
Alex in Haremland
An Alice in Wonderland Spoof
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Robert L. Bradvica
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Alyssa Poon
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Logan Jacobs
About this listen
My name is Alex, and I am just a normal office worker from Denver.
But I’m also “the Dreamer.”
Or at least that’s what the beautiful cat-girl said after I woke up in All-the-Land and saved her from a monster in a crazy forest full of smiling flowers and trees.
The Dreamer is the prophesied savior of this land. He is immune to all side effects of the world’s magical potions, and his… seed also has enhanced abilities that can be passed on to the women he so chooses.
So it’s down the rabbit hole for me, and no card queen or dark king is going to stop me from saving this world.
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