t care about anything anymore. The only child of a film producer and his starlet wife, she’s grown up with wealth and privilege but not love or guidance. And when they suddenly pass away, she knows she should be devastated. But has anything really changed? She’s always been alone, hasn’t she? Jake Van der Berg, her father’s stepbrother and her only living relative, assumes guardianship of Tiernan who is still two months shy of 18. She's sent to live with him and his two sons, Noah and Kaleb, in the mountains of Colorado.
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😒 creepy underage vibes/horrible narration
- By Chelsea Wentworth on 05-28-21
By: Penelope Douglas
What listeners say about The Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands Gets Me Off
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- Fishwithfeet
- 07-10-21
Truly defied my expectations
For the story:
I hadn't read a Chuck Tingle novel before, so I'm not sure if that would've given me a better idea of what to expect, but this was a good mixture of personal growth, comedy, and eroticism. I will definitely be getting more Chuck Tingle books.
For the Narration:
Georgia Bird does an amazing job. The Narration starts off a little dry, but it perfectly sets the listener up to appreciate her accent as the "Sentient Physical Manifestation of Washing My Hands". I'll be looking for more Georgia Bird narrated works for sure.
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