601 of the Funniest Jokes and One Liners
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From the good, the bad, and all the way to the cringey, this joke book is jam-packed with 601 of the best one-liners, puns, dad jokes, and head shakers. There is enough wit and cheese in this book to keep you going all year, so don’t miss out. Old favorites, new favorites, and some real stinkers—guaranteed to make you laugh out loud and great to impress your friends at a party.
Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy jokes around, including clever quips and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, birthdays, and more! There are entire chapters on sport jokes, work jokes, relationship jokes, and much more!
And here are a few tasters:
Why is a football stadium always cold?
It has lots of fans!
Why do bowling pins have such a hard life?
They’re always getting knocked down.
A man tells his doctor, “Help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I'm not following you.”
So if you want to be laughing your socks off in no time, hit "add to cart" now!
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- By: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrated by: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
- By Tim on 04-16-15
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#IMomSoHard
- By: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Narrated by: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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IRelateSoHard
- By Peekablue on 04-20-19
By: Kristin Hensley, and others
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Everything Is Awful
- And Other Observations
- By: Matt Bellassai
- Narrated by: Matt Bellassai
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
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From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- By M on 11-23-17
By: Matt Bellassai
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I Regret Nothing
- A Memoir
- By: Jen Lancaster
- Narrated by: Jen Lancaster
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
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New York Times best-selling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she’s managed to document her (and her generation’s) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all - sometimes with disastrous results...Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls’ weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is - yikes! - middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day.
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The Smug Is Strong With This One
- By T. Filowitz on 05-24-15
By: Jen Lancaster
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May We Be Forgiven
- By: A. M. Homes
- Narrated by: Andy Paris
- Length: 20 hrs and 43 mins
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May We Be Forgiven, a darkly comic novel of 21st-century domestic life, stars Harold Silver, a historian who's always been jealous of his successful brother, George. But when the hot-tempered George is institutionalized for committing a violent act, Harold finds himself comforting his brother's wife and children. What follows is a scathing examination of a family so fractured it may never be whole again.
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Give this one a try!
- By JWB on 02-13-13
By: A. M. Homes
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Does This Baby Make Me Look Straight?
- Confessions of a Gay Dad
- By: Dan Bucatinsky
- Narrated by: Dan Bucatinsky
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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In 2005, Dan Bucatinsky and his partner, Don Roos, found themselves in an L.A. delivery room, decked out in disposable scrubs from shower cap to booties, to welcome their adopted baby girl - launching their frantic yet memorable adventures into fatherhood. Two and a half years later, the same birth mother - a heroically generous, pack-a-day teen with a passion for Bridezilla marathons and Mountain Dew - delivered a son into the couple’s arms.
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A Parenting Book with Humor and Heart
- By The Reading Date on 02-05-14
By: Dan Bucatinsky
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Funny in Farsi
- A Memoir of Growing Up Iranian in America
- By: Firoozeh Dumas
- Narrated by: Firoozeh Dumas
- Length: 5 hrs and 40 mins
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In 1972, when she was seven, Firoozeh Dumas and her family moved from Iran to Southern California, arriving with no firsthand knowledge of this country beyond her father's glowing memories of his graduate school years here.
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The melting pot, next generation
- By Jerry on 02-15-08
By: Firoozeh Dumas
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Laughing Without an Accent
- Adventures of an Iranian American, at Home and Abroad
- By: Firoozeh Dumas
- Narrated by: Firoozeh Dumas
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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In the best-selling memoir Funny in Farsi, Firoozeh Dumas recounted her adventures growing up Iranian American in Southern California. Now she again mines her rich Persian heritage in Laughing Without an Accent, sharing stories both tender and humorous on being a citizen of the world, on her well-meaning family, and on amusing cultural conundrums, all told with insights into the universality of the human condition. (Hint: It may have to do with brushing and flossing daily.)
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Sigh
- By Sara on 01-29-14
By: Firoozeh Dumas
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Miss Fortune
- Fresh Perspectives on Having It All from Someone Who Is Not Okay
- By: Lauren Weedman
- Narrated by: Lauren Weedman
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
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Lauren Weedman is not okay. She's living what should be the good life in sunny Los Angeles. After a gig as a correspondent with The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, she scored parts in blockbuster movies, which led to memorable recurring roles on HBO's Hung and Looking. She had a loving husband and an adorable baby boy. In these comedic essays, she turns a piercingly observant, darkly funny lens on the ways her life is actually not okay.
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Good
- By Ajules29 on 04-02-16
By: Lauren Weedman
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Housebroken
- Admissions of an Untidy Life
- By: Laurie Notaro
- Narrated by: Laurie Notaro
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
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Number-one New York Times best-selling author Laurie Notaro isn't exactly a domestic goddess - unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband's daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband's not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport).
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Wonderful
- By Carlie on 07-28-16
By: Laurie Notaro
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
- Tales from a Happy Life Without Kids
- By: Jen Kirkman
- Narrated by: Jen Kirkman
- Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
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"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
- By david on 05-22-13
By: Jen Kirkman
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Running with Raven
- The Amazing Story of One Man, His Passion, and the Community He Inspired
- By: Laura Lee Huttenbach
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
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Raven Kraft has changed the lives of thousands who have run with him - many of them hundreds of times. From all 50 states and dozens of countries, across all age groups and backgrounds, they come to run with Raven, and in the process find friendship, inspiration - and a nickname. Among them is author Laura Lee "White Lightning" Huttenbach, who has logged over 1,000 miles of Raven Runs. Here she explores the stories of dozens of others about why they started running with Raven - and why they keep coming back.
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Wonderful
- By ChargingDC on 02-14-24
What listeners say about 601 of the Funniest Jokes and One Liners
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- Drake
- 01-29-24
A Hilarious Collection of Laughter
601 of the Funniest Jokes and One Liners is an absolute gem for anyone in need of a good laugh. This book is packed with humor that spans a wide range of topics, from everyday life to clever wordplay. It's an ideal companion for brightening up your day or sharing jokes with friends. Prepare to burst into laughter!
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- Make Your Mark
- 06-09-24
Such a fun book!
As a person who can appreciate silliness and enjoys adding to my arsenal of jokes, I found this audio to be fun and engaging.
And, I have tons of new material to tryout, I’m looking forward to the next family gathering.
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- Mark
- 10-21-24
Laughs for Everyone
This audiobook is a blast! It’s filled with a mix of silly, cheesy, and cringe-worthy jokes that had me laughing out loud. I enjoyed sharing these one-liners with my family, and they loved the classic dad jokes, especially the football stadium joke!
It’s perfect for any occasion, whether it’s a party or just a fun night in. I found myself chuckling at the clever puns and even groaning at some of the corny ones. If you need a good laugh, this audiobook is a great pick!
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- Runs With Scissors
- 03-22-24
Great book for my family road trip!
I put this book on during a recent family road trip. We had 2 kids, 8 and 6, and 4 adults. I can honestly say at least one of us was laughing out loud most of the time!
These jokes are clean, funny, and the kids were thrilled to tell them again and again on our trip, They'll be repeating them at school and to friends for weeks, I'm sure. It's great to have something we can all listen to together, and all enjoy!
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- E.G.
- 10-23-24
An absolute treasure trove of humor
This audiobook is an absolute treasure trove of humor, packed with jokes that range from clever puns to silly one-liners, perfect for a family road trip or just a fun break in your day. The jokes are thoughtfully grouped by category, including sports, food, and animal jokes, so there’s something for everyone. While some sections, like the relationship jokes, may not be entirely kid-friendly, the majority of the content will have the whole family giggling. Whether you're looking for a quick laugh or some lighthearted fun, this entertaining collection is sure to bring smiles and laughter all around! Highly recommended for anyone in need of a good chuckle.
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- Charlie
- 10-05-22
Package of Entertaining Jokes
It is an entertaining book full of silly, massive family jokes to make everybody laugh. You will find jokes related to many fields like sports jokes, food jokes and many more. It is for sure that after readong it you will feel relax as the way author has written the funniest jokes.
So, if you are searching for some silly and puns book then it is highly recommended.
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- Maximilian
- 02-21-23
Funniest jokes for the road
I love listening to this joke book on the road! It always puts everyone in a good mood where we can laugh at good jokes or just cheesy ones! Definitely recommend!
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- DF
- 10-31-22
Great Audiobook
What a great audiobook. We listened to it with our kids and none of us could stop laughing. Such great jokes! Definitely recommend for a family road trip or social event with friends. And the narrator was great too!
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- Gina
- 11-21-24
Delighfully Hilarious!
Sometimes we need books like this to get through the day. This is definitely my go-to medicine, better than anything in my medicine cabinet. My BFF for sure!
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- Felicia A Rubright
- 11-13-24
Laughs All The Way Through!
If you're looking to boost your mood, this is the audiobook for you. The jokes are short and snappy, making it easy to dip in and out of, and I found myself actually laughing out loud more than I expected! The narrator's timing is on point--she knows how to land a punchline. This is a fun listen for some light background laughs throughout the day.
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