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An Isekai Fantasy Western Adventure
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Mandy McCullough
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Michael Dalton
About this listen
A cowboy is just a man with guts and a horse.
Connor Mills is only trying to earn some summer money for school by working the Green River Drift cattle drive in Wyoming. The Fates have something else in mind for him.
Thrust into a dark realm both familiar and eerily twisted, Connor finds himself at the center of a struggle between goblin tycoons, corrupt wolf-kin lawmen, and a town full of people who’ve had all the hope wrung out of them.
Connor is only one man, but the strange energies of the Faerie world have made him much more than he was.
When a grieving elven girl asks for Connor’s help to save her ranch after her father's murder, he has to decide just where he’s going to take a stand.
Because even in Faerie, a man is nothing more than his word and his willingness to stand behind it.
Red Elf Ranch is an isekai fantasy adventure in the theme of classic Western pulp cinema.
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I was just an anonymous clerk at a game store. Then one day a disgruntled customer ran over me and my hot co-worker Kelly—all because of an unreleased game I wouldn’t sell him. Now we’re trapped in a huge three-dimensional maze where gravity seems optional, competing in dangerous contests with a team of fellow social outcasts. And failure is often fatal. But I think I know what’s going on here. We’re gathering territory, I’m gaining strange abilities, and every contest we win adds another member to my team of hot girls. We just need get to the bottom of this maze. If only we can find it.
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You get the good with the bad
- By Bishop on 10-04-23
By: Michael Dalton
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Backyard Goblins
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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When a trio of cute goblins emerged from a silver portal that appeared out of nowhere on my property...things got a bit more complicated all of a sudden. Also, I soon discovered they bite and scratch: mostly each other, but sometimes me.
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Historically inaccurate!
- By Jay on 11-09-23
By: Virgil Knightley
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Isekai Emperor Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A Light-Hearted LitRPG Base-Building Adventure
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Christopher Harbour
- Length: 37 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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GOBO
- By Rodger Lackie on 06-01-25
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Fertile Valley 1
- Fertile Valley, Book 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Peter Busch-McGinley is a self-employed handyman in Max City. For the last eight years, life has been a downward spiral that left him nothing to show for his pain. But that's about to change. Pete is approached by the patron deity of the Fertile Valley and Mineral Village—the self-described Harvest Goddess. She reveals his destiny as her chosen one, which obviously throws him for a loop. As shocking as that is, it isn't nearly as surprising as what his childhood friend, Queenie Luna, reveals to him.
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So good!
- By John on 01-16-25
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Lord of the Dragon Riders Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Isekai Fantasy
- By: Turner Tellborn, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 28 hrs and 39 mins
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A strange cry for help distracts Daniel from his boring study session. Curiosity gets the better of him and he is thrust through a portal where he emerges into a fantasy world of myth, magic, dragons and war. His arrival grants him a special opportunity. After stumbling upon a dying dragon, he discovers an egg that is about to hatch. Daniel knows a grand adventure awaits him and he seizes the moment to become a dragon rider.
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same thing
- By Anonymous User on 05-21-25
By: Turner Tellborn, and others
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Infernal Legacy
- By: Edgar Riggs, Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
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Damian's life turns upside down when his father is murdered, leaving a void nothing can fill. Moving to a new city for college is supposed to be a fresh start, but it never feels right. Just as things begin to settle, Damian comes home to find a demonic goatman waiting to kill him. Luckily, a badass angel with a sword saves him—except she isn’t an angel, and Damian isn’t as human as he thought. Now, with his mother missing, Damian is caught in the middle of a war between worlds. To find her, he must train, slay demons, decipher his father's journal, and master the weapons he left behind.
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Cumming of age story
- By Guenther on 06-08-25
By: Edgar Riggs, and others
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Demon DIY Complete Trilogy
- By: Gwen Grayson, Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Suki Woodridge
- Length: 23 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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My career as a realtor bored me, except for when I got to test my handyman skills. So, when I finally saved enough, I purchased the most rundown manor I could find. The problem? A few guests rest within its walls. Repairing the mansion is the challenge I craved, but a string of vandalisms keeps us on edge. Someone, or something, doesn’t want us living here. It turns out Sunnyside won’t be as peaceful as I expected.
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Damn good
- By michael on 04-04-25
By: Gwen Grayson, and others
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Morphinizin' Chroma Corps
- By: Virgil Knightley, Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Hannah Schooner, Giancarlo Herrera
- Length: 12 hrs and 56 mins
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After the Watchers of All Worlds choose karate champion and three-time-employee of the month Jason Caulfield to lead the reformed Chroma Corps against the monsters of Lord Evilface, he ends up in charge of four female warriors, each with their own quirks. But his new life isn’t all pizza, karate, friendship, and romantic tension. The monsters he and his fellow rangers face are super dangerous... and super weird. Also, they keep making these horrible puns.
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Spicy next level Power Rangers
- By Tony Loveless on 05-31-25
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Bullets, Blades, and Babes
- By: Michael Dalton, Virgil Knightley, Misty Vixen, and others
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Raya Kane, Erin Bateman, and others
- Length: 27 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Every year some of the best in the genre get together to tell awesome stories in a combined offering. Inside this audiobook you will find action, adventure, love, lust, and intrigue.
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I love big books of short stories!
- By DaynenMc on 07-08-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Arcane Lawmaker Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Rozelyn Rader, Lewis Alexander
- Length: 29 hrs and 11 mins
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Garrett Cross is no stranger to traveling the outlands. He's been roaming for years, hunting down vampires and giving them exactly what they deserve: sharpened stakes and silver bullets. Now, he's come to Frontier Falls. It's a little settlement where humans and vampires have made peace. But if there's one thing Cross knows, it's vampires, and any deal they make is one just waiting to be broken.
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It was all good stuff until Book 3
- By Westley Giles on 11-28-24
By: Dante King
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Legend to Farmer
- A Slice of Life Fantasy
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
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Valdis Wolfbane is renowned through the lands for his physical prowess and mighty conquests, but he's willing to give it all up to purchase a farm and settle down.
Exchanging a sword for a plow, he's set on turning the dilapidated farm into something he can live off for the rest of his peaceful life.
What he didn't bet on was finding love after all these years of fighting. Now that he has the time, he's about to discover that two is better than one... and three makes for a life well lived.
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The author is in love with his own over flowery prose
- By Gitchel on 03-19-24
By: Dante King
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Slime Keeper
- Slime Keeper, Book 1
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Tristan Josiah
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
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Blake was searching for simplicity, but fate had other plans. After an unexpected turn of events lands him in the fantastical world of Ylege, he's endowed with extraordinary physical abilities and inherits an unclaimed farmstead at the world's edge. Things seem to be falling into place until he encounters the gorls—beautiful, magical, sentient slimes.
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a little over done
- By Thomas rueul dembey on 10-30-24
By: Leon West
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Blood Knight
- Vampire Slayer
- By: Edie Skye
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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J.B. Clarke enrolled in college to earn his degree and find a steady job. What he got instead was an adventure in a secret underworld where vampires rule over all. Emma Rose, a friendly gamer who turns out to be a succubus, recruits him into Broken Fang, an overly ambitious team of monster girls. These lovely ladies know they’ll need help if they’re to stand a chance against the vampires, and they’re looking for a few good men.
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I really liked this one
- By JB on 04-16-24
By: Edie Skye
Christopher and Mandy do a wonderful job bringing the tale to life with good and different voices for each character. I will admit to coming close to almost cheering at times while laughing at others. I recommend this as a must read for trans-dimensional travel fans.
Classic Western with Spice
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love a fantasy western that actually has guns
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Note too that I purchased both the Audible (book one so far) and Kindle books one and two (Looking forward to book three).
So five stars.
Great Characters
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Pretty damn good.
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Great story
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That's what I get for being too engaged in this story.
Awesome HaremLit by Dalton, yet once again.
The narrators did an amazing job, as well.
I am seriously jonesing for book 2❣️
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
No fair... It ended.
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loved the western take with fantasy
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I was hesitant on buying this book because I’ve been disappointed in the last couple of new books I got but this one got me excited for more. I just wish it was longer
WOW
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yeee hawww
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This was great
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