
Red Elf Ranch
An Isekai Fantasy Western Adventure
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Narrated by:
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Christopher Harbour
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Mandy McCullough
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By:
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Michael Dalton
About this listen
A cowboy is just a man with guts and a horse.
Connor Mills is only trying to earn some summer money for school by working the Green River Drift cattle drive in Wyoming. The Fates have something else in mind for him.
Thrust into a dark realm both familiar and eerily twisted, Connor finds himself at the center of a struggle between goblin tycoons, corrupt wolf-kin lawmen, and a town full of people who’ve had all the hope wrung out of them.
Connor is only one man, but the strange energies of the Faerie world have made him much more than he was.
When a grieving elven girl asks for Connor’s help to save her ranch after her father's murder, he has to decide just where he’s going to take a stand.
Because even in Faerie, a man is nothing more than his word and his willingness to stand behind it.
Red Elf Ranch is an isekai fantasy adventure in the theme of classic Western pulp cinema.
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- Randy
- 06-24-24
Classic Western with Spice
Dalton writes a classic Western with some harem spice. He did an excellent job creating a Faerie world different than normal. The tall stranger freeing a beleagard town from an evil bad guy is probably one of the most common settings for a Western. However, he brings our hero from a modern day cattle drive into a fantasy world with similar rules to "The Old West." I won't say more, don't want to ruin any surprises.
Christopher and Mandy do a wonderful job bringing the tale to life with good and different voices for each character. I will admit to coming close to almost cheering at times while laughing at others. I recommend this as a must read for trans-dimensional travel fans.
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- Posiden300
- 06-25-24
love a fantasy western that actually has guns
I really like the story and the characters. The gun fights are fun and exciting and it has a nice slice of life vib of ranching. I enjoy all the girls none that I disliked and they all have a different personality. can't wait for the next book.
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- C E Wright
- 10-25-24
Great Characters
The narration use in male and female voice actors, really helped the story move right along. Personally I'm not a fan explicit sex scenes. Remember there is a feature that allows you too fast forward in most audio players those scenes or others you find objectionable.
Note too that I purchased both the Audible (book one so far) and Kindle books one and two (Looking forward to book three).
So five stars.
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- Devin R
- 08-31-24
Pretty damn good.
A wonderful foray into the harem genre with a rare step into a western setting. The groundwork was laid for some fantastic world building. And the foundation set for a wonderful series to grow with hopefully many future stories to be added.
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- Justin Scott Braswell
- 07-11-24
Great story
the only dislike I have is it was a bit short but still very enjoyable I throughly enjoyed this story and I'm looking forward to the next installment if you like fantasy/western this is a good one in my opinion
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- DaynenMc
- 06-24-24
No fair... It ended.
Just when I thought the book had reached the halfway point, it ended.
That's what I get for being too engaged in this story.
Awesome HaremLit by Dalton, yet once again.
The narrators did an amazing job, as well.
I am seriously jonesing for book 2❣️
I'm giving this book 9 out of 5 stars.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-23-24
loved the western take with fantasy
loved the world of Faerie the ether manipulation and the spin on the timeless classic of the honorable gunslinger looking forward to book 2
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- Yoshi
- 06-25-24
yeee hawww
I am loving the Western adventure, most westerns have a common trope but I have to say this one mixes fantasy and Western in just the right way. The Mc is nobody to play with even if he is not the strongest he has a good heart and will stand up for what he believes in. I can't wait to see what happened in the next book!
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- tyquan
- 06-26-24
WOW
This series started off strong! I love the MC & how he handled everything. The gun fights were top tier & the women are all great with different roles.
I was hesitant on buying this book because I’ve been disappointed in the last couple of new books I got but this one got me excited for more. I just wish it was longer
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- A. Nonymous
- 07-04-24
This was great
I really really really liked this one. A+. My kinda fantasy western. I am very invested and interested in seeing where it goes with the next one for sure.
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