A Fairy's Guide to Disaster
Away From Whipplethorn, Book 1
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Tiny fairies. Huge adventure.
Matilda Whipplethorn is about to get what she's always wanted, and it's a bad thing. Being a babysitter isn't much of a dream for the average 13-year-old, but Matilda is anything but average. She's half a centimeter tall, invisible to the human eye, and hearing-impaired. Her mother won't let her forget any of that. So for Matilda, adventures are in short supply.
Finally agreeing to let Matilda take some responsibility, her mother gives her a list of emergency procedures for babysitting. The only problem; humans aren't on the list.
Minutes into her first job, humans appear in isolated Whipplethorn Manor. They tear her home, the fireplace mantel, right off the wall of Whipplethorn and Matilda's afternoon babysitting job goes long term.
When the mantel ends up on display in an antique mall, the security that Matilda always took for granted is gone. She can lock the doors, but that doesn't keep the kids in or spriggans and the fly-eating phalanx fairies out. Matilda's up for an adventure, if only she could hear it coming.
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Sixteen-year-old Sayers Wayte has everything. Popularity, good looks, perfect grades—there's nothing Sayers' family money can't buy. Until he's kidnapped by a man who tells him the privileged life he's been living is based on a lie. Trapped in a windowless room, without knowing why he's been taken or how long the man plans to keep him shut away, Sayers faces a terrifying new reality. To survive, he must forget the world he once knew, and play the part his abductor has created for him.
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Absolutely brilliant
- By Shelley on 01-20-23
By: Robin Roe
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Hold Me Closer Necromancer
- By: Lish McBride
- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross, Chris Sorensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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The riveting debut work from celebrated newcomer Lish McBride, Hold Me Closer, Necromancer drops a seemingly average boy into the adventure of a lifetime. Sam can’t complain about much, even if his job isn’t the most glamorous one around. But his world gets a whole lot more complicated when he crosses paths with Douglas, a necromancer who gets paid to raise the dead. Douglas thinks Sam might have the right touch for necromancing, and when this turns out to be all too true, Sam faces unimaginable dangers.
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I will love you all night long...
- By Amazon Customer on 10-08-12
By: Lish McBride
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The Fallen Star
- Fallen Star Series #1
- By: Jessica Sorensen
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For 18-year-old Gemma, life has never been normal. Up until recently, she has been incapable of feeling emotion. And when she's around Alex, the gorgeous new guy at school, she can feel electricity that makes her skin buzz. Not to mention the monsters that haunt her nightmares have crossed over into real life. But with Alex seeming to hate her and secrets popping up everywhere, Gemma's life is turning into a chaotic mess. Things that shouldn't be real suddenly seem to exist.
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Absolutely awful!
- By Cherry R.Rollins on 01-21-20
By: Jessica Sorensen
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Falling Home
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Cassie Madison has it all: A high-powered advertising career; a stylish Manhattan apartment; and a sophisticated, rich, and gorgeous fiancé. It's a far cry from her childhood in Walton, Georgia, home of the annual Kudzu Festival and hot, sticky summers. And then there are all the bad memories, the heartache. When Cassie's estranged sister calls to say that her father is dying, Cassie knows it's time to set aside her feelings and go home and face the sister she hasn't seen in 15 years.
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Could not finish
- By G. Moore on 06-08-11
By: Karen White
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The Hollow
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- By: Jessica Verday
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
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When Abbey’s best friend, Kristen, vanishes at the bridge near Sleepy Hollow Cemetery, everyone else is all too quick to accept that Kristen is dead, and rumors fly that her death was no accident. Abbey goes through the motions of mourning her best friend, but privately, she refuses to believe that Kristen is really gone. Then she meets Caspian, the gorgeous and mysterious boy who shows up out of nowhere at Kristen’s funeral, and who keeps reappearing in Abbey’s life. Caspian clearly has secrets of his own, but he’s the only person who makes Abbey feel normal again.
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Slow
- By Messerschmidt on 09-08-11
By: Jessica Verday
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Between the Lines
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A story of romance, adventure, and humor, Between the Lines features high-schooler and social outsider Delilah, who discovers a charming fairy tale in the school library and can’t resist turning to it again and again. But one day she finds the book has hidden depths—and that the story’s handsome prince has somehow stepped from the page into her very own world.
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Not YA, this is a children's story
- By Johnna Joy on 07-04-12
By: Jodi Picoult, and others
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White Hot Kiss
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- By: Jennifer L. Armentrout
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
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Seventeen-year-old Layla just wants to be normal. But with a kiss that kills anything with a soul, she's anything but normal. Half demon, half gargoyle, Layla has abilities no one else possesses. Raised among the Wardens - a race of gargoyles tasked with hunting demons and keeping humanity safe - Layla tries to fit in, but that means hiding her own dark side from those she loves the most.
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Very good story with inconsistant vocals
- By KarenM of My Bookbag on 07-06-16
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Fallout
- By: Todd Strasser
- Narrated by: Jeff Cummings
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It’s the summer of 1962, and Scott and his friends spend their days playing baseball and thinking about girls. But the threat of nuclear war looms over everything they do, and they are haunted by the idea that they could all be dead tomorrow. Even though the possibility of war is all anyone talks about, Scott’s dad is the only one in the neighborhood who actually prepares for the worst, building a bomb shelter to protect his family and stocking it with enough supplies to keep them alive for two critical weeks. The neighbors scoff, but then, in the middle of the night in late October, the unthinkable happens.
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Good book
- By Lorrena Murphy on 11-03-24
By: Todd Strasser
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Remake
- By: Ilima Todd
- Narrated by: Kirsten Potter
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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Nine is the ninth female born in her batch of ten females and ten males. By design, her life in Freedom Province is without complications or consequences. However, such freedom comes with a price. The Prime Maker is determined to keep that price a secret from the new batches of citizens that are born, nurtured, and raised androgynously.
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Don’t waste your time and money
- By Jewel on 01-28-15
By: Ilima Todd
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The Jewel
- By: Amy Ewing
- Narrated by: Erin Spencer
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Violet, born and raised in the Marsh, has been trained as a surrogate for the royalty - because in the Jewel the only thing more important than opulence is offspring. Purchased at the surrogacy auction by the Duchess of the Lake and greeted with a slap to the face, Violet (now known only as #197) quickly learns of the brutal truths that lie beneath the Jewel's glittering facade.
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Left Me Feeling Annoyed
- By Carol Dunn on 11-04-15
By: Amy Ewing
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Drizzle
- By: Kathleen Van Cleve
- Narrated by: Maria Cabezas
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Author Kathleen Van Cleve delivers a promising debut with this magical novel. Eleven-year-old Polly Peabody lives on a farm like no other. It rains every Monday at 1:00 p.m., the crops taste like chocolate, the bugs can communicate, and Polly’s best friend is a rhubarb plant named Harry. But when the weekly downpours stop, and Polly’s brother grows ill, she must figure out how to make it rain again—or her family’s future could be destroyed.
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GREAT BOOK
- By Catherine on 03-14-16
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Once a Witch
- By: Carolyn MacCullough
- Narrated by: Hannah Friedman
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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Tamsin Greene comes from a long line of witches, and she was supposed to be one of the most Talented among them. But Tamsin's magic never showed up. Now 17, Tamsin attends boarding school in Manhattan, far from her family. But when a handsome young professor mistakes her for her very Talented sister, Tamsin agrees to find a lost family heirloom for him. The search—and the stranger—will prove to be more sinister than they first appeared, ultimately sending Tamsin on a treasure hunt through time that will unlock the secret of her true identity, unearth the sins of her family, and unleash a power so vengeful that it could destroy them all.
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What listeners say about A Fairy's Guide to Disaster
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- Maureen O'Hara
- 05-22-17
Magical adventure for all ages.
Outstanding! The story was really a lot of fun. There was a lot of different creatures that I had never heard of. It is a great story for teachers to use to illustrate that a physical deficit can be overcome. The main character Matilda has significant hearing loss. She overcame a lot to keep the little ones in her care safe.
The narration was excellent!
I highly recommend this book!
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- Mike Collins
- 09-24-16
reasonable idea but...
reasonable idea but weak plot, characters and presentation.
the idea is interesting but the story was weak, choppy and poorly read.
I won't be listening to the rest of the series.
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- Emmy
- 03-28-18
A Girls’ Guide to an Imaginative Adventure
A Fairy’s Guide to Disaster is full of ... chaotic disasters and adventure and diversity.
Matilda is introduced as a typical, sarcastic (not snarky!) teenager with a slight attitude who evolves and grows into a level headed, caring, resourceful guardian. Erm babysitter.
I wasn’t crazy about breaking the fourth wall - basically because it was blatant at the beginning, then faded away. It came across as though the author flipped tracks and didn’t polish or edit it out.
The dilemmas of missing and appearing children kept the rapid pacing of the story and plotline, keeping one’s attention. The creativity of explanations were well woven into the story.
I liked the new characters; they were fleshed out and individualized.
A nice book, yet I’m not inclined to quickly follow the series and removed them from my Wish List.
The sample drew me in; narrator was wonderful for this piece.
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- Robert C.
- 10-19-22
such a sweet story
love this little heroine. her kindness and consistency made those around her change their ways they never imagined possible. it was truly a magical story
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- kimberlin sanders
- 02-17-17
great book
loved this book and Aristotle did an amazing job with all the voice. I just love her.I will be looking for more books from them both
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- LINNYLOO
- 05-21-19
I BELIEVE IN FARIES!!!
Very good story, my family enjoyed it emensly!! Took us all the way to our vaca destination!
LOVED THE VOICES!! Especially Horks!!
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- erobbins33
- 01-27-16
different in a good way
I loved this book from start to finish. while it held all the elements of classic fairytales, the social ramifications are all modern. what IS in a name? The children from the mantle in Whipplethorn Manor face the direst dangers and, despite each having gifts they are ashamed of, and some handicaps, they overcome huge obstacles as a team. loved it!
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- RoC
- 02-29-16
Cute
What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
Content is more for young children.
Would you ever listen to anything by A. W. Hartoin again?
No
What didn’t you like about Aris’s performance?
Nothing was wrong with the performance. It was just very childish.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
There are loyalty morals that could benefit a child, plus the vast differences with the "families" could be lessons in cultural tolerance.
Any additional comments?
Did I miss something? This book is for children.
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