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Alyssa Poon
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Logan Jacobs
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My name is Alex, and I am just a normal office worker from Denver.
But I’m also “the Dreamer.”
Or at least that’s what the beautiful cat-girl said after I woke up in All-the-Land and saved her from a monster in a crazy forest full of smiling flowers and trees.
The Dreamer is the prophesied savior of this land. He is immune to all side effects of the world’s magical potions, and his… seed also has enhanced abilities that can be passed on to the women he so chooses.
So it’s down the rabbit hole for me, and no card queen or dark king is going to stop me from saving this world.
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- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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After having defeated the Baron and claimed the hilltop village as his own, there is no time for Matthew to rest. He is facing new threats. The Fallen women from the settlement have sensed an opportunity to strike. To save his girls and the village from conquest and slavery, he needs the support of the Ice Queen. But Matthew knows very little about the Ice Queen. With a name like that, she’s probably not giving out free hugs. The Ice Queen was as likely to support him as she was to destroy him. There was only one way to find out. Matthew has to journey through the corners of the Land of ...
By: Patrick Stewart
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Infernal Legacy
- By: Edgar Riggs, Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Damian's life turns upside down when his father is murdered, leaving a void nothing can fill. Moving to a new city for college is supposed to be a fresh start, but it never feels right. Just as things begin to settle, Damian comes home to find a demonic goatman waiting to kill him. Luckily, a badass angel with a sword saves him—except she isn’t an angel, and Damian isn’t as human as he thought. Now, with his mother missing, Damian is caught in the middle of a war between worlds. To find her, he must train, slay demons, decipher his father's journal, and master the weapons he left behind.
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Cumming of age story
- By Guenther on 06-08-25
By: Edgar Riggs, and others
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The Baron's Concubines
- By: Patrick Stewart
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
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Mephistopheles burst out in laughter. “You’re going to fight me with your fists?” “Yeah,” Matthew nodded, jaw tightening. “Unless you can convince the werewolves to give me back my sword?” “If we were to actually duel, I will make sure they return your sword to you before I kill you,” Mephistopheles said. “I’m surprised by your confidence. Most tend to cower in my presence, much like your elf friend.” Matthew turned to look at Alena. She had dropped to her knees and crawled behind a chair, from which she looked up at the demon, eyes wide in horror. “You know, my ...
By: Patrick Stewart
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The Shattering of the Spirit-Sword Brackish
- Part I
- By: Sam Farren
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 24 mins
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The first book in a two-part series— Princess Castelle is the last of her bloodline. Kept safe by the spirits bound to the forest surrounding her, Castelle devotes herself to studying all a future Queen needs to know, waiting for the day she can wield Brackish. The spirit-sword is her birthright. Only those worthy of ruling the archipelago can temper Brackish’s ancient rage without succumbing to it. After half a lifetime spent waiting to reclaim her mother’s throne, Castelle’s frustration gets the better of her. After yet another assassination attempt, her disenchantment with her ...
By: Sam Farren
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The Land of Debauchery
- Books 1 - 8
- By: Patrick Stewart
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 15 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter meets Game of Thrones - but with more sex and humour!!! This is a collection of eight short ish stories that combine together to tell one long story. Oliver accidentally kills a man, meets a red-eyed witch, and then is whisked off to a magical place where he is supposed to learn how to be a wizard. Naturally, everything goes wrong. He ends up killing a whole bunch of… things. Ends up actually owning a whole bunch of girls… and then, really discovers who he is, and why the dead are haunting his dreams, and why the living are trying to kill him.
By: Patrick Stewart
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Legacies
- By: Patrick Stewart
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Legacies are the children of Immortals, humans with immense speed and power, humans that can potentially live forever. In a world full of demons and angels, Martial is a pretty carefree Legacy. That is, until a new threat arrives, a threat that could change the balance of power in favour of the demons. There is only one way for Martial to face this new threat. Pull his socks up, take on a bunch of beautiful Legacies to train as apprentices, and march into battle against this new foe. This book is for adults only. It contains lots of violence, lots of cursing, and full blown harems!
By: Patrick Stewart
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Violet
- Reborn as a Dungeon Core in a Steampunk World, What Else Could Go Wrong?
- By: Kevin Walker
- Narrated by: Krissy Barnes
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
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In the aftermath of a tragic demise before her 20th birthday, Violet finds herself thrust into an enigmatic realm of the unknown. A chance encounter with space Vikings in the grand hall offers her a tantalizing opportunity: to return home, but at what cost? Choosing to grasp the lifeline offered, Violet awakens in a world far removed from familiarity, where billowing steam and towering mushrooms dominate the landscape. Navigating this surreal terrain becomes her new reality, a precarious balance between the mysterious and the bizarre.
By: Kevin Walker
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Demon Mage Omnibus: Books 1-4
- By: D. Levesque
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Boise Blue
- Length: 39 hrs and 3 mins
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Brian was a book lover, always seeking the solace of dusty bookstores and the scent of well-worn pages. His tastes veered towards contemporary fiction, but he couldn't resist the allure of antiquated shops filled with stories from ages past. Fate intervened on one such visit when a seemingly ordinary book tumbled from a shelf and struck him, becoming slightly damaged in the process.
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A great series all in one serving
- By Paul Bolton on 06-04-25
By: D. Levesque
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The Devil's Apprentice: Book 3
- Vengeance in Heaven
- By: Patrick Stewart
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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After having descended to hell and stopping Satan for the second time, Alex returned to the realm of humans only to find demons and angels on the brink of all-out war. Angels were still being murdered, and in retaliation, the gorgeous but equally arrogant angels took it upon themselves to mete out “justice” on the demons. Alex didn’t like the angels much, but a war with them meant a war with God, the Almighty. And he wasn’t named that for not being… mighty. Is there anything he can do to stop the madness, or is humanity doomed to suffer a war between beings that were as old as ...
By: Patrick Stewart
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Manipulation
- Magic Eater, Book 1
- By: Sean Oswald
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 20 hrs
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Tad doesn't have any memory before waking up on the beach, apparently the sole survivor of a shipwreck. All he has from his past is a necklace with a symbol no one recognizes. After growing up in the orphanage, he takes a job managing inventory for a merchant catering to adventurers. He knows he's a bit off, the world just smells different to him. When he's confronted by a group of adventurers with more power than ethics, he learns that it's been magic he is smelling all along.
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Horrid narration
- By Lloyd Adams on 06-03-25
By: Sean Oswald
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Lord of EXP Farming 1
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: D. Pidge
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 15 hrs and 42 mins
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The 42nd Merging arrives, mass-transporting every human to a hostile new world with a System. Everyone must choose a Class, and Quest directives compel them to climb the leaderboards for categories like highest level… and most kills of other people. Jordan isn’t anyone special before the Merging, but the new start equalizes the playing field. He must exploit his versatile class to overcome powerful monsters and opportunistic strangers who kill people as a quick path to power.
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Spoiler Review
- By Ranger_1997 on 06-05-25
By: D. Pidge