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Alcatraz Smedry is back with a bang - infiltrating the Library of Alexandria, looking for his not-dead-after-all father and discovering a strange golden sarcophagus that might hold the key to his amazing talent for breaking things.
Oh, and his best friend Bastille's come along too - for evil-librarian-bashing purposes, of course.
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