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Jamie Reese
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Andrew Bushard
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Ages 18+. The glass ceiling doesn't scare Arabic Angela. This third party loving woman of color has become mayor and governor and she's only 29 years old. And don't think this makes her a prude! She meets an anti-third party white guy named Jack. What will happen?
Cover illustration by Kenya Pineda.
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