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The Holy F--king Bible

According to Matt Shaw

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The Holy F--king Bible

By: Matt Shaw
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The Holy Bible, according to Matt Shaw.

Taking the popular stories from the Bible and giving them a horror twist, this book is not intended to be used as a way of preaching your beliefs. God would probably frown down upon such usage, but if you wanted to put your feet up and chuckle along with some dark humor, then God would surely approve.

For fans of the original book, this isn't for you. You won't like this. Don't listen to it. Don't be mad at me for writing it, though because, if you think about it, I am still getting the important stories out there. Kind of.

©2022 Matt Shaw Publications (P)2022 Matt Shaw Publications
Dark humor Horror Satire Scary Comedy Witty
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Great guy

Is he sending in his resumes
Maybe not even be able too use this
Excuse me

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Different Perspective on an Age Old Tale

I have found listening to Mr. Shaw read his work is a little happy treat in my day. His version of the Old Testament was quite entertaining. Right off the back he gives you that warning that he's doing it regardless how you feel and he makes no apologies. He also tells the audience, this is for those individuals who had no intention of reading the Bible. As a person who grew up Baptist and live life as a Pagan, having this perspective that includes "The Gods" (once you read/listen you'll understand) as they work the the creations of life and the first half of the Bible. There may or may not be the introduction to the scientific explanation of creation too, but I'll never tell for certain.

This was so much fun to listen to and I learned/revisited things I was shaky on although only so much could be fit in the allotted time. But if you're on a short trip and you've got an hour, definitely give this a chance.

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hilarious

what a fun twist on the Bible and even though it's poking fun it actually was less mean and pure comedy and Matt's performance fits it perfectly 10/10

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Pure comedy

Matt's performance was amazing. I was expecting mean based on the intro, but was laughing out loud in the middle of the street. Great book!

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