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Dick-Nose

By: Matt Shaw
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Jeremy Jumper isn’t like normal people. Jeremy has a medical condition which causes a large mass to grow on the end of his nose. It starts as a red mark and, over the following days, balloons to ridiculous size. Strangers stop and stare while others dive for cover, worried it’s about to explode.

Of course, Jeremy has a close group of friends around him who are nothing but supportive of him and his condition. Whenever it flares up, they have his back and...oh who am I trying to kid? Jeremy’s friends are assholes and tease him relentlessly. But, as the mass grows, so too does Jeremy’s temper, and it’s only a matter of time before something explodes.

The question is: what will pop first? The lump, or the violent rage brewing within him?

NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.

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This story is about a man who is insecure. Through his bouts of depression, he finds a way to truly become secure and find what makes him fill secure.
Never have I heard something close to as romantic as this. Matt Shaw went above and beyond to create a tale that will leave you realizing that romance is far from dead. Because we all know that Matt Shaw truly writes about beauty and harmony.

Kudos, Matt. Romeo and Juliet have nothing on this epic novelette.

What a sweet and endearing saga.

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