
50 Cups of Coffee
The Woes and Throes of Finding Mr Right
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Dating is an undeniably daunting task, especially when you're done with casual flings and are looking for the real deal with whom to settle down. When a 30-something woman signs up on a dating website for people looking to get married, she realizes just how delightful, vexing, amusing, and befuddling trying to find the perfect husband can be.
Based on real experiences, this audiobook is not a guide to dating, but rather a delightful collection of episodes about meeting potential partners, epiphanies about them, and soul-searching questions that will make you see relationships without the rose-tinted glasses.
Especially pertinent to this age of online dating, this delicious-as-a-cappuccino audiobook is for all those in love, looking for love, or in between. With advice as sage (gained the hard way) as that in He's Just Not That into You and scenarios as funny and outrageous as those in Sex and the City, 50 Cups of Coffee is a hilarious, honest, and witty audiobook, perfect to curl up with when a suitable beau or bae is not available.
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