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The Menu meets Ready or Not in this dark tale of opulent luxury and shocking violence from the New York Times bestselling author of Bloom.
Thrift fashionista Dez Lane doesn't want to date Patrick Ruskin; she just wants to meet his mother, the editor-in-chief of Nouveau magazine. When he invites her to his family's big Easter reunion at their ancestral home, she's certain she can put up with his arrogance and fend off his advances long enough to ask Marie Caulfield-Ruskin for an internship someone with her pedigree could never nab through the regular submission route.
When they arrive at the enormous island mansion, Dez is floored-she's never witnessed how the 1% lives before in all their ridiculous, unnecessary luxury. But once all the family members are on the island and the ferry has departed, things take a dark turn. For decades, the Ruskins have made their servants sign contracts that are basically indentured servitude, and with nothing to lose, the servants have decided their only route to freedom is to get rid of the Ruskins for good . . .
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- Narrated by: Kevin Shen, Sam Stafford, Natalie Simpson, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
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From Eliza Clark, the author of the brilliant novels Boy Parts and Penance and one of Granta’s Best Young British Novelists, comes a fierce, visionary and darkly comic story collection. A woman welcomes a parasite into her body. A teenager longs for perfect skin. A scientist tends to fragile alien flora. A young man takes the night into his own hands. Unsettling, revelatory, and laced with her signature dark humor, Eliza Clark’s debut short story collection plumbs the depths of that most basic human feeling: hunger.
By: Eliza Clark
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It Will Only Hurt for a Moment
- A Novel
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarah Carpenter is starting over. She’s on the run—leaving behind her unsupportive, narcissistic ex-boyfriend and alcoholic, abusive mother—and headed for a new beginning at Tranquil Falls, a secluded artists’ colony on the grounds of a closed hotel. There, with no cell signal or internet to distract her, she hopes to rediscover her love for pottery and put the broken pieces of her life back together.
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an elegantly twisted story
- By Laura Tripp on 10-26-24
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William
- By: Mason Coile
- Narrated by: Honey St. Dennis
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Henry is a brilliant engineer who, after untold hours spent in his home lab, has achieved the breakthrough of his career—he’s created an artificially intelligent consciousness. He calls the half-formed robot William. No one knows about William. Henry’s agoraphobia keeps him inside the house, and his fixation on his project keeps him up in the attic, away from everyone, including his pregnant wife, Lily.
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The plot twist...
- By Chad Mathlin on 09-12-24
By: Mason Coile
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We Came to Welcome You
- A Novel of Suburban Horror
- By: Vincent Tirado
- Narrated by: iiKane
- Length: 13 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Sol Reyes has had a rough year. After a series of workplace incidents at her university lab culminates in a plagiarism accusation, Sol is put on probation. Dutiful visits to her homophobic father aren’t helping her mental health, and she finds her nightly glass of wine becoming more of an all-day—and all-bottle—event. Her wife, Alice Song, is far more optimistic. After all, the two finally managed to buy a house in the beautiful gated community of Maneless Grove. However, the neighbors are a little too friendly in Sol’s opinion.
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Needs a different voice actor
- By Tinyv2424 on 09-11-24
By: Vincent Tirado
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All the Hearts You Eat
- By: Hailey Piper
- Narrated by: Jeremy Carlisle Parker, L Morgan Lee, Alexis Vandom, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 54 mins
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Ivory’s life changes irrevocably when she discovers the body of Cabrina Brite on the sands of Cape Morning, along with a mysterious poem. How did she die, and why does it seem she was trying to swim to Ghost Cat Island, the center of so many local mysteries? Desperate to uncover the answers surrounding Cabrina’s death, and haunted by her discovery, Ivory begins to see the pale ghost of Cabrina, only to shake it off as a mere hallucination. But Ivory is not alone.
By: Hailey Piper
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Deadly Animals
- A Novel
- By: Marie Tierney
- Narrated by: Olivia Dowd
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Ava Bonney is a compassionate and studious fourteen-year-old girl with a dark secret: she has an obsessive interest in the macabre. She is fascinated by the rate at which dead animals decompose. The highway she lives by regularly offers up gifts of roadkill, and in the dead of night Ava loves nothing more than to pull her latest discovery into her roadside den and record her findings. One night, she stumbles across the body of her classmate and, fearing that her secret ritual could be revealed, she makes an anonymous call to the police.
By: Marie Tierney
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She's Always Hungry
- Stories
- By: Eliza Clark
- Narrated by: Kevin Shen, Sam Stafford, Natalie Simpson, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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From Eliza Clark, the author of the brilliant novels Boy Parts and Penance and one of Granta’s Best Young British Novelists, comes a fierce, visionary and darkly comic story collection. A woman welcomes a parasite into her body. A teenager longs for perfect skin. A scientist tends to fragile alien flora. A young man takes the night into his own hands. Unsettling, revelatory, and laced with her signature dark humor, Eliza Clark’s debut short story collection plumbs the depths of that most basic human feeling: hunger.
By: Eliza Clark
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It Will Only Hurt for a Moment
- A Novel
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarah Carpenter is starting over. She’s on the run—leaving behind her unsupportive, narcissistic ex-boyfriend and alcoholic, abusive mother—and headed for a new beginning at Tranquil Falls, a secluded artists’ colony on the grounds of a closed hotel. There, with no cell signal or internet to distract her, she hopes to rediscover her love for pottery and put the broken pieces of her life back together.
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an elegantly twisted story
- By Laura Tripp on 10-26-24
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William
- By: Mason Coile
- Narrated by: Honey St. Dennis
- Length: 5 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Henry is a brilliant engineer who, after untold hours spent in his home lab, has achieved the breakthrough of his career—he’s created an artificially intelligent consciousness. He calls the half-formed robot William. No one knows about William. Henry’s agoraphobia keeps him inside the house, and his fixation on his project keeps him up in the attic, away from everyone, including his pregnant wife, Lily.
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The plot twist...
- By Chad Mathlin on 09-12-24
By: Mason Coile
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We Came to Welcome You
- A Novel of Suburban Horror
- By: Vincent Tirado
- Narrated by: iiKane
- Length: 13 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Sol Reyes has had a rough year. After a series of workplace incidents at her university lab culminates in a plagiarism accusation, Sol is put on probation. Dutiful visits to her homophobic father aren’t helping her mental health, and she finds her nightly glass of wine becoming more of an all-day—and all-bottle—event. Her wife, Alice Song, is far more optimistic. After all, the two finally managed to buy a house in the beautiful gated community of Maneless Grove. However, the neighbors are a little too friendly in Sol’s opinion.
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Needs a different voice actor
- By Tinyv2424 on 09-11-24
By: Vincent Tirado
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I Am the Dark That Answers When You Call
- By: Jamison Shea
- Narrated by: Kristolyn Lloyd
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Though Laure has tried to close the lid on her ballet shoes and the feelings she once held for dance since the Palais Garnier incident two months ago, Laure is spinning out. Between partying, drinking, and avoiding anything and, well, everyone, she has no time to be anything but a monster. But when Laure stumbles across a mysterious dead body during one of her nights out, she’s forced to notice the cracks stretching beyond herself.
By: Jamison Shea
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A Cure for Sorrow
- A Novel
- By: Jen Wheeler
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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Convention-flouting Nora Harris is a determined young medical student in Gilded Age Manhattan. A surgeon’s daughter, she always leads with her head—until her father’s latest protégé, Euan Colquhoun, steals her heart. Love and logic bind the newly betrothed couple together, but a tragic accident cuts their bright future short. Grief-stricken, Nora finds surprising comfort in corresponding with Euan’s older brother, Malcolm. She decides to forsake her ambitions to retreat to the Colquhoun family farm deep in the tangled woods of upstate New York.
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A Slow Burn…
- By HistoryNerd on 10-17-24
By: Jen Wheeler
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Bloom
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Pfeifer
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
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A sweet sapphic romance takes a deadly dark turn in this sharp-as-a-knife novella with the slow build menace of Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber—from a New York Times-bestselling author hailed by Chuck Wendig as "a storyteller working at the top of her class."
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Actually Disturbing
- By Amazon Customer on 05-22-24
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Devils Kill Devils
- By: Johnny Compton
- Narrated by: Imani Jade Powers
- Length: 11 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Sarita has been watched over by a guardian angel her entire life. She calls him Angelo, and keeps him a secret. But secrets can’t stay buried forever. When Angelo murders someone she loves, Sarita begins to see what's really been lurking in the shadows surrounding her. And she will have to embrace the evil within if she hopes to make it out alive. Johnny Compton, critically acclaimed author of The Spite House and master of dread, takes you on a terrifying race of one woman against the hordes of hell.
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Loved this story
- By K. Wilks on 10-13-24
By: Johnny Compton
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Mine
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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Lily Horne is a drama queen. It's helped her rise to stardom in the school play, but it's also landed her in trouble. Her parents warn her that Florida has to be different. It's a fresh start. No theatrics. But this time, the drama is coming for her. The Hornes' new house is awful. The pool is full of slime; the dock is rotten; and the swamp creeps closer every day. But worst of all, the house isn't empty...it's packed full of trash, memories, and, Lily begins to fear, the ghost of the girl who lived there before her. And whatever is waiting in the shadows wants to come out to play.
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Fun Listen!
- By Aries_83 on 09-12-22
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Tiny Threads
- A Novel
- By: Lilliam Rivera
- Narrated by: Frankie Corzo
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Fashion-obsessed Samara finally has the life she’s always dreamed of: A high-powered job with legendary designer Antonio Mota. A new home in sunny California, far away from those drab Jersey winters. And an intriguing love interest, Brandon, a wealthy investor in Mota’s fashion line. But it’s not long before Samara’s dream life begins to turn into a living nightmare as Mota’s big fashion show approaches and the pressure on her turns crushing. Perhaps that’s why she begins hearing voices in her room at night.
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The Vernon Perfume
- By Chelsea Eads on 10-12-24
By: Lilliam Rivera
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The Night Guest
- By: Hildur Knútsdóttir, Mary Robinette Kowal - translator
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 2 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Iðunn is in yet another doctor's office. She knows her constant fatigue is a sign that something's not right, but practitioners dismiss her symptoms and blood tests haven't revealed any cause. When she talks to friends and family about it, the refrain is the same—have you tried eating better? exercising more? establishing a nighttime routine? She tries to follow their advice, buying everything from vitamins to sleeping pills to a step-counting watch. Nothing helps. Until one night Iðunn falls asleep with the watch on, and wakes up to find she’s walked over 40,000 steps in the night.
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Interesting & creepy
- By Jaimie Welbourn on 09-20-24
By: Hildur Knútsdóttir, and others
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Model Home
- A Novel
- By: Rivers Solomon
- Narrated by: Gabby Beans
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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The three Maxwell siblings keep their distance from the lily-white gated enclave outside Dallas where they grew up. When their family moved there, they were the only Black family in the neighborhood. The neighbors acted nice enough, but right away bad things, scary things—the strange and the unexplainable—began to happen in their house. Maybe it was some cosmic trial, a demonic rite of passage into the upper-middle class. Whatever it was, the Maxwells, steered by their formidable mother, stayed put, unwilling to abandon their home, terrors and trauma be damned.
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A short and sad story written beautifully
- By Amanda G on 11-06-24
By: Rivers Solomon
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Duncan Ralston Is Dead
- By: Lisa Breanne
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 3 hrs
- Unabridged
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A Rumor has fractured humanity... Violence is on the rise... The police have stopped answering calls... Hospitals are overrun... Cities are burning... Matt Shaw cannot be reached for comment... Duncan Ralston is Dead. This is how it happened.
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Disjointed and weird but kind of fun
- By Julia on 10-24-24
By: Lisa Breanne
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I'll Be Waiting
- A Novel
- By: Kelley Armstrong
- Narrated by: Jennifer Pickens
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Nicola Laughton never expected to see adulthood, being diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis as a child. Then medical advances let her live into her thirties and she met Anton, who taught her to dream of a future… together. Months after they married, Anton died in a horrible car crash, but lived long enough to utter five words to her, “I’ll be waiting for you.” That final private moment became public when someone from the crash scene took it to the press—the terminally ill woman holding her dying husband as he promised to wait for her on the other side.
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thrilling
- By Michael jimenez on 10-25-24
By: Kelley Armstrong
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A Sunny Place for Shady People
- Stories
- By: Mariana Enriquez, Megan McDowell
- Narrated by: Lee Osorio, Annette Amelia Oliveira, Sol Madariaga, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
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Welcome to Argentina and the fascinating, frightening, fantastical imagination of Mariana Enriquez. In twelve spellbinding new stories, Enriquez writes about ordinary people, especially women, whose lives turn inside out when they encounter terror, the surreal, and the supernatural. A neighborhood nuisanced by ghosts, a family whose faces melt away, a faded hotel haunted by a girl who dissolved in the water tank on the roof, a riverbank populated by birds that used to be women.
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Random but not scary or intriguing
- By Stephanie S on 10-03-24
By: Mariana Enriquez, and others
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The Queen
- By: Nick Cutter
- Narrated by: Ariel Blake, Zac Aleman, Corey Brill, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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On a sunny morning in June, Margaret Carpenter wakes up to find a new iPhone on her doorstep. She switches it on to find a text from her best friend, Charity Atwater. The problem is, Charity’s been missing for over a month. Most people in town—even the police—think she’s dead. Margaret and Charity have been lifelong friends. They share everything, know the most intimate details about one another…except for the destructive secret hidden from them both. A secret that will trigger a chain of events ending in tragedy, bloodshed, and death. And now Charity wants Margaret to know her story.
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Loved it
- By Amazon Customer on 10-30-24
By: Nick Cutter
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- Bradley
- 09-27-24
SO FUN AND SURPRISINGLY GORY
Perfectly paced and length. Dawson is an auto buy author for me. So I didn’t read the synopsis and went in completely blind. After the reading the premise Ready or Not is an apt comparison.
At the beginning it was an okay infiltrate the rich type story but when things turned violent I was locked in. Highly recommend
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