
A Tale of Tail Brushing
A Heartwarming Quest of Sword Thrusts and Head Strokes
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Savannah Thomas
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Kirk Mason
About this listen
Black-haired cats are bad luck. What about catgirls?
The best part about being a knight is the peaceful treks across rolling hills, with nothing but gentle winds and bubbling streams for company.
Unfortunately, Richard's next quest breaks that solitude. He needs to gain entry into the fabled Clawmire, and only a flighty catgirl heading the opposite way can help him.
Ida is snooty and feral in equal measure. When she hunts, the wildness in her eyes ignites something inside him. When she cooks, his stomach sings an orchestra. And when she leaps into the trees wearing that short purple dress, well, a gentleman does his best not to look up.
As they travel through the inns and towns of his past, taking a trip down memory lane looks a little different through her eyes. He's not putting down the blade any time soon, but when he pats between her ears and she purrs on his lap, he wonders if his life before wasn't so idyllic.
A Tale of Tail Brushing is guaranteed to set a fire in your heart and a tent in your pants. Ideally listened to with your favorite fantasy music and a bag of salty nuts.
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Life as a blacksmith’s son was simple. Hammer steel, make deliveries, and court the cute baker down the street. My respectable future lay before me. Then, I was attacked by a giant monster. I had to fight for my life, and I won. Something awakened in me that day, something kept hidden by my father. It gave me strength, speed, and other secret powers. Before he could explain, a fist pounded on the door. It was the Knights of Elsara! Or, as the common folk called them, slayers.
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great book
- By James on 04-27-25
By: Kirk Mason
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Hexblade Warlock
- Quintasia Academy, Book 1
- By: Jack Spry, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 17 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Survive. It's all Seven can do. An outcast through no fault of his own, he's forced to work the hardest fields, do the jobs no one else wants to. So, when war comes to his land, he has no qualms enlisting. After all, his life can’t get any harder, can it?
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"You don't own me"...
- By GrimReaperD13 on 09-03-24
By: Jack Spry, and others
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Bestiary - The Complete Trilogy
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Tom North, Faye Bishop
- Length: 26 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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One minute I’m in a tree, pointing my camera at a tiger, the next I’m on my back in a medieval fantasy world, while a skittish blonde hovers over me, hoping I’m not dead. I’ve never felt more alive.
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I couldn't stand the asshole main character
- By Brett R. Green on 01-02-23
By: Kirk Mason
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Charlotte's Reject
- By: K. R. Treadway
- Narrated by: Summer Moon
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Joseph Barden’s senior year can’t end fast enough. As a shifter who can’t shift, he’s found himself tormented by Charlotte Fender and her “Spiders.” The beautiful wolf shifter and her notorious girl-gang run the school, and she won’t leave him alone! Then it happens: after weeks of bullying, a searing connection pulls Joseph and Charlotte into a mate bond, awakening heated instincts that tell them they belong together. Joseph thinks he's going crazy, but Charlotte gets pissed.
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The narrator is ruining this book
- By Ariel on 04-14-25
By: K. R. Treadway
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I Summoned My What?!
- By: Montgomery Quinn
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Wayne Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Wanting to go into business with his best friend, Evie, Calon never could have expected how his life would turn in an instant. Rushing into the burning home of a neighbor, the unthinkable happens, and our fearless main character dies a hero. Only...he doesn't quite make it to the afterlife.
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really bad
- By Anonymous User on 04-26-23
By: Montgomery Quinn
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Tribe Master Publisher's Pack 1
- Tribe Master, Books 1-3
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Erin Bateman
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Build a tribe. Kill monsters. Bed beautiful women. Become a master. After passing through a portal, test pilot Jack Hawthorne finds himself in the mysterious land of Agraria. It has everything in abundance–beautiful women, plentiful resources, and more than a few things that want to kill him. Now Jack must build his own tribe from the ground up if he wants to have a chance at surviving–and begin working towards the creation of his very own empire.
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Overall worth it
- By Nick Shearman on 04-13-24
By: Noah Layton
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A New Path
- The Giseria Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Xander Jade
- Narrated by: Katie Hutch, Jack Douglas
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Maximus Drago is out searching for supplies for his mother when he ends up in a fight for his life. Injured, he ends up saving a legendary creature, then bonds with it. After he heals, he has no idea of what life has for him, but fate has decided on what he has to become.
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I have a problem with this
- By Anonymous User on 07-19-22
By: Xander Jade
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Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
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the best narration I've ever heard
- By CooJo on 08-30-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Veos, the Story of a Dungeon
- A Dungeon-Core LitRPG
- By: Victor Storm
- Narrated by: Christian Leatherman
- Length: 9 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Veos has quickly proved to be far more capable than your average Dungeon Core. In the eyes of his challengers, at least. He's instinctive and motivated, with a drive to craft an intricate story and create obstacles for all those who seek to explore what lies beneath Nerian-Silex. Though Veos is certainly an unusual dungeon, what truly sets him apart is unknown to most—even himself. But now he's stumbled upon intel about the realm's dark history that, if tampered with, could reawaken a horrific enemy.
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Best new dungeon core book in a while
- By Nick on 02-15-25
By: Victor Storm
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The Wolf King's Lair Omnibus
- Books 1-6
- By: Devan Drake
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 63 hrs and 53 mins
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Daxas has established his dungeon in the Proving Grounds and incorporated two more into his sphere of influence. But his expansion and rule-breaking doesn't end there. His successes have been impressive, but thus far, he has been competing against the other minnows in the Proving Grounds. Other, grander forces, have taken notice and the interfering Divine Lords continue in their campaign to see Daxas destroyed. Daxas will have to think bigger, fighter harder, and cheat in ever more inventive ways if he and his growing pool of desirable disciples are to emerge victorious.
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Incredibly dull
- By Gino on 02-27-24
By: Devan Drake
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Rogue Calamity
- Harem Space Fantasy Adventure
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Harlen knew he was meant for more than bounty hunting on a dusty desert planet—especially since he had escaped from a crazy cult tower on Earth-2 when he was younger. Can’t forget that in a hurry. But on Caria, the hot ginger barmaid ain’t bad to look at. Life is fine for Harlen. He gets paid, he drinks. He doesn’t need to go anywhere. That was until a girl from his past shows up, and she’s glowed up. Savannah was always cute before, but now she’s got white hair and eyes, as befit the order. She’s also gotten more adept at using her powers.
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Ready for book 2
- By Daniel on 03-28-22
By: Kirk Mason
Pretty good!
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nice
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A funny story of romance
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Fun Story
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Great story that hits the right spots
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Amazing narration by Savannah Thomas. She brings the characters to life with unique voices and speech styles
Tsundere Catgirl
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and the narration was great, a dual would be a little better but not by much. her out takes at the end were pretty funny as well.
what an easy listening book
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monster girls and fantasy tropes galore.
highly recomended
a beautiful romance
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Kirk Mason with another romance story, which is just as fun as his harem books, yet I really like the romance novels for the character development.
The characters are wonderful and the quirks of each person is fun to explore.
Excellent concept and fun read you won’t be disappointed.
A Knights Tail…
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The performance was top shelf. The outtakes are absolute gold!
I'm taking off a star because it honestly felt like this started as book one of a series and about 3/4 of the way thru he lost interest. Just wrapped it up and thru the extra material into an extended epilogue.
almost purrrfect
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